Sam's Thread of Chattin' w/ Jake & Other Robust Subjects

[Uncle Sam]

No, I'm going to grow the beard first. So you could be in for some wait.

The Day After Tomorrow's on. This movie's just fucking abysmal.

 

[Tastycles]

Top 5 worst films I've ever seen easily.

 

[HBK-aholic]

I want to watch it! I loved that film.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Top 5 worst films I've ever seen easily.

I want to watch it! I loved that film.

Yep. Seems about right.

Titanic was on earlier. It's shit, so I guess it rates highly on the Becca scale.

 

[HBK-aholic]

Haha. It's okay, not rated overly highly though.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Go see Clash of the Titans. No longer will I call movies bad. No, they are simply movies that Becca would like. I'm charming me.

 

[HBK-aholic]

So, for the rest of your life, the biggest criticism you'll give a movie is "Becca would like that"

Don't see I love you Phillip Morris, I liked it.

 

[Uncle Sam]

So, for the rest of your life, the biggest criticism you'll give a movie is "Becca would like that"

No, no, no - you've got it all wrong. The biggest criticism I'll give a movie is "I bet that'll be Becca's favourite movie."

Don't see I love you Phillip Morris, I liked it.

And I was actually going to see that. I suppose you've saved me money.

I'm digging this whole wireless internet thing, but I don't like how it goes from superfast to non-functional almost instantly.

 

[HBK-aholic]

There actually needs to be a thread where you rate movies on the Becca scale, as I'm going to call it. Who needs stars?

 

[Uncle Sam]

CGI wolves. As if this movie wasn't shit enough already.

 

[X]

Couldn't be as bad as the CGI spider-monkey zombies in the Day of the Dead remake. Watched that the other day....good god, they'll just greenlit anything as long as it's a remake these days, huh? Such an awful, awful movie. Almost made me feel ashamed that Mena Suvari, who starred in it, went to the same high school as me and is from the same town.

Seriously...CGI zombies? What the fuck? It's bad enough that they climb walls, do backflips, and jump around like damn spider monkeys, but making them CGI just killed it even worse.

Recommend me a film Samuel.

 

[Uncle Sam]

The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo. Might have come out ages ago in Americuh, I'm not sure. Kick-Ass is meant to be decent, much to my surprise. I just... I just... hate Nic Cage so much.

 

[Mr. TM]

Couldn't be as bad as the CGI spider-monkey zombies in the Day of the Dead remake. Watched that the other day....good god, they'll just greenlit anything as long as it's a remake these days, huh? Such an awful, awful movie. Almost made me feel ashamed that Mena Suvari, who starred in it, went to the same high school as me and is from the same town.

Seriously...CGI zombies? What the fuck? It's bad enough that they climb walls, do backflips, and jump around like damn spider monkeys, but making them CGI just killed it even worse.

Recommend me a film Samuel.

Well, when you have to remake one of the best movies of all time, its hard to one up it.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

I feel like this thread has moved on without me.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

never


you are still beautiful to me, jake

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Thank you Norcal, but I don't like all these new people in this thread. You're cool, so are Tastycles & xfear. But I don't like that TM person coming in here, or Rebecca or that other person.

 

[HBK-aholic]

Being called Rebecca really shouldn't throw me off guard as much as it does, being my name and all.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Sam, I've had an American buy 350 pairs of shoes off me, they're now asking for free postage. Do they not realize that if I give them free postage it defeats the purpose of me trying to make money off the shoes?

 

[Uncle Sam]

Paying for postage on that many shoes would set you back quite a bit, I'd imagine.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

The postage would be more than the cost of the shoes, I made £10,000 off the shoes.

 

[Uncle Sam]

That's cross-Atlantic flights for you. Unless... do they still transport post by boat? I'm in the dark when it comes to the postal system I'm afraid. If anybody asks in an interview what one of my weaknesses is, that's the one I mention.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

You need customs shit and it's very expensive.

Anyway, make a review thread already.

 

[Uncle Sam]

I'll get round to it. Things to do and all that.

 

[X]

Yes, Samuel has more wrestlers who's faces he needs to photoshop over pictures of Cuban revolutionaries.

 

[Uncle Sam]

That reminds me - Lariat totally stole my iMPACT thread from me.