I agree that TNA does need to move out of the Impact Zone. But honestly have you heard a crowd go crazy at ECW or Raw lately? I haven't lately, especially since the last 2 weeks have been Cedric and Al Sharpton hosting. Anyways, time for another epic review of another
EPIC Impact. Last weeks was the best Impact ever, lets see how this week measures up.
Mick Foley & Abyss Segment: This was an amazing promo by probably two of the best people in TNA, if not the wrestling world to cut promos. Everyone was thinking what Foley said last night. Even the ones that aren't TNA fans look at Abyss and say he is a hack or a Mankind ripoff. I don't think that, but it's nice to see Foley bringing it to the surface. These two haven't even had a match yet, and they are already tearing the house down. I could only imagine how brutal a match these two will have at BFG.
#1 Contender Ladder Match for the X-Divsion Title: This was a great match with Jay Lethal, Kyioshi, Amazing Red, Sheik Abdul Bashir, and Consequences Creed. I may be forgetting someone since there was so much talent in the ring. Amazing Red did a hurricanrana to Creed, then Creed spewed chunks all over the place. It was pretty much projectile vomiting like in the Exorcist almost. Amazing Red won the contract. I don't think he stands a chance against Joe, but who knows maybe Joe will have some outside interference. Taz had a great line after seeing Creed puke in the middle of the ring. I know our catering is bad but not that bad.
Kevin Nash vs. Dr.Stevie: This was a basic match with Stevie getting in most of the offense thanks to Daffney. Daffney had a great line saying No Dr. Stevie isn't mad, he's crazy.. I'm Mad! Oh what I wouldn't do to her...
Nash got the win after a powerbomb.
Knockouts Title Match: ODB vs. Awesome Kong: Tara came down for commentary. These two had a good back and forth with Tara getting involved with Raesha Saeed, and eventually with Kong. The match was a no contest and ended with ODB and Tara exchanging rights and lefts.
Sit down Interview with Sting and AJ Styles: We all know that Sting probably won't retire anytime soon. However, I still think these two will have the match of the night unless Morgan and Angle have anything to say about it. Sting calmly tells Mike Tenay that he has been world champion many times so he didn't feel the need to get the win over Angle at No Surrender. AJ thanks Sting but questions his passion for the business, and asks if he is ready for Bound For Glory.
Playboy Bunny Match: Christy Hemme vs. Traci Brooks: This wasn't a barn burner but it wasn't terrible. These two had some good moves with Christy going over Traci at the end. Later, Traci gets revenge by stomping Hemme.
The Beautiful People Segment: I liked this segment. The Beautiful People apologize to Sarita and Taylor Wilde, only to attack them from behind. Once Wild and Sarita gain an advantage, Lacey Von Erich comes out and puts the claw on Wilde. It might of been impressive when Kerry did it but a female claw? The Beautiful People basically say Lacey is going to finish what Angelina started. I don't know what to think of the New BP but Lacey is definitely hot. Hopefully she is as good to hear and watch in the ring as she is to look at.
Brawl between Main Event Mafia and World Elite: Eric Young talks down Booker T and tells him to stay in line so the two leaders can talk. Ultimately leading to a huge brawl/riot between the two factions.
Angle vs. Hernandez: This was a great match, too bad it was cut short due to World Elite's interference.
Team 3D and Bobby Lashley vs. British Invasion and Rhyno: Not a bad match, Lashley is pretty much dominant through out the entire match. Beer Money sit for commentary and drink beers with Taz and Tenay. Brother Ray actually called Big Rob a fairy during their promo earlier, funny stuff. After The Boss crushes The Invasion, Samoa Joe sneaks up from behind and chokes Lashley out. Lashley vs. Samoa Joe is announced for Bound For Glory.
Throughout the night we see Foley and Abyss attack each other, with Foley getting most of the cheap shots. World Elite and MEM are also fighting through out the show. MCMG had a great interview, Sabin and Shelley acknowledging how bad their theme music is, but its not as bad as Sabin's old music. They also said next week they are having a tryouts to see who can not only make new music for them, but to have a new entrance video as well.
I might of forgotten a few details, but Impact was packed with a lot of material last night. Not a bad segment as far as I'm concerned. The matches were solid, new feuds, a new member of The Beautiful People. Of course we have a great feud with Foley and Abyss taking place as well. I think Bound For Glory will be incredible. TNA has done a great job week after week. I know the ratings aren't great, but I would rather watch a good show with bad ratings then a bad show with good ratings.
Overall 8/10