Raw 3/06/17: The Gift of Jackhammer

[rbv13]

If this doesn't end with Neville retaining and Aries going after him to set up Wrestlemania, there is no hope for this division.

Sad thing is they'll likely over book it by feeling the need to make it a multi person cluster match. Lets hope they are brighter than that.

 

[Navi]

Nah, Punk's just lucky Gall was nice enough to take him down. Had they stood up, Punk would have gotten knocked out cold.

Kudo's to Punk for trying but he had no business being in the Octagon at all. Maybe in his prime but not anymore.

 

[Wildcat66]

Word on the street is that his chin is trash, MMA isn't for him.

If his chin is really that bad...

Then how did he ever survive backyard wrestling?

 

[shafe_41]

Crooserweets!

 

[shafe_41]

No other arena would be able to just start that Aries chant to get this going.

Can you imagine Little Rock Arkansas trying to get that going? Corpus Christi Texas?

 

[Wildcat66]

Crooserweets!

Orbit of Suck It!

 

[BaconBits]

If his chin is really that bad...

Then how did he ever survive backyard wrestling?

A chin for fighting is a different animal entirely. You either have it, or you don't. A guy with elite level jitz or wrasslin' can deal usually. A guy like Punk had zero skills in anything going in cannot.

 

[Jeff Deliverer of Mail]

Austin vs Neville is going to be amazing.

 

[klunderbunker]

TNA: "Eh, Aries is good but let's go with Jeff Hardy again. I mean, he managed to have the biggest embarrassment in the history of a pay per view main event the last time he was in the title scene but this Aries guy isn't going anywhere. He's like Samoa Joe you see."

 

[shafe_41]

Did Enzo just address Cesaro's nipples?

 

[Wildcat66]

TNA: "Eh, Aries is good but let's go with Jeff Hardy again. I mean, he managed to have the biggest embarrassment in the history of a pay per view main event the last time he was in the title scene but this Aries guy isn't going anywhere. He's like Samoa Joe you see."

WWE is literally booking the TNA talent better than TNA.

 

[Navi]

TNA: "Eh, Aries is good but let's go with Jeff Hardy again. I mean, he managed to have the biggest embarrassment in the history of a pay per view main event the last time he was in the title scene but this Aries guy isn't going anywhere. He's like Samoa Joe you see."

Someone's crystal ball is working overtime tonight.

 

[Jeff Deliverer of Mail]

Pepperoni nipples.

 

[Navi]

WWE is literally booking the TNA talent better than TNA.

And you are surprised about this.

 

[shafe_41]

WWE is literally booking the TNA talent better than TNA.

Why is that shocking? They've literally done that... well... always.

 

[Snugglebites]

You just know AA will have a huge package at Mania.

 

[BaconBits]

TNA: "Eh, Aries is good but let's go with Jeff Hardy again. I mean, he managed to have the biggest embarrassment in the history of a pay per view main event the last time he was in the title scene but this Aries guy isn't going anywhere. He's like Samoa Joe you see."

Jeff Hardy has ****** charisma and drawing power and in his career has made more money for promotions than Aries and Joe combined. I can't really blame TNA for doing that.

 

[shafe_41]

Oh man... 27 days. It seriously feels like Christmas.

 

[The Life Of Pablo Ren]

My god that looks horrible on Goldberg.

 

[BaconBits]

My god that looks horrible on Goldberg.

That belt looks horrible on everybody.

 

[shafe_41]

I want to know how warm it is in Goldberg's bath of sparks.

 

[Wildcat66]

Goldberg? More like Godberg, M I Right?

 

[OYDK]

WWE: Then, Now, and Then Again

 

[Jeff Deliverer of Mail]

Its just a horrible looking title period. Even Kane would look like shit holding it.

 

[klunderbunker]

Someone's crystal ball is working overtime tonight.

It's not even a crystal ball. It's TNA being a disaster.