[Official] Harthan is more badass than you via ponies, magic, and stuff.

[Remix]

Oh, yes. Like is an understatement for my undying love for Antonio Cesaro.

Watch the match. Thank me later.

 

[Harthan]

Watch the match. Thank me later.

Yeah, that was sick as fuck. Gabriel looked amazing too. Why isn't he used more?

The finishing sequence was brilliant. Dat uppercut.

 

[Harthan]

Also, there's no way Cheerliee is Scootaloo's sister in FIM canon unless there was a massive fuck up at some point. During Hearts and Hooves Day, the two talk to each other like a billion times and no one says a thing about it. It would be a huge ass retcon if they were family.

It would have been a good idea though.

 

[JGlass]

Yeah, that was sick as fuck. Gabriel looked amazing too. Why isn't he used more?

The finishing sequence was brilliant. Dat uppercut.

International Air Strike. They have potential.

 

[Pepe Silvia]

major awks

 

[Remix]

Yeah, that was sick as fuck. Gabriel looked amazing too. Why isn't he used more?

Give Gabriel ten minutes and a warm body and he'll put on a passable match. Cesaro is talented, therefore the match was considerably better than passable. You should really look up his match vs Kaval. Fucker can and will sell his arm while performing a manoeuvre.

And he's not used more because he hasn't shown charisma since leaving Africa. But because he hasn't had a bad match (when given the time to be something else) since about 2008 (and is ballsy enough to let someone do a springboard double foot stomp on him), he's used often enough on Superstars.

The finishing sequence was brilliant. Dat uppercut.

Indeed. Tied in nicely to Gabriel not being able to gather much momentum throughout the match too.

 

[Pepe Silvia]

I herd u lyk mario

 

[Harthan]

So you know how sometimes you remember music you liked when you were a kid, and you listen to it, and you're like "God, this is shit"?

I decided to put on an album that was easily top 5 for me as a kid and it's still fucking sweet as sugar. I had great taste.

 

[Pepe Silvia]

So you know how sometimes you remember music you liked when you were a kid, and you listen to it, and you're like "God, this is shit"?

I do that with comedy.

I used to laugh at Dane Cook and Mencia. Mencia I can understand, his delivery is decent, but... Dane?

 

[Harthan]

I do that with comedy.

I used to laugh at Dane Cook and Mencia. Mencia I can understand, his delivery is decent, but... Dane?

Ha, I loved those two back in the day. Now I shudder. I mean, Mind of Mencia?

In an unrelated incident, I later discovered I loved George Lopez.

 

[The Crock]

I liked Mencia... but I also took shots to head on a daily basis.

 

[Pepe Silvia]

Ha, I loved those two back in the day. Now I shudder. I mean, Mind of Mencia?

In an unrelated incident, I later discovered I loved George Lopez.

He's actually a really cool dude. Plays electric guitar and everything. Hell, the first guest on his talk show was Slash.

 

[Bernkastel]

I like Gabriel Iglesias. Mencia has some good stuff as well.

 

[Pepe Silvia]

fluffy's a funny dude, but I still have found a current comedian to unseat my love for Jim fuckin Jefferies

 

[Bernkastel]

Lewis Black is probably my favorite; the guys hilarious.

 

[Richard Blonoff]

I played football in high school, my taste in comedians wasn't shit due to shots to the head.

Mitch and Demetri Martin were my two favorites back then.

 

[Bernkastel]

I played football in high school, my taste in comedians wasn't shit due to shots to the head.

Mitch and Demetri Martin were my two favorites back then.

I played baseball and golf so I got to enjoy comedy concussion free.

 

[Harthan]

I was fat and played video games all day.

 

[Richard Blonoff]

I was fat and played video games all day.

I did that too. Started my neckbeard when I was a freshman.

Cool story, I sacked a current pro quarterback once.

 

[Bernkastel]

I did that too. Started my neckbeard when I was a freshman.

Cool story, I sacked a current pro quarterback once.

And I kicked a transvestite in the balls; do you want a cookie?

 

[Richard Blonoff]

And I kicked a transvestite in the balls; do you want a cookie?

I'd love one.

 

[Bernkastel]

I'd love one.

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[Richard Blonoff]

I was excited for cookies

 

[Bernkastel]

Do you like snickerdoodles? That's all i've got.

 

[Richard Blonoff]

I'll take it