Sam's Thread of Chattin' w/ Jake & Other Robust Subjects

[X]

I grew tired of Facebook like three years ago. Only reason I use it these days is to talk to my best friend in Germany when we get tired of racking up expensive phone bills.

That and to stalk Sam of course.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Furthermore, I'll never meet anyone off the internet unless you earn it by remembering my WrestleMania 35 party in ten years time. I'll get fish 'n' chips in. That oughta impress the Yanks.

 

[X]

I'm there Sam, book it.

Nonsense, we'd have a merry good time. I'd take you to the pub, feed you all sorts of spirits and liquors that would frighten your feeble mouth, we'd ride home on a moped and loudly sing the Jam's "That's Entertainment" down the streets, and then fall asleep cuddled up on the couch.

Book it. It's happening.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

Furthermore, I'll never meet anyone off the internet unless you earn it by remembering my WrestleMania 35 party in ten years time. I'll get fish 'n' chips in. That oughta impress the Yanks.

If I am still alive, I will be there. You had better have those balloons ready

 

[Sparky]

I will start saving.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

If I'm still around in 10 years, and I will remember about this meeting, then and only then will I reveal my identity. I look fuck all like the British Bulldog, for the record.

 

[Uncle Sam]

I will start saving.

Pssh, England's only on the other side of the world to Australia. Fly Quantos. Or however you spell it.

If I'm still around in 10 years, and I will remember about this meeting, then and only then will I reveal my identity. I look fuck all like the British Bulldog, for the record.

Then get a tan and work out some. All I need to do is grow a Jewfro and BAM! Barton Fink. Unfortunately, I have a surprising lack of Jewish genes.

 

[Uncle Sam]

First Predators footage. Looks... not shit.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Nobody found that interesting. Fuck y'all.

Edit: Fox, you soulless motherfuckers.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Here ya go. Bottom of the page:

http://www.fearnet.com/news/b18455_sxsw_2010_rodriguez_unveils_predators.html

 

[X]

Oh I'll be seeing it, no need to doubt that Samuel.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Now that I'm not a mod (and my name looks horrible), I'll need to create a set of rules to survive in this hostile environment.

Rule Number One: Never Believe A Mod.

 

[HBK-aholic]

I don't like unbold sam.

 

[Uncle Sam]

I don't like him either, but he's here to stay. I could post in bold if it would make you feel better.

 

[HBK-aholic]

Yeah do that!

 

[Uncle Sam]

I've since decided against it.

 

[HBK-aholic]

*Sobs*

 

[Uncle Sam]

Don't cry. I'm going to need you to sticky threads and shit for me now.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

First Predators footage. Looks... not shit.

Yeah, it looks entertaining. But I hate the idea of dog Predators, I don't like Adrien Brody in a film like this, the Minigun shouldn't be used again to lesser effect, multiple Predators? What like in the Alien vs. Predator films? and it'll be a 15.

I could post in bold if it would make you feel better.

It'd be me or Rebecca is you started doing that again.

 

[Uncle Sam]

I don't like Adrien Brody in a film like this,

I think I'm the only one who does.

It'd be me or Rebecca is you started doing that again.

Hence why I stopped.

The new cat's learnt how to knock on doors, Jake. I think he's becoming intelligent.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Cat's, life's underachievers.

I had to change from handles to knobs because the dog was opening all the doors in the house and the cat would come in and scratch up my shit.

 

[Tastycles]

I used to have a cat closed doors behind it.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Sam, I hope I speak for us both when I say I hate Revolver DVD sleeves.

 

[Uncle Sam]

I used to have a cat closed doors behind it.

It's the exclusion of "that" that makes this such a charming post.

Sam, I hope I speak for us both when I say I hate Revolver DVD sleeves.

I suppose so. I suppose so.

Also, you have a dog? Since when?

 

[Y 2 Jake]

I suppose so. I suppose so.

DVD company that puts the DVD cover on the spine. Next time you go in HMV, look at Dead Man Running in the charts and look at the square image on the spine.

Also, you have a dog? Since when?

Two years ago, Sam. Two years ago.