Raw LD for 8/30 is the longest weekly episodic television series in history.

[The Doctor]

Is it just me, or does that briefcase still have a Daniel Bryan shaped dent in it from when The Miz Skull Crushing Finale'd him into it?

It's not you.

 

[CamaroIroc]

So, will they end up semi-burying DBD by having him get beat and lose a majority of his matches (but maintain great visibility, ie Santino, Regal, Hardy), or will he eventually end up on top, and escalate to be a serious upper midcard/ME contender (ie Miz, Kofi during his Orton fued?)

 

[The Doctor]

What does happen when a tornado meets a volcano?

Lava everywhere

 

[LigerBomb]

I love those Geico commercials

 

[Vincent Michaels]

This Raw will be perfect if Nexus beats down Cole!

 

[goodlay]

Im very curious as to how this Hart/Taker match will be booked.

If only this was 10 years ago.

 

[klunderbunker]

What does happen when a tornado meets a volcano?

A Michael Bay movie?

 

[The Doctor]

So, will they end up semi-burying DBD by having him get beat and lose a majority of his matches (but maintain great visibility, ie Santino, Regal, Hardy), or will he eventually end up on top, and escalate to be a serious upper midcard/ME contender (ie Miz, Kofi during his Orton fued?)

He'll win the US Championship at NOC, leaving Miz free to move into the ME.

 

[Sean Valjean]

That briefcase has seen better days. Anyone else notice the dents on that thing?

That means he's going to lose his title match. The dents are symbolic; Miz is going to put a dent in the perfect MITB cash-in steak.

The WWE can get pretty deep when they want to.

 

[Rhonda Rousey's Sports Bra]

It's not you.

I just noticed this, but you're a WWE European Champion Doc.

 

[.]

DRY Lava everywhere

Fixed

 

[JGlass]

What does happen when a tornado meets a volcano?

Have you ever played Marvel Ultimate Alliance 2? I would imagine it would be like the fusion power of Thor and The Phoenix. Basically, a fire tornado. It's pretty gnarly.

 

[The Doctor]

OH BOY, DIVA TIME!!!!!!1!!!1!!

 

[Vincent Michaels]

A Michael Bay movie?

LULZ

 

[LigerBomb]

Singing the blues? what the F' was Cole talking about?

 

[The Doctor]

Oh wait, LayCool. I love LayCool.

 

[LamaNamaneumi]

I hate how Malena screams all the time.

FUCK YES LAYLA!!!

 

[.]

LayCool @ RAW tonight? MTFO

 

[JGlass]

Unification match up next? Even if there is no unification match, LayCool is gonna be there, so there is a reason to watch none the less.

Thank god they put Eve out there with Melina and not Gail Kim.

 

[Thriller Ant]

Eve is fucking gorgeous

 

[Vincent Michaels]

PLEASE unify the titles at NOC.

 

[The Doctor]

I don't really like Melina. She screams too loudly and it hurts my ears.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

wasnt as awesome as I anticipated

 

[Hawkeye]

I just came all over my 37" TV. I hope they make out

 

[LamaNamaneumi]

I wish we had Gail Kim and Layla both in this match, I would nut myself.