Royal Rumble Drinking Game

[Lee]

I will never forgive you.

And yeah, Lee, I'll cover your London transport costs. Like I said, a couple of daily travelcards should do the trick. Where will you be arriving? Victoria?

Victoria Coach station, I get there at 15:25

 

[Theo Mays]

Just if I lived across the pond. I would invite people to my place, but I'm already having enough people over for the Rumble haha. And drinking games are always fun.

 

[Father Uncle Oscar]

Every time your favorite to win eliminates someone, take a drink of Dos Equis for the Most Interesting Man in the World.

BTW Love the diet soda rule. Punk should stick to announcing after he retires from the ring.

 

[J-Dogg]

Royal Rumble drinking games...the recklessness of us wrestling fans, FTW.

 

[LitasRevenge79]

I thought long and hard about an absolutely ingenious set of rules. I filled chalkboard with ideas. I consulted Stephen Hawking about it. In the end, I got this:

1. Every time someone is eliminated, take a drink.
2. Every time CM Punk eliminates someone, take a drink of diet soda.
3. If CM Punk wins the Rumble, finish your diet soda.

Yeah, I think that'll work. Any amendments?

Question...on the CM Punk drinks... I like to mix my diet coke with vanilla rum...does that go against his policy???

 

[Lee]

I suggest a three surprise entrant ruling. One who's likely, one not so and one totally out there.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Alright, when are other people arriving at Victoria? If it's much later, I suppose me and Lee could head up to Tasty's...

 

[Lee]

Phoenix 9ish and Dave of the scots variety no idea.

 

[Dave]

I'll let you know tomorrow.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Lee, do you remember where he lives? Otherwise we're gonna have to, you know, ask him.

 

[Lee]

That's easy enough, I know it's Greenwichish Strafordish

 

[Tastycles]

 

[Tastycles]

Obviously that map's a bit wrong, the grotto has been replaced with some tramps drinking Special Brew

 

[Lee]

Just like being in newcastle <3

 

[Dave]

A Subway right next to the train station?

They may just fill bread with various fillings but I will be damned if people say that they do not understand marketing.

 

[Lee]

Do we have to walk that exact route? As in wonky in the middle of the road?

 

[Tastycles]

Yeah. Word of advice to the hungry - last time I went to that Burger King, there was a rat running about.

 

[Tastycles]

Do we have to walk that exact route? As in wonky in the middle of the road?

The bit from Subway to the line by the caribbean restaurant is indoors. You will defo have to swerve to avoid some reprobate at some point.

 

[Lee]

What was the subway like?

 

[Phoenix]

Any good pizza places nearby? Dominos are doing offers which finish midnight on Sunday so you know!

 

[Tastycles]

Subway's alright, might go tomorrow.

 

[Tastycles]

There's a Dominos that delivers and a pizza hut that doesn't, but it's round the corner. There's also Papillion pizza "Open Christmas Day", and the superbly named Pizza Caroline.

 

[Phoenix]

Which is the better and cheaper out of your humble opinion?

 

[Tastycles]

Domino's probably.

 

[Lee]

If you're actually going to abide by these rules, you will die.

That's a Geordie warm up.