Raw LD: The Return of WCW's Version Of Gillberg,Survivor Series and HIAC Build

[Jeff Deliverer of Mail]

Ya! Braun Squasher !

 

[Dmbfantomas]

Breast cancer...BRAUN!!!

He's more deadly than Tit Cancer, that's 4 sure.

 

[enviousdominous]

Let's make a list of things that pisses Brock Lesnar off.

a) Heath Slater's children.
b) Bill Goldberg beat him 12 years ago.
c) Goldberg thinks he can beat him again.
d) Denver.
e) Shane McMahon's stupid body.
f) Granpas like Hogan.
g) Stupid things that Paul Heyman says.

h) Lack of oxygen
i) Too much oxygen
j) Mondays
k) Toast
l) Poorly maintained buffet restaurants
m) High interest rates for mortgages
n) Sticky pastries
o) Last Wednesday's episode of South Park
p) T.J. Perkins' Entrance music

 

[Spidey Revivey]

Still stretching this out, huh?

 

[Dmbfantomas]

I want Braun to fight real people. He's awesome.

I hope Braun kills these Phish fans.

 

[klunderbunker]

Sweet goodness. Another week with the writers getting to take time off by just doing the same nonsense.

 

[BaconBits]

All three of them jobbers combined weigh less than Braun.

 

[enviousdominous]

I think the guy in the middle is actually from Pennsylvania.

 

[Jeff Deliverer of Mail]

Omg nice.

 

[rbv13]

I can't wait for The Braun Battle Royal

 

[enviousdominous]

Pretty good pitch there Braun.

 

[Spidey Revivey]

Bring back the Splash bros. Mile High Trio are completely forgettable.

 

[Dmbfantomas]

I wouldn't mind Braun beating Bork.

 

[enviousdominous]

"Perhaps Not Jorge", okay, that was pretty funny.

 

[Jeff Deliverer of Mail]

Nice powerslam!

 

[rbv13]

All three of them jobbers combined weigh less than Braun.

And less than Nia. Don't forget Nia. Although WWE apparently had.

 

[Deoxyribonucleic A.C.I.D.]

They should bring in DiCaprio and have Strowman beat him up.

 

[L@RISANO]

No he didn't run him down, Michael Cole. The guy clearly slowed down for him to catch up.

 

[BaconBits]

l) Poorly maintained buffet restaurants

GIMMIE A FUCKIN MIC

p) T.J. Perkins' Entrance music

Well I've got something in common with Brock.

 

[L@RISANO]

YES!

 

[klunderbunker]

NorCal called this on the podcast!

 

[Jeff Deliverer of Mail]

Wait a second.....didn't somebody predict this?

 

[enviousdominous]

SPEAK OF THE DEVIL! Oh, the smarks are going to riot tonight.

 

[Deoxyribonucleic A.C.I.D.]

Who was the guy who asked for Zayn to get squashed by Braun?

 

[BaconBits]

YES!

Nice call.