[OFFICIAL] 2010 Debater's League Shit-Talking Thread

[Rhonda Rousey's Sports Bra]

Bring it on son..... bring it on.

 

[Mr. Steve]

At this point, I'd love debate with you. I like your work, Steve, but I hope everyone here realizes, for me, this is my way to prove just how damn good I can be. Everyone here has been sucking plenty of e-dick on who's going to win this thing, and no one wants to be the guy to say it. I'll be that guy, that heel; I am better than each and every one of you, and have hesitation to rip out the heart of each and every one of you poor, unfortunate souls. I've been called a "nice guy" on these forums, but I think something that gets lost is that in a forum mired in mediocrity from all aspects, I haven't lost a step. When I really want something, I get it, plain and simple. And there isn't a damn person going to stop in my way. Not a damn soul. There will be no "nice guy" from here on out. If you're looking for a motherfucker who has no issues ripping the flesh of your face from your skull, you've found him. I will take each and every opponent, and whether they will admit it aloud, each of them are going to recognize me for what I truly am; the best damn debater on these forums.

Steve, you will be no less. Not a kindered soul, a friend, but an obstacle. No, I take that back; you're going to be a piece of roadkill, and I will not even think to speed the gas, and run over your sorry ass to the championship. If no one's going to have the balls to say it, I will; I am that much better than each and every one of you. The sooner you realize this, the better.

Who told you I was going to win? I just want to die in the blaze of glory. It's better to have the "Smash Mouth" Tenta rather than the "I luv you allz" Tents. Like I said, I don't give a shit about the belt. I just want to go up against you three, and bring it. If I got to take over someone, I will. I feel that I'm that dangerous, since I got nothing to lose.

I'd rather go guns blazing being outposted by the best rather than winning over a half-assed conceded point. Yeah, I'm not Gelgarin. I'm no Lariat. Hell, I'm not even a fucking Razor in this place (lulz). But I will go balls to the wall. I WILL bring the A Game.

Tenta vs. Steve will happen...and only good things will come. I may have 210 posts, but I will bring the fuckton. I suggest you do the same.

 

[Tenta]

Tenta vs. Steve will happen...and only good things will happen. I may have 210 posts, but I will bring the fuckton. I suggest you do the same.

Very well... I hope you've taken note of the same two baby seals I was referring to earlier. Same fate, different week.

We can spew all that, "I want to bring my best" shit as much as we can. Fuck all... I'm out to win, plain and simple. I'm not out to have great matches, I'm out to slaughter poor baby calves. And every time I see a poster, I see another baby calf. I don't care if you have 210 posts, or are a G-mod; baby calves, all of you. All of which have been brought to this meathouse, to meet the man that will slice through you, taking the choice cuts and serving them with a nice bottle of merlot. Steve, you're more than capable of getting to the finals.

Read; Getting to the finals to meet me. And really, nothing more.

 

[Mr. Steve]

Very well... I hope you've taken note of the same two baby seals I was referring to earlier. Same fate, different week.

We can spew all that, "I want to bring my best" shit as much as we can. Fuck all... I'm out to win, plain and simple. I'm not out to have great matches, I'm out to slaughter poor baby calves. And every time I see a poster, I see another baby calf. I don't care if you have 210 posts, or are a G-mod; baby calves, all of you. All of which have been brought to this meathouse, to meet the man that will slice through you, taking the choice cuts and serving them with a nice bottle of merlot. Steve, you're more than capable of getting to the finals.

Read; Getting to the finals to meet me. And really, nothing more.

Bring it. If me clawing out a couple of dudes in this place is what it takes, then cool. Until the debate, sir. Until the debate.

 

[ABMorales787]

Jesus Christ we get it!!!! Vince Russo. WAAH. Now shut the fuck up about it!!

Tents, I honestly don't care. Vince Russo came oh so close to killing kayfabe as we know it. We fucking get it. I don't need someone trying to be clever about it. Now let it fucking go.

I was trying to annoy Tenta. I guess my aim was wrong.

I'm here to debate Tenta, Riaku, and Ferbian.

Riaku: You should have seen this coming. The neighbor is about to ask for a cup of sugar right after I win.

Would that be one lump or two lumps? You say this and I just wanna go get a sledgehammer and take out a few guys until you get in. Or take that "double or trouble" thing to see if I draw you. Game on.

 

[Rhonda Rousey's Sports Bra]

Pussy.

 

[Mr. Steve]

Would that be one lump or two lumps? You say this and I just wanna go get a sledgehammer and take out a few guys until you get in. Or take that "double or trouble" thing to see if I draw you. Game on.

Two Lumps, bitch. The brand: You're shit out of luck Additive-Free Sugar. TNA, WWE, IWA, WWC, an indy in Cayey, hell, even the health grade the McDonalds you work at. It don't matter. You will have your head handed to you, in a prompt manner. And right there, just as you cross the afterlife, and reunite with your loved ones, your nagging thought. THAT ONE THOUGHT that's in your head will be "Why, oh Why did I draw Mr. Steve on the Double or Trouble?"

 

[ABMorales787]

Pussy.

You the pussy, bitch.

Two Lumps, bitch. The brand: You're shit out of luck Additive-Free Sugar. TNA, WWE, IWA, WWC, an indy in Cayey, hell, even the health grade the McDonalds you work at. It don't matter. You will have your head handed to you, in a prompt manner. And right there, just as you cross the afterlife, and reunite with your loved ones, your nagging thought. THAT ONE THOUGHT that's in your head will be "Why, oh Why did I draw Mr. Steve on the Double or Trouble?"

