TNA iMPACT - August 5, 2010
Opening Segment - I understand that TNA is trying to build interest in the Hardcore Justice ppv. After all, they decided to go against good sense and do the show anyhow so they might as well try and do what they can to get people to order it. The overall mic work and exchange between Raven and Dreamer was solid, but this was not the match to try and hype this ppv around, not by a long shot. Neither of these two are particularly all that good in the ring. They're alright, but using this match to sell the ppv fell on deaf ears with me. Having Mick Foley as the guest ref in the match after laying out Raven with the ballbat shows that Dreamer is going to win or Foley is going to backstab dreamer. I give TNA credit for trying, but I've no interest in anything with these two. Thumbs Down
Taylor Wilde & Hamada vs. The Beautiful People - The one consolation in this match really was that both Lacey and Velvet were mouthwateringly hot. The match in and of itself was extremely sloppy, due in large part to Lacey Von Botch. She's a very beautiful woman but she cannot wrestle. Watching her try to wrestle with Hamada or Taylor Wilde was just absolutely painful. Lacey needs to be the fluff toy/valet to someone, stand around and look pretty, occassionally interfere to help her man out and that's it. I can't get excited about the changing of the Knockout tag titles as they mean about as much as a toy WWE title you can buy at Wal-Mart. Thumbs Down
AJ Styles vs. Rob Terry - As in their first match, AJ Styles was booked to look almost completely impotent in the ring with Rob Terry. It's painful to see AJ Styles booked to look so weak against an opponent so inferior. Styles barely got any offense in the match, most of which included a low blow, the Pele Kick and then the Springboard 450. He didn't look quite as weak against Terry as Styles managed to win without outside interference, but he still pretty much had to cheat. The match lasted about 3 minutes and I'm hoping that this is the last we see of Styles and Terry. It wasn't as bad as their first match, but watching Styles get completely dominated by someone that should be carrying his bags from the car for him for 2.5 minutes doesn't do much for me. Thumbs Down
Motor City Machine Guns vs. Beer Money - Predictably, this was the highlight of iMPACT! last night. Prior to the match, both teams were in the ring and cut a solid confrontational promo. The match in and of itself was very fun and entertaining. I admit that I'm a little bit mixed on TNA making all of these matches gimmick matches, but they've still been fun to watch overall. While the match didn't have an epic feel to me, it was better than most Ultimate X matches because it was actually more than a series of endless highspots with 8 guys flying around all over the place. The outcome was entirely predictable but, overall, it's been a very entertaining series of matches. Thumbs Up
Hulk Hogan, Kevin Nash & Eric Bischoff - To be completely honest, I liked this segment. I'm not interested really in watching an old guy face vs. an old guy heel feud over how the old guys need to step aside. What I liked about it is that Hulk Hogan came right out and finally said what so many TNA fans have been screaming for a long time. It's time for the older guys to step back. TNA has done a pretty good job with having most of their older wrestlers step back. Nothing particularly thrilling here, not even the beatdown of Hogan & Bischoff or Jarrett running in to make the same, just some solid mic work with Hulk Hogan mostly saying something that I didn't expect him to acknowledge or admit. Thumbs Up
D'Angelo Dinero vs. Orlando Jordan - Aside from Jordan doing his whole creepy gay guy thing at various points through the match and Eric Young doing his brain damage routine, there's nothing to say here. Basically, a standard 3 minute filler match that was entirely forgettable. Thumbs Down
Jay Lethal vs. Ric Flair - It makes me sad to see how far Ric Flair has fallen. I've watched him and loved him pretty much all my life, but I was just outright embarassed for the man last night. The match itself was mostly Flair flopping around. He must've done his whole schtick of walking casually before falling flat on his face half a dozen times last night. Lethal stripping him down to his underwear and then having his drawers pulled down to show his ass...well, at least TNA blurred that part of it out. Lethal lost the match due to outside interference from Douglas Williams, so hopefully Lethal is heading back into the X-Division. But yeah, 5 minute street fights with a 61 year old man flopping around in his underwear just don't do it for me. Thumbs Down
Rob Van Dam & Tommy Dreamer vs. Abyss & Raven - One thing that's indisputable is that Raw's main events definitely outshine TNA's. On Raw, the main event match for a while now generally lasts 15-20 minutes whereas TNA main eventers feel like your typical 3-4 minute filler matches like this one did. Nothing memorable happened in the match really. RVD & Dreamer very predictably got the win and all. The Sandman showing up in the middle of the ring no doubt had the ECW fans creaming themselves for some reason. Still, nothing overly memorable about this match unless you're a diehard, old school ECW fan.
Overall Show - Thumbs Down - Last night's iMPACT! wasn't as bad as last week's, but it's been following the usual pattern that's been going for about a month. The real and only bright spot on the show was the tag match between the Guns and Beer Money. The rest consisted of filler matches, 3-4 minute matches for titles that nobody cares about, a 61 year old man running around in his underwear and ECW nostalgia. Last night, there was a 5 second appearance by Jerry Lynn during an RVD interview. I didn't include the RVD interview as part of the review as it was the typical nonsensical ramblings of RVD so I didn't really see a point. Anyhow, RVD & Jerry Lynn is the match that TNA should have been building this ECW themed ppv around instead of Raven & Tommy Dreamer. From what I understand, Jerry Lynn can still go and some of the matches he and RVD have had in the past have been fantastic. But, all we get for building that match is a brief, 5 second cameo. Overall, just another lame episode of iMPACT. I kept looking up at the clock throughout the night to check the time with the hope that it was nearly over. I am looking forward to next week's iMPACT! however. This week's show, however, gets a D.