RAW LD 5/16/2016 - It's About To Get Extreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeme (lel)

[Sean Valjean]

God, I want a Bond graphic to follow me every time I walk by a wall.

 

[Sean Valjean]

Who decided to give Kevin Owens the jobber entrance?

He's on commentary. Does it really matter?

 

[rbv13]

Who decided to give Kevin Owens the jobber entrance?

He isn't in the match and he doesn't have the serious arm candy that Miz does. Ehen it comes to basic viewing air time that beautiful lady wins everyday over fat boy.

 

[enviousdominous]

Sami Zayn vs Cesaro. This deserves to be the main event.

 

[BringThePain834]

Of course this was gonna be a no finish

 

[BaconBits]

"Hold on a minute playa".

 

[enviousdominous]

The match just got thrown out! Sweet! Now I can look forward to the L'Usos vs Ander-Gallows.

 

[BringThePain834]

 

[enviousdominous]

AUGH! I hate kayfabe. It's as if they just had a huge well of spare air time for which they could just fill with randomly occurring matches. IT MAKES NO SENSE!

 

[rbv13]

Wow. McMahon over booking shit. FML.

 

[BaconBits]

One thing that is refreshing about RAW these days is the new twist in the McMahon family bullshit.

 

[Sean Valjean]

It should be physically impossible for Owens and Zayn to share a corner. Thy should repel from one another like magnets.

 

[enviousdominous]

I feel like Owens and Zayn sharing a corner should repel them from one another like magnets.

From my experiences; two men who share intense hatred for each other being forced into close quarters tend to start making out.

 

[Coco]

From my experiences; two men who share intense hatred for each other being forced into close quarters tend to start making out.

MMA in a nutshell.

 

[BaconBits]

From my experiences; two men who share intense hatred for each other being forced into close quarters tend to start making out.

Don't be be homophobic, ya racist.

 

[rbv13]

If you're KO why not just tag in and take a finger poke of doom style fall? This match does nothing to help his personal agenda, he gets out w/out walking and he doesn't have to work a tag w/Zayn.

 

[Bagpipes]

My fantasy mark out moment is that Owens eliminates Sami from a Royal Rumble, is the last one in the ring with the #30 entrant yet to enter. Enter El Generico.

 

[enviousdominous]

Don't be homophobic, ya racist.

Pfft. Gay people are only good for being doctors, lawyers, policy makers, teachers, computer programmers and astronauts. When we find a use for one of those, let me know.

 

[BaconBits]

My fantasy mark out moment is that Owens eliminates Sami from a Royal Rumble, is the last one in the ring with the #30 entrant yet to enter. Enter El Generico.

Meh. Appeasing to smarks drives the ratings down.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

We need an NXT Takeover at the greensboro coliseum

 

[George Steele's Barber]

Maryse is so perfect to manage Cesaro's new character. She is everything Aksana struggled to fit in to spandex.

 

[rbv13]

I like the Lethal Lottery feel to this one.

 

[enviousdominous]

Damn KO, coming in like Ultimo Dragon there.

 

[Sean Valjean]

After that, Sami and KO seemed destined for a future "dysfunctional" tag title reign.

 

[enviousdominous]

JBL: CONDUCTOR! GET ME OFF THIS TRAIN!

*Cole and Byron exchange a worried glance*