Sam's Thread of Chattin' w/ Jake & Other Robust Subjects

[Y 2 Jake]

I saw a house that used to be a pub in Stoke on Homes Under The Hammer once. The guy was Asian though, so it probably wasn't you.

I've only been there two years, if it was next to a solicitors in an old retail outlet then it might be the same place.

But I'm certain I don't live in the only converted put to house home in Stoke.

 

[Tastycles]

I've always wanted to live in something that's been converted from something else. A dentist's surgery, for example.

My work is a converted toffee factory, and it would make for a fucking cool load of flats. My brother used to live in a barn conversion, which essentially completed his rise to the middle class.

 

[Tastycles]

Also, Jenna appears to look a bit like Jade Goody.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

She looks better when she's animated, but I'm all about Jody anyway. A bit orange for my tastes, but it's not natural so we can scrape it off.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

I think I should make an investigation into admin aduse. People only started to leave their mod positions once Irish became an admin.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

Sam, the sig is shit now.


Jake, did you watch impact?

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Jake, did you watch impact?

WTF? No, I did not. It's shit and I refuse to watch that rubbish...online. I'll catch it in three weeks on a Saturday morning.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

Ah, alright. I figured you could share thoughts alongside me, in a 2 man LD, like the good ole days we used to have in the board room.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

I'll try anyway.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

Meh, show is over. You can join me in saying sarcastic, cynical things though

 

[Y 2 Jake]

I can do that.

 

[Tastycles]

I found Jenna and Jodie on facebook, add them and be a bit creepy.

Jenna

Jodie

 

[Y 2 Jake]

I found Jenna and Jodie on facebook, add them and be a bit creepy.

Tempted, but I really only add people I know.

Jenna

I don't vote in polls.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Sam, the sig is shit now.

You wait until I put a black man in it. Will it be Kofi? Will it be Pope? Will I be able to tell? Doubtful.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Colour in a white person.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Jake, I feel I should like The Pope D'Angelo Deniro. I can even, just about, remember his whole stupid name. I'm even starting to be able to differentiate between him and Orlando Jordon. Or is it him and Elijah Burke? I think the first one. Anyway, he's alright I guess. I forget my point.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

He's not shit, as I claim, but he is average. So yeah, he's shit in comparison to how highly other people rate him.

When I go down to Essex, to have sex with Jody of Jenna & Jody fame, I'll send Jenna your way. Essex is by you, right?

 

[Uncle Sam]

Had to go to Essex to see TNA. The bus schedules - shocking. Had to order a cab to get to the leisure centre where they were holding the show.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Will I need to take a knife with me?

 

[Uncle Sam]

Seems like the sort of place where the "We've nothing to do but stab people" excuse might be valid, so I don't see why not.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

What football club represents Essex? So I know what to aim for.

 

[HBK-aholic]

Jake. Sam.

I can't find the new HBK DVD anywhere. I nearly broke down in HMV. WHERE DO I GET IT??

 

[Uncle Sam]

It would appear it hasn't been released in the UK yet. If you had a Blu-ray player - and it was on Blu-ray - you could have imported it. I don't suppose you have a region-free DVD player?

 

[HBK-aholic]

Why do the Americans get it before me? Why did KB not tell me this before he got me all excited??

And do I have a what?

 

[Uncle Sam]

You probably don't. I don't think even Jake has one. You could always download it, but I am certainly not endorsing that, young lady.