Raw SuperShow LD 23/04/2012 - Car-Enthusiast John Cena Celebrates Turns 35 in Motown
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ProudFlairMark
Occasional Pre-Show
"A real feeling...that you're feeling...because I can feel your feelings..."
PlayTheGame
The Cerebral Assassin
sloppy/lackluster ending to a good show
klunderbunker
Welcome to My (And Not Sly's) House
The Dragon Saga
Whale in a Teardrop
Lacklustre ending but a pretty good RAW I felt. Highlight was Punk's sobriety test.
ProudFlairMark
Occasional Pre-Show
Shame on anyone who wanted to colossal waste of space to come back.
Ugh.
The Proverbial Cheese
Dark Match Jobber
Madden's right, Heyman must be helping Brock write his speeches.
Maybe pre-taped, but his live promo's are terrible.
Nate DaMac
Fuck erbody but me
That was weak sauce. Do not enter that sauce into the county fair, because that is some weak sauce.
AnvilForever
Occasional Pre-Show
More demands from Lesnar:
- All comparisons of my head to a penis are strictly forbidden
--I get that bitchin' liquor basket Jericho brought.
-- Lord Tensai's tattoos must be changed to "Jimmy John's Gourmet Sandwiches" in Japanese.
-- All discussions of my wife's weird boobs are prohibited
-- Glad to see you didn't show me botch the SSP at Mania XIX. Just to be sure, destroy every copy of that botch, delete it from WWE video releases, and have Youtube delete any fan videos of it by declaring copyright.
-- Have USA bring back 'Monk' and have it play before Raw instead of dumb reruns of NCIS. I love Tony Shailoulawhatever.
-- Eve Torres becomes my executive slave-girl.
-- Get Al Sharpton to host Raw again. Ask why and you will get F5'd off a building.
-- Make arm bars legal again
-- I want surgery to remove any trace of the scar beneath my eye that proves I am Cain Velasquez's bitch.
-- Replace Taco Bell with Jimmy John's.
-- Sleeves and words with more than four syllables are banned.
-- I want a mariachi band at my beck and call at all times.
-- I WANT THAT YES CHANT!!!
- All comparisons of my head to a penis are strictly forbidden
--I get that bitchin' liquor basket Jericho brought.
-- Lord Tensai's tattoos must be changed to "Jimmy John's Gourmet Sandwiches" in Japanese.
-- All discussions of my wife's weird boobs are prohibited
-- Glad to see you didn't show me botch the SSP at Mania XIX. Just to be sure, destroy every copy of that botch, delete it from WWE video releases, and have Youtube delete any fan videos of it by declaring copyright.
-- Have USA bring back 'Monk' and have it play before Raw instead of dumb reruns of NCIS. I love Tony Shailoulawhatever.
-- Eve Torres becomes my executive slave-girl.
-- Get Al Sharpton to host Raw again. Ask why and you will get F5'd off a building.
-- Make arm bars legal again
-- I want surgery to remove any trace of the scar beneath my eye that proves I am Cain Velasquez's bitch.
-- Replace Taco Bell with Jimmy John's.
-- Sleeves and words with more than four syllables are banned.
-- I want a mariachi band at my beck and call at all times.
-- I WANT THAT YES CHANT!!!
JJYanks121
The Mouth of the South Shore
Brock should be absolutely ashamed of himself. This was the last promo to hype a Pay Per View match and he was beyond awful. I know he's not the most natural talker and he shouldn't EVER be put out there to talk so long (who's idea was that anyway?) but if you are going to get the big bucks, the least you could do is fucking be prepared. Pathetic and embarrassing way to end the show. If I'm management, I sit him down and tell him to pick it up and quick.
Big Nick Dudley
Nick
I can't believe no one dug Brock's promo.
Look, he's not The Rock. Hell, he's not even John Cena. I love it. He's real, and when he stumbles over his words or repeats himself, it fits. I'm not seeing the problem
Also, I keep reading the word lackluster. John Cena is scared to death, pissing his pants. It's a great storyline. Again, I'm not seeing the problem here...
Look, he's not The Rock. Hell, he's not even John Cena. I love it. He's real, and when he stumbles over his words or repeats himself, it fits. I'm not seeing the problem
Also, I keep reading the word lackluster. John Cena is scared to death, pissing his pants. It's a great storyline. Again, I'm not seeing the problem here...
I can't believe no one dug Brock's promo.
Look, he's not The Rock. Hell, he's not even John Cena. I love it. He's real, and when he stumbles over his words or repeats himself, it fits. I'm not seeing the problem
Also, I keep reading the word lackluster. John Cena is scared to death, pissing his pants. It's a great storyline. Again, I'm not seeing the problem here...
The mouthbreathers, what can you do with them?
The feud's great, Brock is changing the game, things are awesome.
QED, ipso facto, etc., etc.
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