Most of this was you gently licking half of your opposition's taints.Ok, look, I'm going to be very honest, and very blunt with everybody in this thread, now that we've turned up the shit talking. At this moment, the only thing holding me back from being a sixth mod in the competition is some shit concept that healing your ailing mother means you're not dedicated to the forum. I respect everyone in this competition, but quite frankly, when I'm on, there is absolutely no one that can hold a torch to me in debating. D-Man knows how lucky he was I wasn't around last year. Hell, he pretty much said who the rightful #1 seed in this bracket. Right now, this forum has become way to complacent with mediocrity, and everyone here fucking knows it. No one wants to say it, but it's damn true. The fact is, when I'm at my best, and when I've put my heart into it, there is no one that can touch me.
JMT? Great, you've had your time in the sun. You're my biggest target, and I'm loading up my biggest gun to take you down. Oh, and funny little fact; When my aim is spot on, I rarely miss.
IDR? A good, young poster, that I admittedly invited because I like his work. Unfortunately, I've pulled apart more delusional fans in earlier posts, and I have no problem doing it again. And for the love of God, you better hope we get a TNA Thread. Really the only shot you have.
Ty? You have me beat in rap. And you better pray to the Heavens you get something either than that. Otherwise, we're going to see just how long it's been since you've meant something in the wrestling sections.
Doc? I'm sorry.... I love you. Remember those words well. Those will be the exact last words you hear after I'm done, and you've been obliterated. You've come far in these forums, but quite frankly, not far enough. Have you ever watched Fantasia, Doc? Where you see Mickey Mouse get bold, and try to take the hat of the master? He found something out that night; only the master is good enough to pull off that magic. A lesson you're going to learn after I'm finished with you. Watch as you drown, slowly, beneath the waters which you can't control. Watch as I regain my hat, and show you exactly why this work is meant for a master.
Dissaray- I've said you're probably my favorite overall poster, you of the high brow humor. Wait, I'm sorry, it's really more like high brow for a wrestling forum. Still, one of my favorites. I remember, fondly, playing with my toy soldiers as a children. How I loved my favorite toys, sending them out to do my bidding on the battle lines. But eventually, Dissaray, all my soldiers, one by one, feel to the wayside. Being a favorite may make you quite enjoyable now, but I have a bad habit of running all of my favorites into the ground. Soldier, you are dismissed.
Scotty- I'm sorry, the same man with a Taylor Swift avatar? Yo, Scotty, I'm really happy for ya, and I'mma let you finish. But Tenta's gonna make you look like the biggest bitch of all time. The biggest bitch of all time.
Coco- Oh, ye who bitched incessantly of getting in, and threw a temper tantrum until he was placated. All well, and we've had our fights before. I'm sure in your delusional mind you won admittedly great battles, in which you showed how good you are. People see you as a darkhorse? Myself? Just an afterthought who gets his soon enough.
I'm going to let you know now, I'll take the debate for my choice. Fuck the bye.
Thriller- May you rest well close to the man who inspired your name. Too bad you'll prove to have half the talent, charisma, and dancing abilities he had. Don't Stop Til You Get Enough, eh? Bitch, best go on an just Beat It, before you're struck by a Smooth Criminal. Boy, the whipping I plan on you's going to force me to look at the Man in the Mirror, and ask him to change his ways. We're not going to find out, you already know who's Bad.
Captain Insano- How old are you kid? 11? 12? No matter what, God Knows you're still a virgin. And mind you, I'm not going to show any mercy. Though I may beat you so bad, they're going to have to call child services on my ass.
The Playoffs? Makes no difference to me. D-Man's time was nice, but there's a new champion in town. The Uncrowned King will ascend to his throne and show you all what true royalty looks like. All shall hail, King Tenta.
Isn't kayfabe fun?
Ok, look, I'm going to be very honest, and very blunt with everybody in this thread, now that we've turned up the shit talking. At this moment, the only thing holding me back from being a sixth mod in the competition is some shit concept that healing your ailing mother means you're not dedicated to the forum. I respect everyone in this competition, but quite frankly, when I'm on, there is absolutely no one that can hold a torch to me in debating. D-Man knows how lucky he was I wasn't around last year. Hell, he pretty much said who the rightful #1 seed in this bracket. Right now, this forum has become way to complacent with mediocrity, and everyone here fucking knows it. No one wants to say it, but it's damn true. The fact is, when I'm at my best, and when I've put my heart into it, there is no one that can touch me.
