Raw LD May 22, 2017 - Five Men, Ten Testicles

[George Steele's Barber]

Whose are the biggest?

 

[BaconBits]

This is a show without Dolph Ziggler and Sami Zayn. It's a massive improvement over last night based strictly on that.

 

[enviousdominous]

Bray Wyatt's promos have started to get more lucid.

 

[enviousdominous]

Roman Reigns hears his name, and he responds with a look of fury that screams...."That line for self check-out looks really long. I think I'll get in the regular line today".

 

[enviousdominous]

Should Bray "Believe That" Roman? Are you past that?

 

[klunderbunker]

1. It was better when HHH told Undertaker "your yard is in the middle of my world."

2. Remember how Reigns retired Undertaker like seven weeks ago and then did nothing with it after the opening fifteen minutes of the following Raw?

 

[Snugglebites]

1. It was better when HHH told Undertaker "your yard is in the middle of my world."

2. Remember how Reigns retired Undertaker like seven weeks ago and then did nothing with it after the opening fifteen minutes of the following Raw?

Nothing? He took out the monster among men. The Big Dog is on top of RAW.

 

[enviousdominous]

"Roman thinks the Earth is flat" sign.

Nice.

 

[George Steele's Barber]

Those dueling Roman chants were quite flacid.

 

[klunderbunker]

Nothing? He took out the monster among men. The Big Dog is on top of RAW.

So.....the same thing he was doing before Wrestlemania.

 

[Navi]

Hey it's the two Samoa Joe's.

 

[enviousdominous]

Where's Teddy Long?

 

[BaconBits]

The Shield vs an actual Balor Club will be a thing sooner than we think.

 

[enviousdominous]

The Drifter is finally getting a match!?

 

[BaconBits]

It would have been so much better if he went on for like a year without wrestling or talking.

 

[Snugglebites]

Poor Ambrose.

 

[Navi]

Hold on did they just announce that RAW and SD are coming to Toronto in August. Credit card meltdown time.

 

[Navi]

That looks brutal in slow motion.

 

[Slash-LN]

Tozawa looks cool and is entertaining in the ring.

Too bad someone like him will never get a major push.

He could probably put on some stellar matches with some of the main stars.

 

[George Steele's Barber]

Mac and Cheetos?

Looks nasty. Totally reminds me of Trump.

 

[enviousdominous]

PLAY SOME SKYNYRD!

 

[George Steele's Barber]

Sasha totally peaked at his bulge.

 

[enviousdominous]

Meh, he's actually pretty damn good.

 

[Navi]

Meh, he's actually pretty damn good.

He's not half bad is he.

 

[enviousdominous]

Oh thank goodness that Dean interrupted someone showing talent with his generic rock music.