Royal Rumble Drinking Game

[Tastycles]

I'm wearing a pair of shorts. I intend on putting more on before you arrive.

 

[Lee]

Boo!

 

[Macca]

If Sting debuts, the game is over and everyone drinks all their remaining reserves of alcohol at once.

 

[Uncle Sam]

I'm wearing a vest under my shirt. Don't judge me. It's cold.

 

[Lee]

Pssh. I love mega bus. there's 20 on the coach of which only 5 are british and i'm the oldest of the 5 looks wise. i do have the three seater at the back to myself. woop.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Good news, Lee! It would appear that I will be getting a train to Victoria after all. Likelihood of a punctual arrival just increased tenfold.

 

[Lee]

Hooray. If I get in early I'll head round to the tube station.

 

[Uncle Sam]

I'll likely get in before you, I think.

 

[Tastycles]

I was going to ask you to buy me bread on the way here, but I don't trust you to buy the right one, to be honest with you.

 

[Lee]

I've just left sheffield. Now sat next to a rather attractive ginger.

 

[Tastycles]

Is she Welsh, because if so, this could get awkward...

 

[Lee]

She's not your ex. I decided not to chat ies us as she can't pronounce th or r

 

[Tastycles]

What's wong wiff ffat?

 

[Lee]

She sounds like she should be on a market stall in walford.

 

[Tastycles]

Is it Bianca Jackson?



If so, that's a liberal definition of attractive.

 

[Lee]

No she isn't.

 

[.]

You lucky bastards get to watch this. I've got school in the morning

 

[Tastycles]

I actually think that might be the best trailer for a TV programme ever.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Royal Rumble ends at 4. School starts, I'm guessing, at 8. Suck it up.

Now, I've got a train to catch. In, like, an hour and a half.

Edit: It is pretty spectacular. Spectacuginge, if you will.

 

[Dave]

She... Just cannot pull that song off.

 

[Lee]

90 Mins left and i've broken my wee duck.

 

[Uncle Sam]

That's, uh, unfortunate.

 

[Lee]

I hate this point. The bit when you get into London but still have an hour to go. Silly place.

 

[.]

Royal Rumble ends at 4. School starts, I'm guessing, at 8. Suck it up.

Dude, I've tried. I watched PPV's in the past on school nights and if i fall asleep once more i'm suspended.

 

[FunKay the Inevitable]

Drink coffee. Lot's and lots of coffee. Or eat Boost Bars. Full of caffine.