The Hiphopapotamus
The Dude abides
Well,it wasn't a terrible show,but it wasn't incredible either.I enjoyed some of it>
Samoa Joe vs Homicide,X Division title:
*sigh*,Joe does it again.I've been saying for a while that he focuses less and less on wrestling now and it happened again.TAZ cut a great,umm Face promo.Surely he forgot his allignment.Well it wasn't a great match,but it was decent.Nowhere near as good as either can do,but it was good for impact,despite a little short.Joe's suplex was awesome,pity he doesn't do more of that.But when he opunched the ref,I was happy and sad.Homicide retains,but Joe does another self dq.Idiot.Hernandez returning was great.
2.9/5
Kevin Nash vs Amazing red:
Red Squash match + Kevin Nash=very low score.Although the jacknife was sick.
0.2/5
MEM vs Foley's security[/B
Depressing how,despite having a great tag team division,they have security wrestle.What about the guns?Lethal Consequences?Idiotic.But it wasn't too bad,not as bad as expected.The crowd got into it.Funny how Rocco and Sally get more reaction then some of TNA's wrestlers.And when they almost had them win.Booker trying to book end Rocco was hilarious though.
2.6/5
Knockout Battle Royale
The prize money angle is stupid,but Traci winning at the end would have been surprising,had I not accidentally seen the taping results.Deaner and Slick facing off was like a 2 hyper kids with red faces arguing.
2.2/5
British Invasion,Sheik and Kiyoshi vs Beer Money,Daniels,AJ Styles and Eric Young:
I did expect Young to swerve,as his heel turn wouldn't have lasted a month or so if he didn't.Good enough.Rob Terry finally wrestled,all he was was a frankenstein type guy,get hit,stare,and throw.Other two brits are good together.Traditional TNA clusterfuck at the end.Eric Young botched at the end,but not the move.He failed to even pull AJ away the first attempt.Mike Tenay getting all angry about a move was odd.Even if it has been dangerous.
3/5
Keys on a pole,Mick Foley vs Kurt Angle:
Pretty bad,all it really was punch,fall,punch, fall.I was bored.Ca they have a match without MEM interference.They're giving legacy a run for their money.Lashley turning was expected from me.He doesn't look like he can be a heel.And there was another beatdown.
2.7/5
Final Thoughts
Not great,but not terrible either.Enjoyable,occasionally, at least.
2.8/5
Samoa Joe vs Homicide,X Division title:
*sigh*,Joe does it again.I've been saying for a while that he focuses less and less on wrestling now and it happened again.TAZ cut a great,umm Face promo.Surely he forgot his allignment.Well it wasn't a great match,but it was decent.Nowhere near as good as either can do,but it was good for impact,despite a little short.Joe's suplex was awesome,pity he doesn't do more of that.But when he opunched the ref,I was happy and sad.Homicide retains,but Joe does another self dq.Idiot.Hernandez returning was great.
2.9/5
Kevin Nash vs Amazing red:
Red Squash match + Kevin Nash=very low score.Although the jacknife was sick.
0.2/5
MEM vs Foley's security[/B
Depressing how,despite having a great tag team division,they have security wrestle.What about the guns?Lethal Consequences?Idiotic.But it wasn't too bad,not as bad as expected.The crowd got into it.Funny how Rocco and Sally get more reaction then some of TNA's wrestlers.And when they almost had them win.Booker trying to book end Rocco was hilarious though.
2.6/5
Knockout Battle Royale
The prize money angle is stupid,but Traci winning at the end would have been surprising,had I not accidentally seen the taping results.Deaner and Slick facing off was like a 2 hyper kids with red faces arguing.
2.2/5
British Invasion,Sheik and Kiyoshi vs Beer Money,Daniels,AJ Styles and Eric Young:
I did expect Young to swerve,as his heel turn wouldn't have lasted a month or so if he didn't.Good enough.Rob Terry finally wrestled,all he was was a frankenstein type guy,get hit,stare,and throw.Other two brits are good together.Traditional TNA clusterfuck at the end.Eric Young botched at the end,but not the move.He failed to even pull AJ away the first attempt.Mike Tenay getting all angry about a move was odd.Even if it has been dangerous.
3/5
Keys on a pole,Mick Foley vs Kurt Angle:
Pretty bad,all it really was punch,fall,punch, fall.I was bored.Ca they have a match without MEM interference.They're giving legacy a run for their money.Lashley turning was expected from me.He doesn't look like he can be a heel.And there was another beatdown.
2.7/5
- Notes
- Where were the tag teams while seccurity wrestled.Quite embarassing.
- Nash can only win squash matches,and still looks shit.
- Red is starting to rival sharkboy for squash matches.He's becoming the MEM's private whipping boy.
- Traci has huge boobs.I'd love to see them in playboy.
- Impact ends with another beatdown.
Final Thoughts
Not great,but not terrible either.Enjoyable,occasionally, at least.
2.8/5