Impact
Date: August 19, 2010
Location: Impact Zone, Orlando, Florida
Commentators: Taz, Mike Tenay
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So this is the wekk after the Whole F’N Show and the run-in by Fourtune as they beat down the ECW guys, which I’d bet sets up a big match between them at No Surrender, which I’m SURE won’t be looked at as a Summerslam Team Cena vs. Nexus match AT ALL. I mean it’s not like it’s invaders vs. the homegrown guys or anything like that at all.
We open with a fight between Hardy and Abyss from earlier tonight where they’re not sure if they’re supposed to call it or not. The arena is half empty here. You have to watch Reaction to get this as Hardy said he’d be on the side of the ECW guys. There are maybe 100 people in the Impact Zone other than crew. Jeff’s ass is partially hanging out so they blur it which takes away a LOT of the effectiveness of this. Security pulls Hardy away after like 5 minutes of this and we go “live”.
Bischoff is here and says Flair is to blame for this. He says Abyss will pay for what he did to RVD and that RVD has over 117 stitches in him and he’ll be gone for awhile. The title is now VACANT, so we’re going to have a tournament starting tonight and it ends at BFG.
World Title Tournament – First Round: Rob Terry vs. Jeff Hardy
Well this should be one sided I’d think. Hardy is in street clothes. Ok let me clarify that. He’s in traditional street clothes rather than his normal street clothes that he wrestles in. He’s also hurt from that fight earlier. Terry dominates kind of but Hardy fights him off. Twist of Stunner and Swanton, as in the legs to Terry’s chest, end it. This was almost a squash. Not quite, but it was close.
Rating: D. The selling/botches at the end there were AWFUL and looked like kids in the back yard trying to pull them off. Terry looks like a joke now as Hardy, not dressed to wrestle (give me this one) and banged up beat him in like 4 minutes. Not a good match and I don’t get the booking at all. Weak, but Hardy is in the semi-finals now.
Fourtune is here, all 6-7 guys in it.
Hogan is on the phone and is thinking about quitting. Attacking RVD was like assassinating the president. Wow.
World Title Tournament – First Round: Mr. Anderson vs. Jay Lethal
This should be good if nothing else. Anderson goes for the Mic Check very early. He’s probably the best choice for the title so I’d bet against him winning it. The fans chant asshole, because that’s just what they do I guess. Lethal does the Tajiri elbow and of course they chant TNA. Ok the semi-finals are at No Surrender, so we’re not going to get any tournament stuff for two weeks. Mic Check ends clean.
Rating: C-. Nothing special here but it was ok I guess. They’re keeping these short of course which can be good or bad. It’s bad that it makes these guys look like they can’t last five minutes without getting pinned, but it makes the winners look very strong. This was ok though, but with like 5 minutes to work with, much like most other matches, they can never get going and it’s like watching a match in fast forward since everything is about getting in big moves to set up the quick finish.
Love has another match with Madison here tonight. Seriously, Love is gorgeous.
We see clips of the Guns winning the titles last week. Their finisher is called Skull and Bones, which helps a lot since it’s annoying to call it the neckbreaker/cross body combination. The Guns do some sound bytes where the lights are off so you can’t tell who they are but why would that be important? They’ll be in a match next week. By that I mean the Guns, not THEY.
Knockouts Title: Madison Rayne vs. Angelina Love
Madison comes out on the bike with the biker chick. Does no one see that chick in the back? Velvet comes out with Angelina as her backup. Love beats up the biker chick and Madison fights Skye, since you know, that makes sense. Ah now they get in the ring and have the scheduled match, making the brawl pretty pointless. Botox Injection (bicycle kick) ends it. The heels beat the girls down afterwards.
Rating: N/A. Way too short here and nothing of note at all. No entrance or anything good like that either as this just was there to have Love and Skye reunite. This was on the level of a Divas match, which says a lot about how far the division has fallen.
Fourtune is here which now has 7 people if you count Flair. Flair talks about how great they are and that Morgan is the insurance policy. He talks about how great they are and how this is wrestling, not garbage violence. That makes sense and is a face line, but since this is TNA that can’t happen so whatever. AJ says this is the house he built, so here’s Dixie.
She says this is her house because she owns it. No but whatever. She brings out the ECW guys and they have contracts. Foley talks about a phone call he got from Flair where Flair was drunk and didn’t know what to do so Foley told him to come to TNA. Looks like Flair vs. Foley is coming. Flair says he doesn’t work for Dixie and the segment just kinds of ends.
Angle talks about being in the tournament, meaning he’s going to skip the whole get through the top ten thing.
