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[Jeff Deliverer of Mail]

If The Total Package Lex Mahal beats Cesaro than I quit any hope for Cesaro.

 

[Navi]

Jindermania!

OH I just spat out my coffee there.

 

[BaconBits]

Dear Lord I hope so. The foreign "I don't like America" gimmick didn't work that well the first 2.5 years. Time to switch it up. As long as Rusev gets to talk, I don't care if he's face or heel. But he's hilarious and the Handsome Rusev thing is just so ridiculous because he's a beastly hairy dude. So naturally it would somehow just work.

Rusev has a natural charisma about him that could make the company a bunch of money. When the part timers fuck off after Mania they're going to need some new faces to fight for the belts. It's time to let Rusev get in that action.

 

[Sai the Uganda Guy]

Punk chants...

 

[Navi]

Why has Jinder not been pinned yet?

 

[OYDK]

I don't usually get annoyed when a wrestler doesn't get pushed, but for the love of sweetpeas, give Rusev something better than this shit.

 

[BaconBits]

I'm surprised Jinder isn't getting PED chants with how salty this crowd is over this match.

 

[Sai the Uganda Guy]

Why has Jinder not been pinned yet?

Because Cesaro is as meaningless as he is at this point.

 

[Jeff Deliverer of Mail]

Lol

 

[The Life Of Pablo Ren]

I fear that this was the start of a singles push for Jinder rather than a face turn for Rusev.

 

[Galvatron]

Still don't get why Cesaro does the 619. It looks terrible.

 

[OYDK]

I feel like these matches are only happening because Goldberg can't go for more than 3 minutes.

 

[LBGetBack]

This is going on way too long.

 

[Bernkastel]

LOL Cesaro must have eaten Rey Mysterio and absorbed his power.

 

[Jeff Deliverer of Mail]

Omg Rusev JUST got up.

 

[Dmbfantomas]

Why? Nia sucks. Sasha is good.

Let's not go crazy.

 

[Wildcat66]

Did Cesaro just do a 619?

That's impressive.

 

[shafe_41]

I fear that this was the start of a singles push for Jinder rather than a face turn for Rusev.

Nah. Rusev needs to get in there and just laugh at Jinder.

 

[Dmbfantomas]

Omg Rusev JUST got up.

He was resting. Why get up when you don't have to? Even Handsome Rusev needs his beauty rest.

 

[Sai the Uganda Guy]

Still don't get why Cesaro does the 619. It looks terrible.

The Cena springboard stunner says hello from the same household.

 

[BaconBits]

Still don't get why Cesaro does the 619. It looks terrible.

I think I read something where doing it was his idea and he's in full acknowledgement that it looks putrid.

 

[LBGetBack]

Let's not go crazy.

Huh? Pretty obvious statement, I thought.

 

[Dmbfantomas]

Jinder's hair would leave a huge grease spot on your couch, just like in Coming to America.

 

[shafe_41]

Ugh... I was afraid of that.

 

[Dmbfantomas]

Big Show is already letting himself go now that the Shaq match is off.