Raw 3/06/17: The Gift of Jackhammer

[klunderbunker]

The Rock headlined 28. What were you saying again?

That he headlined it with John Cena, the most kid-friendly main eventer since Hogan. Couple that with the endless sea of New Day (another kid friendly act) last year at Wrestlemania and your idea that it's no longer geared towards kids is uh.....wrong.

 

[BaconBits]

A lot of big firms here hire straight out of university so the kids have the jobs as soon as they graduate. The jobs are there, having connections and the right education will get you one.

America has an issue with too many kids coming out of college and not enough jobs for those educated kids. Where there are jobs is in the trades and there isn't a whole lot of young folks going into those trades, because you're told from the time you go to school that college is the end goal.

 

[Jeff Deliverer of Mail]

Don't fuck around with Undertaker.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

Raw could have been 6 hours long and it would have been worth it to see Reigns say that to Taker

 

[Jeff Deliverer of Mail]

Where does that leave Braun Stroman?

 

[klunderbunker]

Did they just confirm Undertaker vs. Reigns? Graves said we'll find out whose yard it is at Wrestlemania. That sounds pretty official.

 

[The Life Of Pablo Ren]

So... Judging by what Corey just said, that chokeslam was confirmation?

 

[BaconBits]

That he headlined it with John Cena, the most kid-friendly main eventer since Hogan. Couple that with the endless sea of New Day (another kid friendly act) last year at Wrestlemania and your idea that it's no longer geared towards kids is uh.....wrong.

Real life trolls who have a cereal named after a butthole are geared towards kids? TIL.

 

[shafe_41]

Raw could have been 6 hours long and it would have been worth it to see Reigns say that to Taker

Between Fastlane and tonight... Raw WAS 6 hrs long.

 

[klunderbunker]

There's a way to do Reigns vs. Undertaker really, really well. I don't see it happening, but it exists.

 

[Wildcat66]

Calling it: We're getting a triple threat match.

Good show overall.

 

[The Life Of Pablo Ren]

Where does that leave Braun Stroman?

Eliminating 75% of the men in the battle royal.

 

[Navi]

America has an issue with too many kids coming out of college and not enough jobs for those educated kids. Where there are jobs is in the trades and there isn't a whole lot of young folks going into those trades, because you're told from the time you go to school that college is the end goal.

Here you even need some sort of degree to get into the trades. Used to be you could join the police force with just high school, but now even they want a degree in psychology or something like that.

 

[klunderbunker]

Real life trolls who have a cereal named after a butthole are geared towards kids? TIL.

Excuse me for one second.


BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Did.....did you just try to say that people who talk about unicorns and ice cream are an adult act? Maybe Woods plays adult video games on his YouTube channel that they show to the gaming enthusiasts at the senior citizens' center.

New Day is the most kid oriented act in YEARS.

 

[BaconBits]

Eliminating 75% of the men in the battle royal.

Eliminating literally everybody else in the ARMBAR would be wildly impressive and rebuild whatever he lost last night quite well.

 

[Blue Chipper]

Raw could have been 6 hours long and it would have been worth it to see Reigns say that to Taker

Missed it - what did he say?

 

[Navi]

Missed it - what did he say?

Something about Strowman didn't call out the Deadman and it was Reigns yard now.

 

[klunderbunker]

Review is up.

In Case You Thought Fastlane Meant a Thing

 

[The Life Of Pablo Ren]

Eliminating literally everybody else in the ARMBAR would be wildly impressive and rebuild whatever he lost last night quite well.

I was gonna say all but that seemed like quite a stretch. 75% would still be 14-15 guys tho assuming it's a 20 man which would be really cool to see.

 

[Jeff Deliverer of Mail]

New Day...provocatively licking the ice cream bike, sexually gyrating on top of a defeated opponent... air humping and whatnot....not that kid friendly in the end.

 

[BaconBits]

Here you even need some sort of degree to get into the trades. Used to be you could join the police force with just high school, but now even they want a degree in psychology or something like that.

Trade schools tend be cheaper than your standard college courses here. Or you can get into apprenticing for the unions. Police jobs tend to value college education here too.

 

[klunderbunker]

New Day...provocatively licking the ice cream bike, sexually gyrating on top of a defeated opponent... air humping and whatnot....not that kid friendly in the end.

....have you watched any children's movies in the last.....oh twenty years or so? On Rugrats they once said "I'm worried about Chuckie. He spends all day up in his room bopping his boppo." How many kids do you think got what that line meant and how many laughed beacuse it sounded funny?

 

[Jeff Deliverer of Mail]

I dont remember Alladin licking his lips and sexually gyrating all over the place, or The Teletubbies twerking and air humping.

 

[Jeff Deliverer of Mail]

But I do hear you, they really do add some adult winks in a lot of kids shows.

 

[klunderbunker]

I dont remember Alladin licking his lips and sexually gyrating all over the place, or The Teletubbies twerking and air humping.

I remember Jasamine wearing a glorified bra with a lot of cleavage. The same goes for Ariel. Again it's certainly there but kids don't realize it.