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[Galvatron]

Not gonna lie, mark out for Funaki every time.

 

[Bernkastel]

That booking made Rusev look pretty strong.

Roman Reigns vs Finn Balor strong.

 

[Navi]

And the Canadian announce team Bob and Doug MacKenzie.

Hoser's.

 

[The Life Of Pablo Ren]

If your finisher is a dropkick, I think it's a good idea to you know, not use another dropkick as a regular move.

 

[OYDK]

If your finisher is a dropkick, I think it's a good idea to you know, not use another dropkick as a regular move.

The running dropkick is super-powered. With extra critical hit points.

 

[Jeff Deliverer of Mail]

Cole had the mic in his nose there.

 

[Bernkastel]

Gallagher looks like anorexic Bob Backlund. And not nearly as funny.

 

[Dmbfantomas]

Jack Gallagher looks like that boss you had/have that you could ALWAYS get vacation time approved from, and that would always approve a raise.

 

[Jeff Deliverer of Mail]

Wow! That was an amazing german

 

[Wildcat66]

Jack Gallagher is the bizzaro twin of Sheamus.

Surprised no one's made this comparison.

 

[LBGetBack]

That mid PPV stalling was so bizarre feeling. If they needed to fill time, why not let Sami and Joe put on a long match that wasn't a squash?

It almost had the feel like something unexpected happened and they were stalling while trying to figure out what to do.

Or maybe they're making it suck on purpose so Stephanie can yell at Foley more on Raw.

 

[OYDK]

Gallagher is awesome. Only damn cruiserweight that makes me watch any of their segments. Literally.

 

[Dmbfantomas]

Worst non-women's related "This is Awesome!" ever.

 

[Jeff Deliverer of Mail]

That was a good match
.

 

[Wildcat66]

Solid storytelling match. Didn't need to be fast, had to tell a story; that's what it did.

 

[Dmbfantomas]

The match was fine, more than fine even. I still didn't care, at all. Plz draw me in, guise.

 

[Bernkastel]

That mid PPV stalling was so bizarre feeling. If they needed to fill time, why not let Sami and Joe put on a long match that wasn't a squash?

It almost had the feel like something unexpected happened and they were stalling while trying to figure out what to do.

Or maybe they're making it suck on purpose so Stephanie can yell at Foley more on Raw.

Don't worry. Goldberg's entrance alone will probably take 5 minutes.

 

[The Life Of Pablo Ren]

Well I guess WWE found their tagline for WrestleMania...

 

[Big Nick Dudley]

What story was told?

 

[enviousdominous]

Wish me luck for tomorrow, I'm testing for promotion.

 

[Dmbfantomas]

Was Undertaker still tired out from his Oscar Worthy portrayal in Surfs Up 2 to do the Jetsons movie?

 

[Big Nick Dudley]

The Cruiserweight belt looks like garbage. The Gallagher kid can wrestle, that's for sure. I wish he didn't look so strange, but whatever.

 

[Wildcat66]

What story was told?

I mean during the match, not the storyline itself.

The storyline here was that Gallagher gave Neville the biggest fight of his title reign so far and didn't give up.

 

[BaconBits]

Wish me luck for tomorrow, I'm testing for promotion.

Good luck homie. Hope you get it.

 

[OYDK]

That promo basically means Lesnar won't show up tonight.