The Doctor's Office

[justinsayne]

dude, it was written by a 6 yr. old, what the fuck were you expecting?

 

[The Doctor]

I have to read this right now, but somehow I don't think it will be as good without the voices.

Someone make the audiobook now, please. That was quite possibly the best thing ever. I love kids with story ideas. They have their own set of logic and it usually turns into something great.

I remember when I was in Kindergarten I had an idea for a Ninja Turtles game where the hub world had doors blocked by different substances and after you completed each level you got something to break the substances (scissors, chainsaw, flamethrower, etc.). Also one of the levels was a pyramid that was slowly filling up with water.

OH MY GOD THAT THEME SONG IS AWESOME

 

[Pepe Silvia]

 

[Sparky]

He could of been something

 

[Pepe Silvia]

Eh, he's got time, hopefully with Rocky back they bring in Piper and have them school the shit out of FCW

 

[Sparky]

His match against randy looked awful. hopefully he comes back though. I marked out when I found out he was coming to the WWE.

 

[JGlass]

Is farewell promo on NXT was bad... it was perhaps Eli Cottonwood bad. I wonder if it was just a way of attracting cheap heel heat, let's boo this guy because that promo was awful type of thing.

 

[The Doctor]

That was even worse than I remembered.

I hate that he's so bland and bad. I was so excited because I had heard great things about the guy, and he was Perfect's son, but...

 

[justinsayne]

While he's out they should have him study all of Sheen's insane interviews and come back spewing the similar crazy shit, who better than the son of Perfect to start cutting promo's where he says shit like "Hey Newsflash!!! I am special", "Uhh, Winner", and then calling the fans and other wrestlers "Turds" & "Clowns", it could be fucking epic

 

[The Doctor]

My favorite Sheen quote, hands down, is "I have crushed the earthworm with my words. Imagine what I could do with my fire-breathing fists.".

That's some supervillainry right there.

 

[justinsayne]

Sheen is fucking awesome, why the fuck hasn't anyone given this guy a reality show yet!!!!

I added him to my twitter last night, just so I could more easily read the incoherent crap he spews on there more easily

and that quote is awesome Doc, now imagine if McGuillicutty was sayin' shit like that... fucking awesome (assuming he doesn't butcher the delivery)

 

[Pepe Silvia]

He could go sort of loose cannon and just randomly punch people in the face, then go "Too far?"

 

[FunKay the Inevitable]

That promo was truly awful. I think that moment won worst angle of 2010 in the WZ awards, right?

 

[Remix]

It's sad that Michael McGillicutty isn't worthy of being called the Justin Gabriel of that season. Gabriel has actually displayed signs of competance on the mic like his NXT elimination promo and what there is on youtube of his South African stuff such as:

 

[I Suck Ass]

I'm back!

Hey, Doc, do you play TF2?

 

[Remix]

You went somewhere Noah?

 

[The Doctor]

No, I don't.

Also, found my new theme song:

 

[JGlass]

Noah was bant... AGAIN! Noah, start following the rules dude.

 

[The Doctor]

Beth Phoenix is so hot.

I hate doing research papers.

 

[justinsayne]

Sounds fun, I think I'll stick with watching Inception till I fall asleep

 

[The Doctor]

I'm seriously considering just going to bed after I'm done with my intro (I've done about two pages out of eight, trying to stretch my intro into a whole page) and doing the rest tomorrow since I'll have tons of time then. Luckily this is the rough draft and the full version isn't due until next Friday, but I have a speech to write over the weekend...I hate this end of the quarter.

I work, and I work, yet nothing ever gets done.

 

[justinsayne]

If you're tired you're prolly better off going to bed and working on it tomorrow, supposedly the brain functions better when rested or some shit

 

[FunKay the Inevitable]

Beth Phoenix is so hot.

Has she been on TV lately?

 

[Pepe Silvia]

They're probably saving her for Super Tia (Or whatever they're gonna call Kong)

 

[The Doctor]

Beth Phoenix and Natalya to reunite against the team of Kong and Cyborg.

Actually I can see Kong being introduced as Miz's new bodyguard. "She's like King Kong...but AWESOME...AWWWWWWESOOOOOOMMMEE KONG!!!!!"