Raw SuperShow LD 23/04/2012 - Car-Enthusiast John Cena Celebrates Turns 35 in Motown

[nightmare]

Maybe the champs shouldnt bitch about not being on tv. They just jobbed out to Show\Khali last week and now Santino\Ryder.


Whats next, the drummer from Def Leppard and Eugene?

 

[Hulk Cena]

So hornswaggle and Brodus Clay are maineventing tonight?

 

[Vincent Michaels]

So hornswaggle and Brodus Clay are maineventing tonight?

Gotta give the crowd another cool down before Cena/Brock.

Although I can't think of any logical reason of why someone would use a Jack Swagger match as a piss break.

 

[nightmare]

AWWWWW. Kane does care...


That was pointless.

 

[Richard Blonoff]

That voice

 

[GI Cake]

Edge would be so proud.

 

[The Dragon Saga]

He'll be back, can't kill Paul Bearer.

 

[Hulk Cena]

Okay so I am getting the feeling that someone back stage is trying really hard to rib Brodus Clay..

first the funkasourus gimmick

then pair him with hornswaggle?????

yet even with that.. he still gets over!

Way to go Funkasorus!!

 

[The Dragon Saga]

A wrestling match being sponsored by a taco... Jesus Christ.

 

[GI Cake]

God damn Naomi is just fucking beautiful.

 

[IHW]

All they need now is Female Mi... Little Dancers.

 

[Mayonnaise Warrior]

Hornswaggle is wearing the singlet!!

 

[Hulk Cena]

God damn Naomi is just fucking beautiful.

be honest.. its just her ass

 

[The Dragon Saga]

Could somebody inform the dancers to maybe, you know, dance in sync for more than 15 seconds, may make things come across more well coreographed.

 

[Stormtrooper]

Personally I don't see they hype behind Ryder yet. His ring skills are average, his size is okay, his ring gear is cool cause he looks unique.. but his promo skills need work. Is it the look? because his Youtube was more entertaining than what he's done on WWE TV.

I wish DDP would come out of retirement and manage Zack Ryder.. it makes sense since both are from Jersey and DDP was the under dog for most of his career starting out much like Ryder is now. IMO a DDP rub would help Ryder get a new dynamic.

Fucking hell, man, he's from LONG ISLAND. Everything about him is about LONG FUCKING ISLAND. He's billed from THE L.I. His show is call Z! True LONG ISLAND Story. Jesus.

I like that they got someone to pay to sponsor a comedy match. That is pretty smart strategy. Don't do it for the Main Events though. Do it for matches that no one will care about in 3 weeks.

 

[Fugazi]

time for a trip the store while we get the worst match of the night.

thats right, worse then the lumberjill match.

 

[Nate DaMac]

A wrestling match being sponsored by a taco... Jesus Christ.

What exactly is your point, man?

 

[Richard Blonoff]

Hey its Vickie, the only person with worse cottage cheese thighs than Brodus

 

[Richard Blonoff]

King and Cole are gonna need a bathroom break soon if they had Taco Bell

 

[The Dragon Saga]

This match, being sponsored by a taco, no matter how much money they are making, is not cool. Not cool, Vince. Not cool.

 

[George Steele's Barber]

Still love Brodus' entrance.

 

[Hulk Cena]

Thats our main event..

 

[The Dragon Saga]

Michael Cole just said something I agree with him on.

 

[Richard Blonoff]

He just bit her ass.

 

[Born To Fly]

That match lasted as long as it takes a chalupa from Taco Bell to run through your system.