[OFFICIAL] 2010 Debater's League Shit-Talking Thread
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SpoodBeest
City Dweller, Successful Fella
If you can get through me first round Sign Guy, I am your first week opponent after all
The Vintage One
Occasional Pre-Show
GuyCompton will be the first mod going down to a regular poster just saying.
Thriller Ant
Beep Bop Boop
Turd Ferguson
DA-DA Da Da Da Bah Da Da DADADA
Too bad fantasy booking isn't in the criteria.
Goliath Uterus
Getting Noticed By Management
I will shit on all of your mothers.
Thriller Ant
Beep Bop Boop
I've been angry lately. Hopefully I can flame my opponent into bad posting
Ok, look, I'm going to be very honest, and very blunt with everybody in this thread, now that we've turned up the shit talking. At this moment, the only thing holding me back from being a sixth mod in the competition is some shit concept that healing your ailing mother means you're not dedicated to the forum. I respect everyone in this competition, but quite frankly, when I'm on, there is absolutely no one that can hold a torch to me in debating. D-Man knows how lucky he was I wasn't around last year. Hell, he pretty much said who the rightful #1 seed in this bracket. Right now, this forum has become way to complacent with mediocrity, and everyone here fucking knows it. No one wants to say it, but it's damn true. The fact is, when I'm at my best, and when I've put my heart into it, there is no one that can touch me.
JMT? Great, you've had your time in the sun. You're my biggest target, and I'm loading up my biggest gun to take you down. Oh, and funny little fact; When my aim is spot on, I rarely miss.
IDR? A good, young poster, that I admittedly invited because I like his work. Unfortunately, I've pulled apart more delusional fans in earlier posts, and I have no problem doing it again. And for the love of God, you better hope we get a TNA Thread. Really the only shot you have.
Ty? You have me beat in rap. And you better pray to the Heavens you get something either than that. Otherwise, we're going to see just how long it's been since you've meant something in the wrestling sections.
Doc? I'm sorry.... I love you. Remember those words well. Those will be the exact last words you hear after I'm done, and you've been obliterated. You've come far in these forums, but quite frankly, not far enough. Have you ever watched Fantasia, Doc? Where you see Mickey Mouse get bold, and try to take the hat of the master? He found something out that night; only the master is good enough to pull off that magic. A lesson you're going to learn after I'm finished with you. Watch as you drown, slowly, beneath the waters which you can't control. Watch as I regain my hat, and show you exactly why this work is meant for a master.
Dissaray- I've said you're probably my favorite overall poster, you of the high brow humor. Wait, I'm sorry, it's really more like high brow for a wrestling forum. Still, one of my favorites. I remember, fondly, playing with my toy soldiers as a children. How I loved my favorite toys, sending them out to do my bidding on the battle lines. But eventually, Dissaray, all my soldiers, one by one, feel to the wayside. Being a favorite may make you quite enjoyable now, but I have a bad habit of running all of my favorites into the ground. Soldier, you are dismissed.
Scotty- I'm sorry, the same man with a Taylor Swift avatar? Yo, Scotty, I'm really happy for ya, and I'mma let you finish. But Tenta's gonna make you look like the biggest bitch of all time. The biggest bitch of all time.
Coco- Oh, ye who bitched incessantly of getting in, and threw a temper tantrum until he was placated. All well, and we've had our fights before. I'm sure in your delusional mind you won admittedly great battles, in which you showed how good you are. People see you as a darkhorse? Myself? Just an afterthought who gets his soon enough.
I'm going to let you know now, I'll take the debate for my choice. Fuck the bye.
Thriller- May you rest well close to the man who inspired your name. Too bad you'll prove to have half the talent, charisma, and dancing abilities he had. Don't Stop Til You Get Enough, eh? Bitch, best go on an just Beat It, before you're struck by a Smooth Criminal. Boy, the whipping I plan on you's going to force me to look at the Man in the Mirror, and ask him to change his ways. We're not going to find out, you already know who's Bad.
Captain Insano- How old are you kid? 11? 12? No matter what, God Knows you're still a virgin. And mind you, I'm not going to show any mercy. Though I may beat you so bad, they're going to have to call child services on my ass.
The Playoffs? Makes no difference to me. D-Man's time was nice, but there's a new champion in town. The Uncrowned King will ascend to his throne and show you all what true royalty looks like. All shall hail, King Tenta.
