Sam's Thread of Chattin' w/ Jake & Other Robust Subjects

[Sparky]

You guy's have targets over there don't you? over here all DVD players sold in targets are region free. I play american dvd's on mine all the time. (I can even play them in the sony three and x-box. and my wii only plays american dvd's anyone know why that might be? I brought it from Australia why the fuck can't I watch Australian dvd's on it waits for one of you to say because they are shit

 

[Uncle Sam]

DVD company that puts the DVD cover on the spine. Next time you go in HMV, look at Dead Man Running in the charts and look at the square image on the spine.

The Blu-rays are the worst. They really need to come up with a consensus on where to put the BD logo on the spine - it's all over the place. Sometimes I envy Australia:

I'll level with you. I tried to find the generic, uniform covers they use to hide the covers of R-Rated movies (even ones with nothing more than floating heads on the front) but I couldn't. Use your imagination.

Two years ago, Sam. Two years ago.

To replace the duck, or, like, just for fun?

 

[Uncle Sam]

You guy's have targets over there don't you?

No.

I play american dvd's on mine all the time. (I can even play them in the sony three and x-box. and my wii only plays american dvd's anyone know why that might be?

You shouldn't be allowed to play any DVDs on it. I oughta report you to Nintendo. Download a better Homebrew or firmware or whatever prefix and suffix meet to create the word I mean.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

The Blu-rays are the worst. They really need to come up with a consensus on where to put the BD logo on the spine - it's all over the place.

I have to admit, I'm not that intrested in Blu-Ray. It's a gimmick too far for me. I buy them because you do and I can't have you owning more than me. I dread the day when the makers get cocky and start doing different colour cases.

To replace the duck, or, like, just for fun?

I wanted one, so I made the child think she wanted one and we agreed it should be a birthday present for her.

 

[Uncle Sam]

I have to admit, I'm not that intrested in Blu-Ray. It's a gimmick too far for me. I buy them because you do and I can't have you owning more than me. I dread the day when the makers get cocky and start doing different colour cases.

I was originally doing it so I could have the ultimate collection of films. That went out the window immediately because Watchmen and Gran Torino got in, later to be joined by Alien vs. Predator: Requiem.

Edit: Oh yeah, I'm struggling to make good wrestling posts. I think I lost it, Jake. The universal law - you have it and then you lose it.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

I was originally doing it so I could have the ultimate collection of films. That went out the window immediately because Watchmen and Gran Torino got in, later to be joined by Alien vs. Predator: Requiem.

I've pretty much got the ultimate DVD collection, I'm happy with that.

Dr. Manhattan looks like shit in Hi-Def and not even I'd buy AvP: Requiem on Blu-Ray.

Edit: Oh yeah, I'm struggling to make good wrestling posts. I think I lost it, Jake. The universal law - you have it and then you lose it.

I could probably make a good wrestling post, but I'd have to think about it, which I'm dead again. That's why I hate the other forum, the one you're a member of, if you make a mistake you're the biggest idiot alive. If they make a mistake it was an elaborate plan just to reel you in. Sounds familiar, but I can't think why.

 

[Uncle Sam]

I've pretty much got the ultimate DVD collection, I'm happy with that.

Oddly, I only had about 100 films on DVD. Still more than I have on Blu-ray, but the collection mainly consisted of boxsets of series.

Dr. Manhattan looks like shit in Hi-Def and not even I'd buy AvP: Requiem on Blu-Ray.

Somebody got it free with some shit and I ended up with it. Edit: It may have been a reward for getting my friend a copy of SVR 2010. Though that game is just terrible. We're the sort that chortle at animation and framerate, I'm afraid to say.

I got Toy Story and Toy Story 2, by the way. I watched it and then wondered why I'd bothered spending extra for it on Blu-ray. Pixar hadn't mastered detailed textures at that point, you see.

I could probably make a good wrestling post, but I'd have to think about it, which I'm dead again.