JMT? Great, you've had your time in the sun. You're my biggest target, and I'm loading up my biggest gun to take you down. Oh, and funny little fact; When my aim is spot on, I rarely miss.
IDR? A good, young poster, that I admittedly invited because I like his work. Unfortunately, I've pulled apart more delusional fans in earlier posts, and I have no problem doing it again. And for the love of God, you better hope we get a TNA Thread. Really the only shot you have.
Ty? You have me beat in rap. And you better pray to the Heavens you get something either than that. Otherwise, we're going to see just how long it's been since you've meant something in the wrestling sections.
Doc? I'm sorry.... I love you. Remember those words well. Those will be the exact last words you hear after I'm done, and you've been obliterated. You've come far in these forums, but quite frankly, not far enough. Have you ever watched Fantasia, Doc? Where you see Mickey Mouse get bold, and try to take the hat of the master? He found something out that night; only the master is good enough to pull off that magic. A lesson you're going to learn after I'm finished with you. Watch as you drown, slowly, beneath the waters which you can't control. Watch as I regain my hat, and show you exactly why this work is meant for a master.
Dissaray- I've said you're probably my favorite overall poster, you of the high brow humor. Wait, I'm sorry, it's really more like high brow for a wrestling forum. Still, one of my favorites. I remember, fondly, playing with my toy soldiers as a children. How I loved my favorite toys, sending them out to do my bidding on the battle lines. But eventually, Dissaray, all my soldiers, one by one, feel to the wayside. Being a favorite may make you quite enjoyable now, but I have a bad habit of running all of my favorites into the ground. Soldier, you are dismissed.
Scotty- I'm sorry, the same man with a Taylor Swift avatar? Yo, Scotty, I'm really happy for ya, and I'mma let you finish. But Tenta's gonna make you look like the biggest bitch of all time. The biggest bitch of all time.
Coco- Oh, ye who bitched incessantly of getting in, and threw a temper tantrum until he was placated. All well, and we've had our fights before. I'm sure in your delusional mind you won admittedly great battles, in which you showed how good you are. People see you as a darkhorse? Myself? Just an afterthought who gets his soon enough.
I'm going to let you know now, I'll take the debate for my choice. Fuck the bye.
Thriller- May you rest well close to the man who inspired your name. Too bad you'll prove to have half the talent, charisma, and dancing abilities he had. Don't Stop Til You Get Enough, eh? Bitch, best go on an just Beat It, before you're struck by a Smooth Criminal. Boy, the whipping I plan on you's going to force me to look at the Man in the Mirror, and ask him to change his ways. We're not going to find out, you already know who's Bad.
Captain Insano- How old are you kid? 11? 12? No matter what, God Knows you're still a virgin. And mind you, I'm not going to show any mercy. Though I may beat you so bad, they're going to have to call child services on my ass.
The Playoffs? Makes no difference to me. D-Man's time was nice, but there's a new champion in town. The Uncrowned King will ascend to his throne and show you all what true royalty looks like. All shall hail, King Tenta.
Isn't kayfabe fun?
You might want to wait until the other one drops before you try.
Wow. You might actually be a threat in this tournament. So far, you're absolutely right. You've spent a year of reinforcing how awful you truly are to anyone who took the time to notice.
Those people aren't wrong. If I'd taken a peak and seen you barreling towards the end of the birth canal, I'd probably have had some choice insults as well.
Trust me, I doubt your rad wrestling knowledge is going to make you any less of a disappointment to them.
See, we're having a debate. You're going to have to convey all that passive-aggressive, socially-awkward, pissed-off-about acne energy in words; probably a variety of them. To that end, intimidating us with Randy Orton's punting skills isn't really making me quake in my boots.
Even for the cage, promises of children writing erotic fiction is a little much.
Well, good luck with that.
Tenta said:
Way to kill it.
No shit. Really?
When you're stupid enough to pull back and kill the aura of "clueless cockyness" you also killed all chance of getting respect for it.
I'm sorry if I annoy anybody. no I'm not.
Pierce BrosnanRight, then. I give you about three days until reality sets in. Excuse me while I assume my "indifferent" position.
Beat you to it a year earlier
