First off, I'll never go so far to say a show is terrible, because I love wrestling in general and I don't like taking sides or throwing out random insults. Tonight's Impact (and Reaction) left me with a bitter taste though.
As a wrestling fan, though, I shouldn't have to wait until 9:50 pm to see a match, and 10:15 pm to see a REAL match. I would have hated waiting around if I were there live. The promos in the beginning trying to explain nearly 8 months of storyline were way too long. I like a good political storyline as much as the next guy, but did we need the over-the-top gloating, and separate intros for EVERYBODY? Did we need the Fourtune alliance tonight? Did we need Sting and Nash to give us their goodbyes tonight? I feel like since we're still stretching it out, one or two more matches could have been thrown in and some stuff could have happened next week and the week after.
I agree that Flair, Hogan and Bischoff shouldn't be working together due to their history, and I see the point that it is business so they should be aligned, but I've been asking all over the forum wondering Flair and Fourtune were part of THEY from the beginning, did they join when Dixie brought in EV2, or did they align that night because Hogan and Bischoff effectively ran Dixie off? It was talked around but never made clear. Yes, they're allies but since they're explaining everything tonight, it would have been nice to know. (In a roundabout way, it'd make sense to distract EV2 from saving RVD and the title, but again, didn't come up.)
I still don't think A.J. Styles should be cool with this. Maybe we'll see it play out over the next few months, but of all people Styles got screwed over pretty bad. From #1 contender for the World Title to Tommy Dreamer?
Jeff Hardy's new heel character looks interesting. The Anti-Christ of Wrestling? WOW. That sounds just wrong (for the right reasons). Just saying it gives me shivers. I only hope Jeff adapts it better in the ring.
The Knockouts division is nearly dead when your best female wrestler lays down to your 2nd worst female wrestler to give her the title, then the other contenders care about meeting a crappy reality star, and one-half of the tag champs is out to injury. Hopefully Mickie James and Tessmacher can save it and soon. Speaking of which, why did they strip Tessmacher of her Knockouts Head Bitch storyline already? It was just developing! She couldn't have stayed in that role and played the tweener boss for at least another month?!
Samoa Joe and Abyss was too soon to happen. I actually wish Abyss would have squashed someone else and Samoa Joe pulled a WCW Sting and randomly attacked people. And why didn't he squash Jarrett when he was out there talking to Angle? Oh, and has Abyss won a match in the past 3 months? The last person I remember him beating was Tommy Dreamer. Maybe it doesn't matter.
I actually saw the point to the 5-on-1 handicap match: make The Pope look tough in defeat, but it really made Fourtune look weak. They needed to cheat to beat one guy? And why 5? Couldn't 3 have gotten the job done?
The Shore. No F<BEEP>ing comment.
I hate it when the show overruns into Reaction because I have to set my DVR 10 minutes over every time, and I just can't get into Reaction. It's like watching a documentary. Anyway, I don't think RVD and Anderson work well, although it was a cool moment when Anderson caught RVD out of the Rolling Thunder into the Green Bay Plunge (pardon me but what else do I call it?!). It was an interesting ending with Bischoff pulling the ref (obviously to prevent a clear winner) and Hardy doing the usual attacks. Here's the thing: I look at Hardy, and I don't think he matches Hogan, Bischoff and Jarrett well. You have three relatively flashy and cocky types in charge, and Hardy is the brooding emo quiet type. If anything, Hardy should be leading Abyss since they seem to have a similar look and style to them. Jeff Hardy should flourish as long as he really taps into that dark soul character. If he's smart he'll review the Raven ECW tapes like everyone has been comparing him to. It's a character that hasn't been around in a while (the dark, tortured soul with a cult-like following).
Oh, and my weird opinion. Jeff shouldn't use a chair. His weapon of choice should be unique like Jarrett's guitar, HHH's sledgehammer or Bossman's nightstick. I think Jeff should use an extending baton. Something he can keep in his pocket and surprise some people. It'd add to the character.
Last thing: it's just not right that Jay Lethal and the Motor City Machineguns (the X-division and Tag Team Champs) were completely ignored tonight. At the very least they should have gotten on the show SOMEWHERE. Even walking around backstage would have been something. (Or at least say some superstars were protesting Dixie's usurping; that would cause sides to be formed) It's not good when you can squeeze Eric Young and Orlando Jordan into the show but not any other champions or contenders.