Sam's Thread of Chattin' w/ Jake & Other Robust Subjects

[Барбоса]

Don't worry; I'm in no danger of seducing them. Tying them up in my garage maybe.

That's okay then

 

[Uncle Sam]

Seems about right. I'm watching Jaws. You wouldn't like it.

 

[Mr. TM]

Jaws is one of my favourite movies to watch alone.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Guys your age should not be talking to schoolgirls

You should humour them, always.

Speaking of school girls, Hard Candy is in my favourite films list.

Get with it woman, that film came out 5 years ago. There are so many more entertaining paedo based films out there.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Jake, I currently like not just one but two black wrestlers. Unfortunately for them, there are numerous white wrestlers I like more. Still, maybe another spurt of affirmative action...

 

[Y 2 Jake]

I like Ezekiel Jackson preciesly because he's a big black guy.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Reminds of a young Ahmed Johnson. Whatever happened to him?

 

[Tastycles]

I like Ezekiel Jackson preciesly because he's a big black guy.

Same reason I like Idi Amin.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Reminds of a young Ahmed Johnson.

Why, 'cus they're both big black guys? Racist.

Whatever happened to him?

Don't know, but with nostrils like that I'm surprised TNA haven't hired him.

 

[Uncle Sam]

I wish I was a big black guy.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

I wish I at least knew one. No black people near my home. Maybe when I go to uni I can befriend one.

 

[Uncle Sam]

I wish I was cool enough to attract black friends. The best I could manage is a guy from Guyana, and I don't think that counts.

 

[Tastycles]

I think Ezeikel Jackson is Guyanan.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Then, in a way, I'm friends with Ezekiel Jackson.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

I don't really want friends, I don't drink anymore so I don't need them. But if I were to have friends, I'd like them to be black.

 

[Murfish]

Pretty bad actually. I had the greatest dream last night then I woke up and realized how fucking boring my/everybodys life is. I'm not really a self loathing depressive, I'm one that just doesn't want to put up with the monotony of everyday life. My dream, in which I was partying in the countryside with Jody off Coachtrip, was the highlight of my life, probably.

That's unfortunate. I was reading a book and felt uncomfortable because some of the passages include relatively graphic descriptions of a 30 year old having intercourse with a 12 year old.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Check out this video on YouTube:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DzFsPrE5yeQ&feature=youtube_gdata


Sent from my iPod

 

[Mighty NorCal]

I don't really want friends, I don't drink anymore so I don't need them. But if I were to have friends, I'd like them to be black.

one of my 5 friends in the world is black. Fact.

 

[HBK-aholic]

And he has afro babies <3

 

[Tastycles]

I used to have a black friend, but he went away to be a mormon missionary. It's a shame, because now I can't say something absolutely racist but make it ok by saying "I'm not a racist, some of my best friends are black".

 

[Mighty NorCal]

not only can I make the claim, but I can also lay claim to beuing left in total and complete supervision of his little black babies.


Little black babies, man.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

On one of those days, I painted their faces up, and put little moons and stars on their stomachs, and had them run around slapping their bellies and screaming

dripping with racial insensitivity

 

[Y 2 Jake]

That's unfortunate. I was reading a book and felt uncomfortable because some of the passages include relatively graphic descriptions of a 30 year old having intercourse with a 12 year old.

Is the book called Girls?

Check out this video on YouTube:

No.

I used to have a black friend, but he went away to be a mormon missionary. It's a shame, because now I can't say something absolutely racist but make it ok by saying "I'm not a racist, some of my best friends are black".

I've never concerned myself with coming across as racist because, y'know, I'm not.

On one of those days, I painted their faces up, and put little moons and stars on their stomachs, and had them run around slapping their bellies and screaming

dripping with racial insensitivity

I've said racial things that would even make black people blush.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

I've never concerned myself with coming across as racist because, y'know, I'm not.

such simple genius. Im gonna use that one someday

 

[Mighty NorCal]

Do you rate Drew Mcyntire yet?