Hyorinmaru
Sit Upon The Frozen Heavens
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My Roomate is An Asshole
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Hyorinmaru
Sit Upon The Frozen Heavens
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Would you believe this motherfucker is up to the same shit again?
It's not even 2! And I'm not even high this time.
Should I come to Ohio and fuck this motherfucker up? My services are not that expensive.
I can only pay in Trident Layers. Will that suffice?
I prefer Stride, but Trident Layers are solid in their own right. I guess they will do.
ScreaminNormanSmiley
formerly ScreaminNormanSmiley
Nobody ever pays me in gum.
10,000 packs, and see to it that the body is disposed of...discreetly.
Are you willing to brutally murder my douchenozzle roomate?
ScreaminNormanSmiley
formerly ScreaminNormanSmiley
As long as I get to keep the body too.
JWGunslinger
Warrior Forever
Sucks he's pulling the same shit as last night, though if that means we get another awesome chat tonight there is some positive that comes from the situation
As long as the police never find it, I don't care what you do with it.
Sucks he's pulling the same shit as last night, though if that means we get another awesome chat tonight there is some positive that comes from the situation
Probably, I'm going to be up all night working on shit, and I need WZ to keep me from going insane.
JWGunslinger
Warrior Forever
Alright it's set then, I'll grab the beer.
Excellent. I'd get high if I didn't have work to do.
JWGunslinger
Warrior Forever
What kind of work you doin? Personally I do work better while under the influence of something.
Organic chemistry, I've missed class all week due to feeling pretty shitty, so I'm catching up so that lecture tomorrow is of some use to me. Have a physics lecture to watch later. Japanese homework to do after that.
JWGunslinger
Warrior Forever
Damn, I had a hard enough time with Geology in high school, sure the teacher was a psycho who graded on how he thought you understood life but still.
I'd kill for a beer. I may do some drinking tomorrow night after work while cleaning the apartment.
Damn man, that's quite the load. Best of luck with that.
Off topic: You're an Indians fan right? What do you see them doing this season?
There's always those high school teachers who are bitter with their lot in life and take it out on their students. Fuck 'em.
JWGunslinger
Warrior Forever
Agreed but this guy was different, like the biggest wacko in the nuthouse. He "loves" life and he felt it was his duty to teach us important life lessons and he let that influence his grading if he didn't see what he was looking for from us. Pretty much the dude was on something every day, he gave me a hug at the end of the year, I felt violated.
JWGunslinger
Warrior Forever
Haha yeah, I was misrible while I was in the class but now it's just funny in an akward way. Also, he wore the same outfit every day(red raincoat on cold days), he always ate dates(where the fuck did he find those?) and he sang songs while he rode his bike to work. What did I tell ya, king of the psych ward.
This guy sounds like a boss. I want to go back to high school and take his class.
Wait, what am I saying, high school is fucking terrible.
JWGunslinger
Warrior Forever
1)High school was pretty damn horrible but to see you walk out of his class after one day with a look of horror and confusion on your face would be pretty much worth it.
2) I'd throw you a beer Theo but it's Coors Light again, and besides be the time my throw got to you over in Michigan it'd look like one of Tyler Palko's throws from the Pitt game sunday, in other words so horrible it isn't even funny. Plus it'd get all foamy when it hit the ground, like Palko. Fuck it i'll Tebow that shit.
3)An early morning with Gunslinger Harthan and Theo thread, the greatest thing ever....
2) I'd throw you a beer Theo but it's Coors Light again, and besides be the time my throw got to you over in Michigan it'd look like one of Tyler Palko's throws from the Pitt game sunday, in other words so horrible it isn't even funny. Plus it'd get all foamy when it hit the ground, like Palko. Fuck it i'll Tebow that shit.
3)An early morning with Gunslinger Harthan and Theo thread, the greatest thing ever....
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