Isn't kayfabe fun?
JMT? Great, you've had your time in the sun. You're my biggest target, and I'm loading up my biggest gun to take you down. Oh, and funny little fact; When my aim is spot on, I rarely miss.
IDR? A good, young poster, that I admittedly invited because I like his work. Unfortunately, I've pulled apart more delusional fans in earlier posts, and I have no problem doing it again. And for the love of God, you better hope we get a TNA Thread. Really the only shot you have.
Ty? You have me beat in rap. And you better pray to the Heavens you get something either than that. Otherwise, we're going to see just how long it's been since you've meant something in the wrestling sections.
Doc? I'm sorry.... I love you. Remember those words well. Those will be the exact last words you hear after I'm done, and you've been obliterated. You've come far in these forums, but quite frankly, not far enough. Have you ever watched Fantasia, Doc? Where you see Mickey Mouse get bold, and try to take the hat of the master? He found something out that night; only the master is good enough to pull off that magic. A lesson you're going to learn after I'm finished with you. Watch as you drown, slowly, beneath the waters which you can't control. Watch as I regain my hat, and show you exactly why this work is meant for a master.
Dissaray- I've said you're probably my favorite overall poster, you of the high brow humor. Wait, I'm sorry, it's really more like high brow for a wrestling forum. Still, one of my favorites. I remember, fondly, playing with my toy soldiers as a children. How I loved my favorite toys, sending them out to do my bidding on the battle lines. But eventually, Dissaray, all my soldiers, one by one, feel to the wayside. Being a favorite may make you quite enjoyable now, but I have a bad habit of running all of my favorites into the ground. Soldier, you are dismissed.
Scotty- I'm sorry, the same man with a Taylor Swift avatar? Yo, Scotty, I'm really happy for ya, and I'mma let you finish. But Tenta's gonna make you look like the biggest bitch of all time. The biggest bitch of all time.
Coco- Oh, ye who bitched incessantly of getting in, and threw a temper tantrum until he was placated. All well, and we've had our fights before. I'm sure in your delusional mind you won admittedly great battles, in which you showed how good you are. People see you as a darkhorse? Myself? Just an afterthought who gets his soon enough.
I'm going to let you know now, I'll take the debate for my choice. Fuck the bye.
Thriller- May you rest well close to the man who inspired your name. Too bad you'll prove to have half the talent, charisma, and dancing abilities he had. Don't Stop Til You Get Enough, eh? Bitch, best go on an just Beat It, before you're struck by a Smooth Criminal. Boy, the whipping I plan on you's going to force me to look at the Man in the Mirror, and ask him to change his ways. We're not going to find out, you already know who's Bad.
Captain Insano- How old are you kid? 11? 12? No matter what, God Knows you're still a virgin. And mind you, I'm not going to show any mercy. Though I may beat you so bad, they're going to have to call child services on my ass.
The Playoffs? Makes no difference to me. D-Man's time was nice, but there's a new champion in town. The Uncrowned King will ascend to his throne and show you all what true royalty looks like. All shall hail, King Tenta.
Isn't kayfabe fun?
I'm not really trying. I'm saving my frustrations for that sports asswipe, Cardinal.
Not when you kill it. Like a certain wrestling figure. What's his name? Vince...Isn't kayfabe fun?
Russo? Couldn't agree more, really
SpoodBeest
City Dweller, Successful Fella
I will be the dark horse in this thing. Just saying Omega Conference, just saying
Jesus Christ we get it!!!! Vince Russo. WAAH. Now shut the fuck up about it!!
I believe he meant McMahon, and Riaku has plenty to be correct on, if he did mean Russo
Rhonda Rousey's Sports Bra
Kinda Sorta Old School
Look at little Killjoy talkin' shit like he's going to win a damn thing. A TNA mark.... all I really have to say...
It's funny how I only noticed him posting in there when IDR came into his own so he could suck his e cock about how "great" TNA is and how "shit" WWE is. With someone that delusional I could get by him talking about how Lou Thesz or Sting were the greatest WWE champions of all time.
Next please.
It's funny how I only noticed him posting in there when IDR came into his own so he could suck his e cock about how "great" TNA is and how "shit" WWE is. With someone that delusional I could get by him talking about how Lou Thesz or Sting were the greatest WWE champions of all time.
