Sam's Thread of Chattin' w/ Jake & Other Robust Subjects

[nightmare]

With a few small adjustments, Kingsman 2 could have been Zoolander 3.

Let that sink in and tell me im wrong. You know it's true

 

[JGlass]

I've never seen Zoolander 2 so I can't begin to compare the franchises.

Kingsmen 2 did have Elton John kicking some guy in the face Liu Kang style, though, which seems like something that could happen in Zoolander.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Shrek did it better.

 

[Uncle Sam]

1. Baby Driver ★★★★★
2. Okja ★★★★★
3. The Death of Stalin ★★★★
4. The Handmaiden: Director's Cut ★★★★
5. Moonlight ★★★★
6. Free Fire ★★★★
7. Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 ★★★★
8. Colossal ★★★
9. Get Out ★★★
10. My Life As a Courgette ★★★
11. I Am Not a Witch ★★★
12. Thor Ragnarok ★★★
13. Star Wars: The Last Jedi ★★★
14. Split ★★★
15. The Big Sick ★★★
16. Power Rangers ★★★
17. War for the Planet of the Apes ★★★
18. The Lego Batman Movie ★★★
19. Toni Erdmann ★★★
20. Jackie ★★★
21. Hidden Figures ★★★
22. Spider-Man Homecoming ★★★
23. It ★★★
24. Blade Runner 2049 ★★★
25. Dunkirk ★★★
26. Logan ★★★
27. Death Note ★★★
28. Lady Macbeth ★★★
29. Wonder Woman ★★★
30. Jim & Andy: The Great Beyond ★★★
31. Fate of the Furious ★★
32. Valerian: City of a Thousand Planets ★★
33. Shin Godzilla ★★
34. Manchester by the Sea ★★
35. La La Land ★★
36. T2 Trainspotting ★★
37. Mindhorn ★★
38. Their Finest ★★
39. Kong: Skull Island ★★
40. Alien: Covenant ★
41. John Wick: Chapter 2 ★
42. Kingsman: The Golden Circle ★

I feel like I saw a number of reviews that described this as "magical surrealism," which isn't even close to the mark. Nor did I find it particularly funny. It was just a bit... very distressing.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

You've got a week to round that list to 50.

 

[Mr. TM]

Could just watch Bright and get that over with.

 

[Uncle Sam]

I'm watching It's A Wonderful Life and you're just going to have to suck it up.

Jumanji though? That could be a classic three-star Rocky Miavia picture.

P.S. Max Landis can do one.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

You can bank that 3 star Jumanji prediction.

 

[Lee]

Any bar jglass tags himself in on Instagram I immediately check their website.

Just don't lose your passport Sam.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

If not for Takeover we would be going to a DMX concern in the basement of some bar that we would almost certainly have to fight our way out of, inch by inch

 

[Uncle Sam]

DMX, in 2017. Unbelievable.

 

[JGlass]

Any bar jglass tags himself in on Instagram I immediately check their website.

Just don't lose your passport Sam.

Garage on Passyunk is a great spot! They have well over a hundred beers and we can play skee ball! Do they have skee ball in England?

If not for Takeover we would be going to a DMX concern in the basement of some bar that we would almost certainly have to fight our way out of, inch by inch

While this scenario sounds way more epic than reality, the show is at an actual venue. The venue is small as fuck, max capacity of 1000, but it's not in a basement.

DMX, in 2017. Unbelievable.

I know right?

 

[Mighty NorCal]

I imagine it to be like the city street in Novigrad when you are trying to kill Radovid.

 

[Lee]

Garage on Passyunk is a great spot! They have well over a hundred beers and we can play skee ball! Do they have skee ball in England?

I know of it and it's the sort of thing you see in old amusement arcades at the seasside.

Yeah Garage on Passyunk looks great for sure.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

☆☆☆☆ Wonder
☆☆☆ The Man Who Invented Christmas, The Disaster Artist, Star Wars: The Latest One, Better Watch Out, Jumanji and Ferdinand
☆☆ Home Again

John Cena made me believe he was a bull in Ferdinand, he's never convinced me as a wrestler. Well done to him.

I've ended the year on 182 film at the cinema. I want a break but 200 seems attainable, right?

 

[Uncle Sam]

I just don't have the energy anymore.

 

[Барбоса]

My year finished with a total of two visits to the cinema.

I'm out of control.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

I slept during 62 of them.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

One. One time.

Children change things. Jake how do you pull it off, you have like 5 kids.

I lie, I went twice. Once with the queen and once with J Glass.

To be fair, if I was still single and living a life of sin, I would get movie pass and go see all sorts of stupid shit.

 

[Барбоса]

I saw nothing that wasn't Star Wars

 

[Mighty NorCal]

Justice League (fuck you, it was good) and Monster Squad 2 (it was called "IT" in the majority of theatres)

 

[Lee]

Logan, Wonder Woman, Spider-man, Justice League, Thor, Disaster Artist, Star Wars.

There must have been something else but can't think.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

My kids (2. One legit, one adopted) go school and I'm retired. I could fit in 500 films if Hollywood could just catch up.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

My kids (2. One legit, one adopted) go school and I'm retired. I could fit in 500 films if Hollywood could just catch up.

I.....Will be retired when my kid hits 1st grade.


Wow. I see this light at the end of the tunnel now.

 

[JGlass]

Wonder was good? I laughed uncontrollably at the trailer.