I was thinking of doing match reviews, but with a proper 1-5 system. I'm a pioneer, what can I say?

That's why I hate the other forum, the one you're a member of, if you make a mistake you're the biggest idiot alive. If they make a mistake it was an elaborate plan just to reel you in. Sounds familiar, but I can't think why.

I left it because I've only been on, ooh, six other forums with a similar concentration of obnoxious *****. I'm fragile.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Oddly, I only had about 100 films on DVD. Still more than I have on Blu-ray, but the collection mainly consisted of boxsets of series.

Like I've said before, you're out of your league.

Somebody got it free with some shit and I ended up with it.

Oh yeah, I got it with ASlien vs. Predator, the game. Forgot about that.

I got Toy Story and Toy Story 2, by the way. I watched it and then wondered why I'd bothered spending extra for it on Blu-ray. Pixar hadn't mastered detailed textures at that point, you see.

I only buy ones where they've improved the...thing, you know what I'm on about.

I was thinking of doing match reviews, but with a proper 1-5 system. I'm a pioneer, what can I say?

I'm thinking we should do a Jake & Sam match review thread, keep us both in the spotlight.

I left it because I've only been on, ooh, six other forums with a similar concentration of obnoxious *****. I'm fragile.

''I don't understand why you're being sarcastic'' is one on my favorite lines ever.

They're very mocking for people who totally oblivious to the fact I'm mocking them. The they think I'm an idiot for reasons unknown to me, I think they're idiots because they reply just how I want them to.

In their VIP Room, which is just a Bar Room, there is a thread called Members You Could Kill With Your Bare Hands. I'm in there, I just said I thought it was doubtful.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Just had a deja vu there. I was going to suggest we have a thread like that in here. Then I remembered how boring threads like that turn out here.

"Oh, I'd totally strangle KB because he has a large penis. " etc. etc.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Instead of I'd kill Klunderbunker because...poor example I have nothing against the cunt.

I'd strangle Rebecca because that's how I roll when I've lured in a teenager through Facebook.

 

[Uncle Sam]

I'd strangle the Canadian, just to prove positive reinforcement doesn't work.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

He'd let you, or he'd try to reason even after you've knifed his wife.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Oh, I could never hurt Becky. I think it's Becky.

"Come with me and Becky and I'll tear my sleeves off and we'll watch SmackDown."

Seems to fit.

Anyway, I have to go do that thing I often do on weekdays. You know the one.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

The tango classes?

I'd kill his wife just to watch his bottom lip quiver.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

I'm going to start doing lots of threads in why I give out advice. For example:

Y 2 Jake Presents: Retaliatory Comebacks

Somebody giving you gip, free puts downs here.

Random horrible person: ''You suck dick''

Y 2 Jane (After advice from Jake): ''Yeah, your Dad's''.

What do you think?

 

[Tastycles]

"My dad's dead"

Then what?

 

[Y 2 Jake]

''Before he died of the aids I gave him''

''Your point?''

''Sorry, must've been your Mum, my mistake''

''I'm not being literal, doofus''

''I've never read a book about sausages'' This will confuse them, then you can run off.

 

[Sparky]

I don't know why I can play dvd's on it, I just can. My sister can on hers as well. only disney movies work on them though, I just thought it was because they was region 1(?) It might be because of that.

 

[Tastycles]

So, in retaliation for you telling everyone my name, I found a picture of you on the internet. I won't post it, but just know that I know what you look like.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Like Mr. Bean, I established this a while ago now.

It is Sam you're on about, right?

 

[Sparky]

I always pictured Sam as a Slightly chubbier version of will. maybe with long hair only down to his shoulders.












then again I picture every poster on here like that. I never picture them being fat.

 

[Tastycles]

Yes, yes it is.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

I honestly don't know what Sam looks like and I don't really care,...Dwight?

 

[Tastycles]

My name isn't fucking Dwight, and I've changed my mind now, I don't think it's him.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Bald, handsome, but with the tan of a hotdog sausage? If so, it's him.