I've been seriously conflicted with TNA.
I'm a long time fan. Well, long-ish.
Around the whole Katie-Vic storyline I went looking for something else. The first thing I saw was the World X Cup, with all those crazy teams, Team Mexico, Team Japan, etc.
That stuff rocked my world, at the time I hadnt seen anything like it.
Granted, I had to put up with Raven, but it was worth it to see all the new blood and fresh faces.
Lately TNA has been pissing me off.
First, I've gotta stop reading the behind the scenes news reports. I near had a shit when I read some erroneous report that they were dissolving the X Division.
But most important, the subject of this thread.
Raven, fine. He's hardly used, and he's been around forever.
Ron 'The Truth' Killings, as far as I'm concerned, he never worked for WWE. (christ i wish theyd slap a belt on this guy)
The WWE reject bit for me peaked with the VKM skits. I thought those were absolutely fabulous. They were a paradox, they were at once subtle, and also screamingly loud and obvious.
I groaned when they brought in the ass man, but I enjoyed the storyline of him trying to get into 3 Live Kru. And I especially loved how that turned into the creation of LAX, now one of my favorite aspects of TNA.
Sting? Great! I was wary at first, but he's impressed me enough to cut him some slack on some of those gimmick heavy matches (remember that coffin thing with Abyss, that he had to be lifted up into the air? wtf was that about?)
Christian? Solid gold. That guy is the top heel of that company in my eyes, even if Kurt has the belts now.
Dudley Boys... uh... ok, at this point, I was starting to frown a bit.
Rhino? Same. Both of these just seemed completely unnecessary.
Mind you, Team 3D has grown on me a little, mostly because I enjoy them on the Mic, Ray especially.
Kurt Angle?
I totally marked out for this, I was stoked. I dont care about his physical condition. If he wants to run himself into the ground for my entertainment, let the man do what he wants to do. I pay to watch TNA PPVs without fail every month, now I'm paying with even more vigor.
Then TNA slapped me in the face.
Scott Steiner? Was he good 20 years ago? He's slower'n molasses now.
Tomko?
That completely forgettable thug of Christians?
Well, as time went on, I found myself liking the character, even if I've never seen him wrestle anything more complicated then punches and big boots.
But it was all fine, after awhile, I let it go.
Then I heard about Ricky Banderas being brought in under James Mitchell.
Holy boatloads of Hippo crap, this was the coolest thing I've heard in ages. I saw that fireball in Vampiros face. I still dont know what to think about that, but this guy is perfect.
Seemed to be a decent wrestler, he had a great look, plus, he's big. We all know that the promoters love big guys.
...but where is he?
There was all this hype and then...
Test.
Get the hell out of town.
What the hell is Test doing in TNA? Has this guy and his speedos ever drawn a dime? I mean, granted, I missed that whole T&A thing with Trish...was it actually any good?
I've seen his solo crap. I've seen him with Scott Steiner. He has never, ever impressed me. Hell, I could do more wrestling moves then this jackass can. Ok, he's big. Golly he sure looks ferocious.
But he puts me to sleep.
Matt Morgan? What? That guy was barely a blip on WWE's radar.
Now, granted, WWE has dropped the ball before. Just like WCW dropped the ball with Austin, in my opinion WWE dropped the ball with Ron Killings.
MAYBE they dropped the ball with Matt Morgan.
But I highly fucking doubt it.
He's just big.
Now they want to bring in A-Train? Rikishi? What did I read about wanting to redo that whole Too Cool bullshit gimmick?
TNA is killing me!
You have no idea how elated I was when I heard they were going to build a storyline involving Sting, and Christopher Daniels. The Fallen Angel wrestling with the big boys in the Heavyweight, on the road to main eventing? Could it be?
Fuck no. They mishandled that storyline worse then a finger-fuck on the dance floor in highschool, then they dropped it like the boy after the girls father finds out.
What a let down!
They couldnt have screwed that pooch any harder if it was the Taco Bell dog vs. Ving Rhames.
Where is Ricky Banderas?
If promoters are so huge on 'big guys' they need to bring in jackasses like Test and Matt Morgan, why not Ricky Banderas?
The guy is fresh (baring those couple shows on MTV), he's new blood. Mainstream wrestling audiences havent seen him before.
Hell, the guy could suck for all I care. I'd rather see a guy that sucks that I've never seen before, because maybe, just maybe, the guy could improve. He could still reach his stride and be something.
Scott Steiner is well past that stride. Someone feed him to Hernandez and get rid of the body after.