[OFFICIAL] 2010 Debater's League Shit-Talking Thread

[Mr. Steve]

I'm nervous.

 

[Ty Burna]

Yeah, I don't doubt shit, I see you exactly for what you are; a man who's seen better days on this forum, and is grasping to push people down, like me. Just know, I'm not made to be pushed down. I have no problem taking you out, and calling out just how long it's been since you've been worth what people make you out to be.

Eh? I just became a full mod like two months ago, and though my join date says otherwise, I've only been posting here for about a year and a half - two years at the most/least. Not seeing how I"m holding people down when I've been in the background most of the time.

It's only ego if I can't back it up, man. That's the thing; everyone assumes this is an ego trip. Fuck that, for years on this site, I've been the mild nice one. You want to see exactly how ugly I can be? Fuck it, I have no issues saying I'm the best in this thing. Whether or not you acknowledge that is going to make it either more or less shocking when you get your shit tossed, son.

Wait wait wait, I"m the chill mellow Tao dude on the forum. Don't steal my thunder now Tenta.

I'm sorry, but all I here at this point is, "blah blah blah, I'm pissed because Tenta's going to take me out, and all I can really do is wait to get smoked.

Get your hearing checked homie. I heard otherwise.

Or I can channel that inner MV7, and choke the ever loving life after the dog. You may forget, you may be the big dog in the corner; I am the master. Dogs can snap their teeth all they want. At the end of the day, they still up neutered, begging for forgiveness from their owner, like the little bitch I'm about to make you.

Or you can channel your inner MV7 and be an overrated pile of shit that ends up being the bitter backup to someone that's only had glimpses of talent and is unproven. And by the way, I ain't that unproven someone I'm past that, way past that.

 

[Ty Burna]

Wait.... You mean this was all a sham? That my promos aren't going to get points? That I may be polarizing judges?

Well, I be fucked

All this work for nothing. Ah well, it is fun and passes the doldrums of work for me.

 

[D-Man]

You two need to be thrown into a pit full of tigers and pitchforks. That would be fun.

 

[Tenta]

You two need to be thrown into a pit full of tigers and pitchforks. That would be fun.

That's pretty much what we're going to be doing to one another.

Ty, I'll be back with a response after lesson planning. Shocking, I teach kids with better logic and common sense than that. Then again, I guess I shouldn't be too shocked, really.

 

[Ferbian]

Give them a cage match subject to debate on D. Would serve the purpose of throwing them in a pit. I don't recall pit matches in wrestling?

 

[Ferbian]

I think I just found a perfect picture for me and Dave's debate in week 3, seeing as we're both moderators of the WWE section. What else than:

 

[D-Man]

Give them a cage match subject to debate on D. Would serve the purpose of throwing them in a pit. I don't recall pit matches in wrestling?

Wouldn't that defeat the purpose of waiting for them to have a matchup in the tourney?

 

[Ferbian]

I ment for their match up.

 

[D-Man]

Ah, gotcha. A steel-cage debate. With pitchforks and arrows.

 

[Ferbian]

Should be epic.

 

[Dave]

Check out the bitchin' sig I made for us...

 

[Phoenix]

But which one is Dave? Orton or Trips? Cause I know he likes both

 

[Ferbian]

You're going down son quicker than Elijah Burke being Spearbustered by Batista.

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[Dave]

Dave is Orton. I gave Triple H to Ferbian.

 

[CH David]

Dave is Orton. I gave Triple H to Ferbian.

Damn, Dave is speaking in third person. Watch the fuck out.

 

[Ferbian]

I'll win when it matters. (Wrestlemania) But after the tournament I'll be off the shelf for a few months (Backlash) only to make a triumphant return and have him demodded (Return episode where Orton gets pummeled with a chair)

 

[DirtyJosé]

The Omega guys seem pretty quiet. I'll stir the pot some, I guess.

Choice! The only thing that might keep me from totally raping you are my summer finals! Also, can I borrow some ambition?