Ha. Good luck. My McDonalds is among the top in the island. If I have to debate you on the backyard fed they are running in the town baseball field, I'll do it. And beat you, too. The top puertorican poster will be declared. Me.

 

[Mr. Steve]

Ha. Good luck. My McDonalds is among the top in the island. If I have to debate you on the backyard fed they are running in the town baseball field, I'll do it. And beat you, too. The top puertorican poster will be declared. Me.

I will say this in Spanish: PUTA POR FAVOR!

Your one forte is that sinkhole in Orlando that's ran by the money mark that loves old relics. You're not close, son. Not even.

 

[The Vintage One]

Too bad fantasy booking isn't in the criteria.

Too bad MMA isn't in the criteria either. Last time I checked this was a wrestling debate.

 

[ABMorales787]

I will say this in Spanish: PUTA POR FAVOR!

Your one forte is that sinkhole in Orlando that's ran by the money mark that loves old relics. You're not close, son. Not even.

No, you bitch please!

Just because I focus more on TNA, does not mean I have nothing on WWE or wrestling general. Don't underestimate me. I can hit hard.

 

[Mr. Steve]

No, you bitch please!

Just because I focus more on TNA, does not mean I have nothing on WWE or wrestling general. Don't underestimate me. I can hit hard.

From the looks of things, you could hit hard in TNA...but there's something to be said about me: I hit a lot harder than you can.

 

[D-Man]

I respect everyone in this competition, but quite frankly, when I'm on, there is absolutely no one that can hold a torch to me in debating. D-Man knows how lucky he was I wasn't around last year. Hell, he pretty much said who the rightful #1 seed in this bracket. Right now, this forum has become way to complacent with mediocrity, and everyone here fucking knows it. No one wants to say it, but it's damn true. The fact is, when I'm at my best, and when I've put my heart into it, there is no one that can touch me.

 

[ABMorales787]

From the looks of things, you could hit hard in TNA...but there's something to be said about me: I hit a lot harder than you can.

HA! Laughable. But we'll see soon enough.

 

[Turd Ferguson]

Too bad MMA isn't in the criteria either. Last time I checked this was a wrestling debate.

Get familiar with what these are.

http://tinyurl.com/ForTheVintageOne

 

[Mr. Steve]

HA! Laughable. But we'll see soon enough.

Hear only...the bottles clinking. Only...the bottles clinking...

 

[The Vintage One]

Get familiar with what these are.

http://tinyurl.com/ForTheVintageOne

Everybody knows you are undeserving of your mod spot. If it wasn't for JMT being promoted you would've never gotten the spot, and the only reason why you did is because you are the only other poster on this site that talks mma.

You won't beat me in a debate in non mma, and you will be proven as a fraud as a poster. Your LD titles aren't funny, the only funny thing about you is your mediocre posting skills. It will be my pleasure to kick your ass and give me a good tuneup for the rest of the season when I face actual competition.

 

[The Crock]

Everybody knows you are undeserving of your mod spot. If it wasn't for JMT being promoted you would've never gotten the spot, and the only reason why you did is because you are the only other poster on this site that talks mma.

You won't beat me in a debate in non mma, and you will be proven as a fraud as a poster. Your LD titles aren't funny, the only funny thing about you is your mediocre posting skills. It will be my pleasure to kick your ass and give me a good tuneup for the rest of the season when I face actual competition.

I'm sorry to tell you but Guy will win, you're way too cocky.

 

[Turd Ferguson]

Well so much for this being good-natured.

You're a shit poster who spends too much time fantasy booking. There are plenty of people who post MMA, and I stick to that section because the current state of wrestling flat out doesn't interest me, with the exception of one angle, which is the Nexus. There are plenty of people who post MMA here, and I got chosen to do it, so apparently I'm doing something right.

I find it interesting that despite you being here for less than a month, you know about me getting promoted to MMA mod, and that JMT got promoted, when both of those events took place before you joined the site.

Don't worry. I can more than hold my own in a debate and this is going to be a one sided pounding.

Now go do some fantasy booking that nobody gives less than a fuck about.

 

[The Vintage One]

Well so much for this being good-natured.

You're a shit poster who spends too much time fantasy booking. There are plenty of people who post MMA, and I stick to that section because the current state of wrestling flat out doesn't interest me, with the exception of one angle, which is the Nexus. There are plenty of people who post MMA here, and I got chosen to do it, so apparently I'm doing something right.

I find it interesting that despite you being here for less than a month, you know about me getting promoted to MMA mod, and that JMT got promoted, when both of those events took place before you joined the site.

Don't worry. I can more than hold my own in a debate and this is going to be a one sided pounding.

Now go do some fantasy booking that nobody gives less than a fuck about.

Lurking for a year before I joined.

And this is good natured, everything I said is complete kayfabe.

 

[The Vintage One]

I'm sorry to tell you but Guy will win, you're way too cocky.

I wasn't being serious in anything I said, it is called smack talk.

 

[The Crock]

I wasn't being serious in anything I said, it is called smack talk.

Way to back track after Guy went off on you.

 

[SpoodBeest]

I wasn't being serious in anything I said, it is called smack talk.

True enough as everybody knows I could debate circles around you, but you won't have to worry about that until Week 9

 

[The Vintage One]

Way to back track after Guy went off on you.

So other people talk smack it is in good fun, but when I do it, it can't be.

 

[The Vintage One]

True enough as everybody knows I could debate circles around you, but you won't have to worry about that until Week 9

We will see about that, Dave won't be able to save you though.