My Roomate is An Asshole

[JWGunslinger]

Theo knows what's up

 

[¡Roján!]

If you can get past the penis I do believe Rohan would.

Depends on girth.

 

[klunderbunker]

- Send vaguely crass posts to only available female on wrestling forum
- Sex

If only.

I wrote Becca a porn story featuring Shawn, Norcal and her. That's how she and I started talking.

 

[Captain Morgan Freeman]

I wrote Becca a porn story featuring Shawn, Norcal and her. That's how she and I started talking.

Are you taking notes Harthan?

 

[Harthan]

I wrote Becca a porn story featuring Shawn, Norcal and her. That's how she and I started talking.

Are you taking notes Harthan?

I'll write Sally a porn with her, McIntyre, and...

Who's Sally's NorCal? D-Man?

 

[JWGunslinger]

Not sure but as long as you have McIntyre included you're gold.

 

[klunderbunker]

I'll write Sally a porn with her, McIntyre, and...

Who's Sally's NorCal? D-Man?

Bear in mind this will lead to flowers, chocolates, dinner, jewelery and a potential trip to Florida next year.

 

[Dowdsy McDowds]

I'll write Sally a porn with her, McIntyre, and...

Who's Sally's NorCal? D-Man?

LSN? I think they both post in Potluck a lot.

 

[JWGunslinger]

Christ almighty it's almost 4 in the morning.

I need another beer.

 

[Mr. Artistic guy]

She once told me I looked good so ha

 

[Johnny Scumm]

kb put Norcal in a porn story? That must've gotten violent.

 

[Uncle Phatso]

Wow, how did I miss this thread? My ohio brother Harth, Theo, Jw, Nate, and a bit of Kb? This was epic.

 

[JWGunslinger]

It was that, great way to cap off the night/early mornin for me. And apparently we're hookin Harthan and Sally up

 

[Uncle Phatso]

Nothing wrong with that, Sally seems like a nice chick.

 

[The Crock]

D-Man isn't going to be happy -- he just ate Mustang Sally's fish taco!

 

[JWGunslinger]

Nah it's cool cuz Harth is gonna go the KB route and write a porno for sally with her, McIntyre and either DMan or LSN, so that should make him feel better.

 

[JWGunslinger]

I could go for a fish taco right about now....

 

[Captain Morgan Freeman]

I could go for a fish taco right about now....

Mustang Sally's??

 

[JWGunslinger]

Nah, no offense to Sally but my Fiance would cut off my balls for doing that, I don't wanna know what shed do for me joking about it.

 

[Harthan]

I could go for a fish taco right about now....

A fish taco sounds delicious right now. I don't care whether it's literal or metaphorical.

 

[George Steele's Barber]

I have a kind of date Saturday. I think she thinks I'm gay, though, which makes things awkward.

Good luck on your date. The most important thing to remember is don't be yourself. In fact play up the gay angle and see where it goes. She may end up wanting to straighten you out or she may see you as a meaningless fun fling.

Other people you could be are:
1) The obnoxious jerk (some girls just love assholes)
2) The rich guy (tough to pull off if you are not actually rich or too cheap to spend some money for one night)
3) The womanizer (ask her a lot of questions about her girlfriends, sisters, female cousins and spend the rest of the time checking out other women)
4) The good listener (some women will find you interesting if they spend the whole time talking about themselves)
5) The tortured soul (see Raven without the flannel)
6) The naked guy (from How I Met Your Mother)

And if all else fails start buying a lot of shots or break out a flask of whiskey.

Good luck.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

He is making a series of passive aggressive noises and motions in his bed to make me feel bad about being awake and high at 5 AM.

To which I say...bugger off.

EDIT:

I thought the British online would appreciate my colloquialism.

I spelled colloquialism without spellcheck.

That never happens.

Whats the issue? Were you being noisy?

Also, in these situations, act oblivious. Usually people with blow their gasket and confrontation ensues

 

[ScreaminNormanSmiley]

Good luck on your date. The most important thing to remember is don't be yourself. In fact play up the gay angle and see where it goes. She may end up wanting to straighten you out or she may see you as a meaningless fun fling.

Other people you could be are:
1) The obnoxious jerk (some girls just love assholes)
2) The rich guy (tough to pull off if you are not actually rich or too cheap to spend some money for one night)
3) The womanizer (ask her a lot of questions about her girlfriends, sisters, female cousins and spend the rest of the time checking out other women)
4) The good listener (some women will find you interesting if they spend the whole time talking about themselves)
5) The tortured soul (see Raven without the flannel)
6) The naked guy (from How I Met Your Mother)

And if all else fails start buying a lot of shots or break out a flask of whiskey.

Good luck.

I always found "The paying customer" works best for me.

 

[Harthan]

Good luck on your date. The most important thing to remember is don't be yourself. In fact play up the gay angle and see where it goes. She may end up wanting to straighten you out or she may see you as a meaningless fun fling.

Other people you could be are:
1) The obnoxious jerk (some girls just love assholes)
2) The rich guy (tough to pull off if you are not actually rich or too cheap to spend some money for one night)
3) The womanizer (ask her a lot of questions about her girlfriends, sisters, female cousins and spend the rest of the time checking out other women)
4) The good listener (some women will find you interesting if they spend the whole time talking about themselves)
5) The tortured soul (see Raven without the flannel)
6) The naked guy (from How I Met Your Mother)

And if all else fails start buying a lot of shots or break out a flask of whiskey.

Good luck.

Good listener is my hope. We'll see where it goes.

Whats the issue? Were you being noisy?

Also, in these situations, act oblivious. Usually people with blow their gasket and confrontation ensues

If you consider typing on a keyboard noisy, then yes. But really I was just on the Internet and had a light on so my eyes don't start bleeding. Easy environment to sleep in.

 

[JWGunslinger]

Good listener is the one I went with, good choice brother.