Spoodbeest! Dave likes your chances, so I'll be ready for you B-Team MVP. B-Team MVP.

Blue Cardinal! Your casual entrance does not faze me. I take you quite seriously, and it will show. I shall give no quarter!

nickb03! I've been a distant fan of you for a little while now. Prepare to die.

GuyCompton! Crom, I have never prayed to you before. I have no tongue for it. No one, not even you, will remember if we were good men or bad. Why we fought, or why we died. All that matters is that one stood against GuyCompton. That's what's important! Valor pleases you, Crom... so grant me one request. Grant me glory! And if you do not listen, then to HELL with you!

Dave! Ordinarily, I'd be meek and respectful in awe of your expansive knowledge and astounding posting prowess. However, you share your name with my younger brother, so I feel emboldened by the challenge presented. Once again, I shall smite a "Dave". En Garde!

Unsex! This one will be fun. Not easy. Fun. I don't believe we've crossed swords before.

The Vintage One! You might think being new-ish means you'll go under the radar, so to speak. But I have studied your style well. Let the lesson begin.

Ferbian! It's not personal; it's just business. Sorry. Like when you wake up with a horse head in your bed. Just business.

Riaku! Yeah, you're a clever one. Do you reflect me, or do I reflect you? You sick flawless mind! I wanna break you!

The Sign Guy! Keeping a straight face for long is difficult for both of us, I know, but this is business, and I must keep a business face. You can't fuck with business face.

 

[Ferbian]

You're in the Omega group?

 

[DirtyJosé]

Check those tables baby.

 

[Dave]

The Omega guys seem pretty quiet. I'll stir the pot some, I guess.

Choice! The only thing that might keep me from totally raping you are my summer finals! Also, can I borrow some ambition?

Spoodbeest! Dave likes your chances, so I'll be ready for you B-Team MVP. B-Team MVP.

Blue Cardinal! Your casual entrance does not faze me. I take you quite seriously, and it will show. I shall give no quarter!

nickb03! I've been a distant fan of you for a little while now. Prepare to die.

GuyCompton! Crom, I have never prayed to you before. I have no tongue for it. No one, not even you, will remember if we were good men or bad. Why we fought, or why we died. All that matters is that one stood against GuyCompton. That's what's important! Valor pleases you, Crom... so grant me one request. Grant me glory! And if you do not listen, then to HELL with you!

Dave! Ordinarily, I'd be meek and respectful in awe of your expansive knowledge and astounding posting prowess. However, you share your name with my younger brother, so I feel emboldened by the challenge presented. Once again, I shall smite a "Dave". En Garde!

Unsex! This one will be fun. Not easy. Fun. I don't believe we've crossed swords before.

The Vintage One! You might think being new-ish means you'll go under the radar, so to speak. But I have studied your style well. Let the lesson begin.

Ferbian! It's not personal; it's just business. Sorry. Like when you wake up with a horse head in your bed. Just business.

Riaku! Yeah, you're a clever one. Do you reflect me, or do I reflect you? You sick flawless mind! I wanna break you!

The Sign Guy! Keeping a straight face for long is difficult for both of us, I know, but this is business, and I must keep a business face. You can't fuck with business face.

If your debating skills are as flimsy as these excuses, I don't think I would have any problem dispatching you.

 

[Ferbian]

I see. I feel like I got off easy. Shame I don't see you getting the same fate. I said it during the Wrestlezone Tournaments. I will support someone, until they face my support (face me). Then you're going down. I shall puncture that inflatable thing you call an avatar and make a blanket out of it.

 

[DirtyJosé]

If your debating skills are as flimsy as these excuses, I don't think I would have any problem dispatching you.

Even Shelton Benjamin pinned Triple H once. Can't be too careful, fearless leader.

 

[Ferbian]

I'm the Triple H Dirty dammit.

 

[Dave]

Is Tenta STILL ducking Dave!?

Jeez!