Pokémon GO

[Navi]

I overheard my wife on the phone saying she caught crabs. I had no idea she played. Is that a good Pokemon?

She probably caught a Krabby. And in answer to your second question, not especially, they are common around my area anyway.

 

[Lee]

I overheard my wife on the phone saying she caught crabs. I had no idea she played. Is that a good Pokemon?

She probably caught a Krabby. And in answer to your second question, not especially, they are common around my area anyway.

 

[Khalifa]

If ya know what I mean .

 

[Navi]

I must have missed something in the translation.

 

[Richard Blonoff]

Oh, that was the best laugh I've had all day.

 

[Lee]

I must have missed something in the translation.

Crabs is an STD.

So today I went on a catch everything spree so I could evolve Poliwhirl, Magnemite and Nidorino. 104 in the Pokédex now.

 

[Navi]

Crabs is an STD.

So today I went on a catch everything spree so I could evolve Poliwhirl, Magnemite and Nidorino. 104 in the Pokédex now.

I know I realized afterwards he was kidding. Now I feel like a moron.

 

[Lee]

Woops. Happens to the best of us.

 

[Nate DaMac]

Caught a weak ass Machoke last night. Then caught a pretty decent Graveler in my backyard when I got home. The deck is at 106 now. Pretty good day.

 

[Lee]

Nice. 1 ahead of me!

I've just been to town to hatch some eggs and then my GPS was fucked so I came home. Turns out my phone company have finally updated my details 16 days after I first requested and it was updating at that exact time.

 

[Nate DaMac]

Weak. I'm sitting here with an egg at 4.8. I'm getting to the point that I don't even give a shit about eggs though. I constantly get things I don't need.

What level are you at now?

 

[Lee]

I'm at level 22.

Yeah eggs I seem to get 1 in 5 is something I need.

 

[Lee]

I say that as I get the Cubone I need. Marowak welcome. 106!

 

[Nate DaMac]

I hatched a fucking Psyduck. I've already evolved 3 Golducks.

I kind of embarrassed myself earlier. I finally found a Rhyhorn and I'm only one candy away from a Rhydon. I threw him a berry and hit him with an Ultra Ball and he escaped and ran after one throw. I yelled "FUCK!!" very loudly and everyone on the square stared at me.

 

[Lee]

We've all been there!

There's a new update and they're trialling a new tracking with certain areas. https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2016/aug/09/pokemon-go-players-new-tracking-feature

 

[Lee]

In addition the speed you go to hatch an egg seems to have been increased as my bus journey registered the full distance.

Grimer and Nidoqueen gets me to 108. Woop.

 

[Find'er Woo'er Ryder]

Timed it up right to hatch 4 2km eggs all at once today...4 fucking ratatta.

 

[Lee]

Ha those fuckers.

The journal now includes your hatched Pokémon as well. Woop.

 

[Nate DaMac]

Evolved my Tentacruel, Rhydon, and Blastoise while walking the square last night. Then I caught a wild Charmeleon on the way home. Great fucking night. Deck is at 110.

 

[Fire Marshall Bill]

So one of my old friends who's a cop in Georgia arrested someone last night at 1am doing donuts in the City Hall parking lot. His excuse? Going faster hatches eggs faster.

 

[Lee]

Evolved my Tentacruel, Rhydon, and Blastoise while walking the square last night. Then I caught a wild Charmeleon on the way home. Great fucking night. Deck is at 110.

This music played in my head reading that.


Shit times for me today, a 10k egg hatched to Jynx. Fucking Jynx.

 

[Lee]

How fucking weird is this?

 

[Khalifa]

Evolved my Tentacruel, Rhydon, and Blastoise while walking the square last night. Then I caught a wild Charmeleon on the way home. Great fucking night. Deck is at 110.

I hate you.

 

[Nate DaMac]

I've since caught a Voltorb bringing my deck to 111. Uneventful past couple of days.

 

[Lee]

Pikachu to evolve to Raichu
Mankey
Charmander
Abra to evolve to Kadabra

Now at 113.

Smell ya later!