World Title Tournament – First Round: Douglas Williams vs. Kurt Angle
If Angle loses he retires, meaning of course that he’s going to win and will likely win the whole thing. AJ vs. Dreamer later, meaning AJ isn’t in the tournament, which is BRILLIANT naturally. This is your standard match as they do their back and forth stuff. Both finishers are blocked and the ankle lock ends it clean. Yeah it was that short.
Rating: C+. It’s very hard to give matches this short legitimate grades as you don’t really have enough meat in them to get anything going. It was good, but how good can you really be in like four minutes other than something very special? Williams vs. Angle was a good pairing, but it’s not like this means anything. We knew Angle was going to win and he did, but at the same time the match just came and went. It’s not going to mean anything until No Surrender when Angle is in the semi finals, so while it was good, it’s just kind of a waste.
Anderson talks about RVD into a mirror for some reason.
Sting and Nash come out with Sting in white paint. Nash says he loves the business and isn’t in it for the money, which isn’t his deal at all but whatever. He says no one is throwing him out and if someone wants his spot to come take it. The cancer is in the back, of course not saying who, and here’s Jarrett. Since he’s been involved with Nash the last two times he’s been there, Tenay is surprised to see him.
Jarrett says the locker room is tired of the games Nash and Sting have been playing. Of course he praises Hogan and Bischoff and dedicates the beating he’s giving Sting and Nash tonight to Hogan and Bischoff. Cue Hogan and it’s a big war of….words. Sting throws the bat away and here come the faces I guess.
The lights go out and it’s Fourtune, beating all four of them up. It’s BRUTAL mind you.
The ECW guys are trying to explain the plan to Raven.
World Title Tournament – First Round: Matt Morgan vs. D’Angelo Dinero
So Morgan pinning Dinero last week apparently is grounds for having another match. Morgan uses size and power stuff of course as he is known to do. He’s more or less dominating and hits a two handed chokeslam then slaps Pope. Morgan goes to the floor and misses the big boot into the post, so Dinero rolls him in and pins him. Four faces in the semifinals? It looks like Hardy vs. Angle and Anderson vs. Pope.
Rating: F+. This was just bad. Morgan just looked bad out there as Pope was getting squashed the whole time. And then all of a sudden one missed move is enough for the pin to happen because that’s just perfectly logical right? This was really bad and you could see the ending coming from a mile away. Just not a good match at all and I wanted it to end very badly.
Foley says he’s injured but is with EV 2.0.
AJ Styles vs. Tommy Dreamer
Tommy has these finger gloves like Taker tends to wear. Dreamer is bleeding. This isn’t much at all. AJ is of course cheered because he wrestles like a face and is the most popular guy in the company so let’s just make him a heel. Dreamer gets the DDT but can’t cover. Here’s Fourtune and the ECW guys run in for the big brawl. Abyss pops out from under the ring and being the hardcore dude that he is hits the Black Hole Slam on Dreamer for the pin.
Rating: D-. Again this was nothing. That seems to be the theme of this company. The match means nothing at all and not many people wanted to see it. We also get more stuff about this big angle that makes no sense as we’re constantly told to be patient and wait for the revelation of the whole thing which is fine in theory but at the same time there’s a great chance that it’s going to wind up being underwhelming. I can’t imagine it being anything else actually. Match was awful.
Overall Rating: C-. This show was definitely ok, but there are some major flaws. For one thing, nothing of note is answered here again. We get it: there’s a massive power struggle going on and the answer isn’t going to be revealed until BFG. Like I said earlier, this becomes a major problem when you have everything focused on one major show/angle. If you lose all your viewers getting to that show or if you bore them to death on the way there, no matter what happens the angle is going to underwhelm, which is the direction they’re headed in here.
The other main issue I have here is the wrestling. Angle vs. Williams was solid, but when there are six matches and only one, Styles vs. Dreamer which involved a big brawl and a run-in, breaks 6 minutes it’s not much. With most of the matches being under five minutes it’s really hard to get anything going on the show. Everything is so stop and go and it’s hard to get into it. Most of the talking goes longer than the matches, which is never a good sign.
The final issue I have revolves around the tournament. Tournaments are cool, but we’re not going to have anything else to do with it until No Surrender and then nothing else to do with it again for four more weeks. There will be a lot of hype, but with only hype you’re going to get bored and tired of hearing about it. None of the final combinations are matches you can drag out for four weeks of buildup while expecting a classic. It’s a fun idea, but not for seven weeks with seven total matches.
The show is ok but there are a lot of flaws with it. I’m worried about what’s coming in the next few weeks. Other than the Guns, what reason would someone have to tune in next week? The tournament is off the table three weeks on Impact and nothing was really promised for next week other than more of the same with faction wars. Unless you’re into that, what reason would you have to watch the show next week? I can’t think of one, and that’s a really bad sign.