Next please.
it's cool. I bet I aim towards the alternates
KAYFABE ALURT:
Now: People know that I dropped out of last year's tournament, due to some personal reasons. Yeah, I got beaten by ZWhite. But last year's tournament, I was but a small tit-boy rookie that couldn't made it since I "didn't have enough moxie." in the eyes of the judges. Well, FUCK THAT! I'm not here to make an impact, I'm not here to steal the show, I'm not even here to claim the Debator's League Title.
I'm here to debate Tenta, Riaku, and Ferbian.
Riaku: You should have seen this coming. The neighbor is about to ask for a cup of sugar right after I win.
Ferbian: Brouropean...we had a good debate at CH's thread. You're good and warmed up. But I'm fucking ready for round two. Ferbian vs. Steve 2 will happen.
and lastly...Tenta.
Tents...I got nothing but love, respect, and mad props towards you. You're one of the upper echelon of debaters...it's why I want to debate you. You're one of the best, and it's only natural I gun for you. I will know how I stand in this forum in terms of debaters.
[/KAYFABE ALURT]
Yeah, if only someone got massive shits and couldn't access a computer, it'd be nice if I got in. Got a lot of hopes for being the second alternate
Tents, I honestly don't care. Vince Russo came oh so close to killing kayfabe as we know it. We fucking get it. I don't need someone trying to be clever about it. Now let it fucking go.
SpoodBeest
City Dweller, Successful Fella
I'll get far alright, my time has come on this forum and I have never been more motivated. I hope to take you to the limit when it comes down to us in the final or get carpal tunnel trying.
it's cool. I bet I aim towards the alternates
KAYFABE ALURT:
Now: People know that I dropped out of last year's tournament, due to some personal reasons. Yeah, I got beaten by ZWhite. But last year's tournament, I was but a small tit-boy rookie that couldn't made it since I "didn't have enough moxie." in the eyes of the judges. Well, FUCK THAT! I'm not here to make an impact, I'm not here to steal the show, I'm not even here to claim the Debator's League Title.
I'm here to debate Tenta, Riaku, and Ferbian.
Riaku: You should have seen this coming. The neighbor is about to ask for a cup of sugar right after I win.
Ferbian: Brouropean...we had a good debate at CH's thread. You're good and warmed up. But I'm fucking ready for round two. Ferbian vs. Steve 2 will happen.
and lastly...Tenta.
Tents...I got nothing but love, respect, and mad props towards you. You're one of the upper echelon of debaters...it's why I want to debate you. You're one of the best, and it's only natural I gun for you. I will know how I stand in this forum in terms of debaters.
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Yeah, if only someone got massive shits and couldn't access a computer, it'd be nice if I got in. Got a lot of hopes for being the second alternate
At this point, I'd love debate with you. I like your work, Steve, but I hope everyone here realizes, for me, this is my way to prove just how damn good I can be. Everyone here has been sucking plenty of e-dick on who's going to win this thing, and no one wants to be the guy to say it. I'll be that guy, that heel; I am better than each and every one of you, and have hesitation to rip out the heart of each and every one of you poor, unfortunate souls. I've been called a "nice guy" on these forums, but I think something that gets lost is that in a forum mired in mediocrity from all aspects, I haven't lost a step. When I really want something, I get it, plain and simple. And there isn't a damn person going to stop in my way. Not a damn soul. There will be no "nice guy" from here on out. If you're looking for a motherfucker who has no issues ripping the flesh of your face from your skull, you've found him. I will take each and every opponent, and whether they will admit it aloud, each of them are going to recognize me for what I truly am; the best damn debater on these forums.
Steve, you will be no less. Not a kindered soul, a friend, but an obstacle. No, I take that back; you're going to be a piece of roadkill, and I will not even think to speed the gas, and run over your sorry ass to the championship. If no one's going to have the balls to say it, I will; I am that much better than each and every one of you. The sooner you realize this, the better.
Rhonda Rousey's Sports Bra
Kinda Sorta Old School
I'm sorry who are you and what week do I have to rape you?SpoodBeest;2255419 said:
SpoodBeest
City Dweller, Successful Fella
Rhonda Rousey's Sports Bra
Kinda Sorta Old School
Good luck son, just because Dave thinks you are the "dark horse" doesn't mean shit. I just hope you have some thick skin for your sake.SpoodBeest;2255456 said:I'll be ready to deliver an ass kicking to you Week 4 my good man