Sam's Thread of Chattin' w/ Jake & Other Robust Subjects

[Tastycles]

I thought you were the bald one?

 

[Y 2 Jake]

I shave it bald, I'm not a natural baldy.

 

[Tastycles]

If your Mr. Bean description was genuine, it might be him. If your other one was, it isn't him.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Just post the picture then I can ascertain if it's him.

 

[Tastycles]

No, he obviously cherishes anonymity. He looks like the dweeby one from Inbetweeners.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

He looks like the dweeby one from Inbetweeners.

Not very specific, there are 4 of them. But I would stop speaking to him if he didn't match up to my high standards of what an internet friends should look like.

 

[Tastycles]

This one

, only with straighter hair and bigger eyebrows.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

There's no image there, but I've narrowed it down to the two with straight hair.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

There's no image there, but I've narrowed it down to the two with straight hair.

Poet and I didn't even know it.

 

[Tastycles]

Can you see this one? He looks like this, with thicker eyebrows and a pointier chin. The photo quality is poor, but I think he may be one of those that has inexplicably red cheeks.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Oh dear, he's going to have to come back and confirm that he's nothing like that.

 

[Tastycles]

I'm actually certain it's him now.

EDIT - I can't remember what I googled to find it. Probably wasn't him anyway.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

I feel I should update you on todays purchases. I was going to buy Zombieland, that's what I went out for, but without a special sleeve and the fact I saw it at the cinema made me decide to buy something else instead. I saw A Serious Man, but I don't actually fancy it. I know it's supposed to be good Coens, but I really aren't that intrested. I plumped for a much better film, Wrong Side Of Town. Batista, Rob Van Dam & Ja Rule, contains strong sexualised nudity, violence and language. Awesome.

I then got Steven Segal: Lawman and Eastbound & Down, or whatever it's called.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

I've just noticed Wrong Side Of Town stars Dave Bautista, not Deacon Batista, so I think I've been conned.

 

[Uncle Sam]

I don't think it's me. It could be that picture of me from a few years ago, I suppose.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Y'know the Kick-Ass posters? I've been coming up with my own, me being surprisingly good in Photoshop and all. I've been coming up with new variations of them - I can't Kick-Ass, but I can MOW-LAWN - I can't Kick-Ass, but I can COOK-SAUSAGES. You get he idea. Anyway, they're awesome.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Sounds fantastic. I wish I was coming up with ideas. Instead, I found some keys on the side just now and was licking them for their metallic taste.

 

[Uncle Sam]

I was also of the opinion that Kick-Ass looked shit, until Empire gave it five stars. Fickle, me.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

I wish I was coming up with ideas.

I'm concerned I might blow myself out by the time I get to university. That's why I'm taking it easy in everyday life.

Do you think my Home Alone meets the story of Anne Frank film idea will be frowned upon?

I was also of the opinion that Kick-Ass looked shit, until Empire gave it five stars. Fickle, me.

It's always looked.....Really-Good.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Too many comedic pauses for me in the trailer. Also, Nic Cage.

 

[X]

Speaking of Nic Cage I watched Wild at Heart last night. Not nearly as good as I remembered it being, can't say I'd rank it very high on my list of favorite Lynch films.

 

[Uncle Sam]

I also watched Wild at Heart. You won't understand this but:

 

[Uncle Sam]

It was shit by the way. Anyway, Jake, it's been a few hours and I've had no good ideas - let's do some match reviews. Something with Edge in it maybe.

 

[X]

Oh, you're doing match reviews now? Stealing my thunder are we? I've got a hefty match ratings update coming later tonight. Watching the latest Dragon Gate USA show right now.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Yeah, but we're using a 1-2.5 system. Pioneers, us.