Why do some insist that they're not gay but they'd totally do stuff with Finn Balor?

Welcome to every talk of gender we've ever had, since civilization.

Are we going to have an open and honest sex talk thread? Because I'm down for that, if we are.

So, to piggyback off Coco; I find it more interesting the amounts of stuff we'd do to a woman, that I'm pretty sure we'd be revolted by to do to a man.

Take our good fuckwad, Savior Of Silence. So, SoS mentions he wants to stick a tongue in Becky Lynch's butthole. fine. Again, not the time and really denigrates her role to sexual being. But butt stuff is in now. I can't hate, we all have our own kinks, and we're now beginning to understand just how much pleasure we can get from the ass.

Now, here's the big question; how many of you would toss Becky's salad?

Yeah, ton of you?

Ok; how about Finn?

What's the difference, really? Like, if we're being completely honest, the ass is the ass. The female anatomy with the buttock is marginally different from a guys. It's a little more meat and wider hips; that's it. But if you asked the same population that would check Becky's oil, almost all of them would be revolted by the premise of sticking a tongue. Anatomically, it's the same thing. It's an asshole; the premise is about the same. And it isn't just that; even ******io you could argue that anatomically it's different. But there's a submission aspect that I'm sure people don't want with another man.

Furthermore, I find it humorous how many people won't admit to their kinks, and just embrace them. I know plenty of posters have mentioned how they want diva etc. etc. to sit on their face. Ok, fine. But then if you ask them if they have any interest in being dominated, most would be pretty hesitant. Even though the premise of Facesitting is very dominating; you have someone literally controlling your supply of breath. How much more can you be dominated.

I'm just saying y'all some repressed motherfuckers.

One's a guy and one's a girl. When you're going to be ''eating her arse'' you wont be going straight in and doing that right away. There's all the kissing and touching and baseball bats and so forth.

Now that sounds good with a girl for me. With a guy. Not so much.

That's why I would eat a girls arse and not a guys.
 
Interesting. So you'd want no part in an activity you'd throw yourself at with another person, just by the presence of a penis.

I think we're getting somewhere here; I think now you're ready to come to grips with your fears of what you might be turned on by.

Oh, and before you just reply that you just aren't attracted to men; I urge you to try my little game. Tell me if the ass in the picture draws arousal from you.
 
Interesting. So you'd want no part in an activity you'd throw yourself at with another person, just by the presence of a penis.

I think we're getting somewhere here; I think now you're ready to come to grips with your fears of what you might be turned on by.

Oh, and before you just reply that you just aren't attracted to men; I urge you to try my little game. Tell me if the ass in the picture draws arousal from you.

Well yeah I don't even like my own penis why would I want to take one in the shitter?

Nah it's not plump enough
 
I don't know Coco, you're the psych major IIRC, you explain it to me.
I'm afraid this one is beyond my purview.

If I had to guess, 1) they're wildly insecure about their sexuality and think if they joke hard enough, nobody will ever suspect they're gay (kind of your thing), or 2) some of these socially-incompetent losers have all the wit and charm of an attention-starved frat girl (and probably a matching desire to tongue Finn Balor's rectum).
 
It's okay, Norcs. This is a safe space. We're here if there's anything you'd like to say.
 
My point was merely going to be you can find someone of the same sex aestetically pleasing but not necessarily want to carry out sexual acts with them.
 
This is correct. It's been my experience with Pierce Brosnan.

My issue is with the "no homo" knob gobblers.

So what happens to Haiku when it turns out that he posted a ten year old boy's ass?
 
I either become an icon in Jewish film and make hundreds of pretentious films that are agonizingly artsy or I direct the next set of X-men movies.

Depending on the gender, you see
 
My issue is with the "no homo" knob gobblers.

Worse than them are those boorish blokes who go "I'm supportive of gay rights ... as long as they don't try to hit on me too lol!"

And I'm there thinking "have you seen yourself mate. State of you. Gay dudes are going nowhere near you, trust me."
 
It's been the opposite experience for me. I find the gay dudes who hit on me really take care of themselves. I politely let them know what the score is, but it's very flattering.

Of course I know I'm one episode of How I Met Your Mother and a gay bar away from finding such attention more bothersome than flattering. But, to borrow NorCal's words, those were some aesthetically pleasing twinks.
 
It's been the opposite experience for me. I find the gay dudes who hit on me really take care of themselves. I politely let them know what the score is, but it's very flattering.

Of course I know I'm one episode of How I Met Your Mother and a gay bar away from finding such attention more bothersome than flattering. But, to borrow NorCal's words, those were some aesthetically pleasing twinks.

Twere not that long ago when a smartly dressed fella of sorts did remark to me in a nightclub "tell your mates that this guy is interested in getting fuxked tonight".

Needless to say, ï didn't. Far too forward. Romance may be dead but chivalry still has one pulsating capillary I'm sure
 
You jerks are way too hard up for jerkin it fodder. The internet has a wealth of folks way, way hotter regardless of what turns your crank, than any of the people you jerks are talking about performing analingus on.

Fucking jerks.
 
You jerks are way too hard up for jerkin it fodder. The internet has a wealth of folks way, way hotter than any of the people you jerks are talking about performing analingus on, regardless of what turns your crank.

Fucking jerks.
While we're on the topic of easily-accessible wank material that keeps me from feeling the need to talk about the filthy, filthy things I'd do to (preferred female wrestler), who the fuck keeps leaving comments on my easily-accessible wank material?

He has a tiny penis, does he? Why doesn't your shitty comment include a selfie, porn site troll?
 
While we're on the topic of easily-accessible wank material that keeps me from feeling the need to talk about the filthy, filthy things I'd do to (preferred female wrestler), who the fuck keeps leaving comments on my easily-accessible wank material?

He has a tiny penis, does he? Why doesn't your shitty comment include a selfie, porn site troll?

How many farts have you huffed today?
 
A couple. If I'm alone, I generally tuck my head a bit to better gauge my potency.
 

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