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I haven't been around that long so I'll just ask this. How is it different from the e-fed in the Book This! section?
I could just look them up
Jim Simpson said:Hello fans, this is CKD Pain, and I’m Jim Simpson here, along with my partner, former Wrestling World Champion, Mike Moss.
I can say my own name, Simpson.
Hello fans, this is CKD Pain, and I’m Mike Moss here, along with my incompetent partner, Jim Simpson. And we have a show for you tonight, we are promised an appearance by Thunderball!
The U.P. said:Welcome to the very first episode of CKD Pain. You all should be honored to be in my presence.
Mike Moss said:They should, Jim!
The U.P. said:You may boo, but we are the upper echelon of superstars in this business, and we should be champions right now.
Christian Battlez said:Yes, U.P., we should hold the titles. And these fans know that. These idiots don’t like us because we don’t kiss their asses like some people. Like Slyfox, Thunderball, SavageTaker. In fact, insert any of your little “heroes” in the blank, and you’d get nothing but lies and deceit. But we, we are the best the business has to offer, and none of you can deny that!
The U.P. said:Yes, in fact, as a former World Champion, I am going to insert my friend and partner into the title scene. Fans, Women, Children, Men, Hermaphrodites, Welcome your future CKD Champion: Slick Christian Battl-
Tenta said:Hey! I’m Tenta and I’m just here to say WHAT IN THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU’RE DOING? You think you’re just going to slide your “Slick” candy ass onto a shot at the CKD Title? Well, you’re DEAD WRONG! But I’ll tell you what: You Vs. Tenta, winner goes on to Lethal Injection to face SavageTaker for the title!
Christian Battlez said:I accept!
Mike Moss said:What a first show we are building up to have! Stay tuned!
J-Dogg said:JKO, we had a great run as J & J, Tag Team Champions. But I think it’s time we told the fans the truth.
JKO said:The Truth?
J-Dogg said:Yeah, the truth that you’re going to give me MY CKD Tag Team Titles.
JKO said:Your Tag Titles?
J-Dogg said:Yes, MY Tag Titles.
JKO said:Well, J-Dogg, you see, the truth is very funny because if I remember correctly, I was the one who got the pin for out team when we won the match.
J-Dogg said:It was both of us. Look, let’s face it, I carried the team, so I deserve the titles.
JKO said:Well it looks like we have a disagreement, and where I come from, if you have a disagreement, you do something about it….
Calvin Cash said:Look, I don’t need this crap on my show. Now look, J-Dogg, you’ll get the CKD World Tag Team Titles. It is up to you to find a partner. JKO, you’ll get the CKD Tag Team Titles, you’ll also have to find a partner. Now after this day, you are not allowed to talk, or make contact with each other. If this rule is broken, then both of you will be released from your respective contracts.
Jim Simpson said:That just goes to show that you should never underestimate your opponent!
Mike Moss said:Yes, Jim, I know that all too well. But right now, we take you to Johnny Coacham.
Johnny Coacham said:Ladies and Gentlemen, I am standing here with CKD Champion, SavageTaker. SavageTaker, last time we talked, you were assaulted by The U.P. and Milkyway. How do you feel knowing that U.P.’s partner could possibly be going to Lethal Injection to face you for that CKD Championship?
SavageTaker said:If Battlez wins tonight, then I will be ready. The Saviors have been a pain in everyone’s ass for the past few weeks , but I think that will end soon. If Tenta doesn’t end it tonight, then I’ll end it at Lethal Injection. OHHHH YEAHHHH-
General Disarray said:Thunderball, let this be a message to you. You may have beaten me tonight, but come Lethal Injection, that CKD Television Title will be around my waist!!!!
And thanks Doc, how do you do the sig-changing trick?