Why Lou Thesz goes over CM Punk
Reason 1: Because it's fucking ridiculous for him not to.
This tournament is intended to crown the greatest wrestler of all time. In one corner we have a man for basically invented professional wrestling, who was its first ever national star, who was one of the most successful and influential athletes of all time and without whom the industry wouldn't even exist.
And in the other corner we have a modern day Chris Benoit; an average competitor who has accomplished little with his career other than to moisten the panties of Dave Metlzar's congregation.
Thesz was a bigger star in his era than Punk is today.
Thesz changed the business more than Punk.
Thesz was more a more established draw than Punk.
Popularity, talent and legacy. The three corner stones of what makes a professional wrester great, and CM Punk cannot touch Lou Thesz in any category. This should be an easy choice, and it is frankly disgusting if Lou Thesz does not win.
Reason 2: Lou Thesz was a better draw.
What, when it comes right down to it, is a professional wrester for? Ask a Punk supporter and they'll probably try and tell you that a wrestler's purpose is to do a lot of flips, but that is because they don't understand the industry.
Pro wrestling is a business, and the purpose of a professional wrestler is to draw money.
Lou Thesz was the biggest draw in the world during his prime, pulling in higher crowd numbers during the 1950's than CM Punk can manage today. Thesz was wrestling's top star and top draw, because he was the best professional wrester of his generation.
You simply can't say that for CM Punk. Even at the very apex of his career, he is still just playing a poor second fiddle to John Cena. The WWE don't trust his as a draw, which is why he is almost never booked as the PPV main event despite being the world champion. The only PPV he headlined during his current title run is TLC; which bombed. I actually like CM Punk, but he has never been treated as a significant draw during his entire career.
Biggest draw in the world against a guy who seldom draws even when he is the world champion. I don't have to tell you who the greater professional wrestler is.
Reason 2: Lou Thesz was more important.
For a laugh, I actually looked "greatness" up in the dictionary. The first definition referred to size (in which case Punk would have died against Andre the Giant) but once we got further down the page the following definition came up.
Of outstanding significance or importance...
Now tell me; which athlete here do you think those words better applies to?
Even is CM Punk causes you to spontaneously orgasm every single time he opens his mouth; you would have to be tremendously deluded to describe his career as significant. He's never been the top dog, he has introduced nothing to the industry that wasn't there before and after he's gone there'll be very little that is remembered by the next generation. It industry without CM Punk is almost indistinguishable from one with him.
You can't say that about Lou Thesz. An industry without Lou Thesz very probably wouldn't exist, and certainly wouldn't exist in the same form. Lou Thesz was the man who turned professional wrestling from a purely local sceptical into a national past time. If Lou Thesz hadn't spent over a decade touring the country, knocking off every local champion and uniting the entire wrestling world behind the NWA banner then the industry would never have become established enough in society for Vince McMahon to go national in the 1980's. Before Lou Thesz every territory was trying to make money off of its own top star, and usually not doing a very god job. Lou Thesz broke that mould, allowed for journeyman wrestlers to become national celebrities and in doing so changed the way the industry would function forever.
Then we get to the in ring product, and exactly how much of what we call pro wrestling today was invented or popularised by Lou Thesz.
The man is famous for inventing a bunch of pro wrestling's most ubiquitous manoeuvres: the German suplex, the backdrop, the STF, the powerbomb, the pile driver, the Thesz press... the list goes on; but what's more impressive is how much of the elementary psychology that was take as standard was derived from the career of Lou Thesz.
Thesz basically popularised the notion of faces and heels. It had been done before without catching on (George Wagner) but it was Lou Thesz who made it a fundamental part of the wrestling business. When he would travel all over the world knocking off local heroes he would play up to the crowds displeasure, taking tricks like eye rakes and dirty breaks and using them to build heat. Across swathes of the US this kind of psychology had never been witnessed before, and it added yet another way that Lou Thesz helped to shape the industry we have today.
Would we have an industry without Lou Thesz? I honestly don't know, but I don't think it's unreasonable for anyone to conclude that we might not. That certainly can't be said for CM Punk.
Lou Thesz was incredibly significant and important. CM Punk was not. Therefore, according to the dictionary, Lou Thesz was a greater wrestler than CM Punk.
Reason 3: Lou Thesz was better in kayfabe.
Lou Thesz was an undefeated champion of the world for an entire decade. He managed to wrestle well over a thousand consecutive matches against the top stars of the era without losing a single time. In terms of win/loss record Lou Thesz is the one of the most dominant talents in the history of the business.
CM Punk has last repeatedly to names such as Chavo Guerrero, Dolph Ziggler or John Morrison. He has never, ever been presented as dominant.
Lou Thesz was presented as the unambiguous best wrestler in the world. CM Punk, for the majority of his career, hasn't even been presented as the best wrestler in the company.
Reason 4: Lou Thesz was better outside of kayfabe
CM Punk has no actual legitimate credentials; Lou Thesz has knocked off Olympic quality wrestlers in legitimate contests. Thesz has real experience of shoot fighting, having to defend himself in legitimate contests when guys went into business for themselves.
Karl Gotch, a former Olympian and famous martial arts expert once attempted a double cross on Thesz and several of his ribs by deliberately botching a backdrop. From that point on the match degenerated into a shoot fight, which the severely injured Lou Thesz won in a matter of minutes.
Lou Thesz actually knows what he's doing and has experiences of doing it. He was a batter and more experienced legit fighter than CM Punk.
Reason 5: Lou Thesz was more entertaining
JMT is going to try and tell you that Lou Thesz is boring. This is stupid, and displays are rather pitiable attitude of "If I'm not entertained by something then nobody else is allowed to be entertained by it either."
Lou Thesz wasn't trying to entertain JMT, he wasn't trying to entertain you and wasn't trying to entertain me. Lou Thesz was trying to entertain wrestling crowds in the 1950's, and he was unbelievably good at it.
The measure of how entertaining a person was is simply to look at how many people they entertain. Lou Thesz entertained more people than CM Punk, ergo he was more entertaining; it is very simple logic.
Does anyone really think that in 50 years time the early work of Hulk Hogan is still going to stand up? In 200 years when we're watching wrestling in fully immersive 3D holograms that anyone will want to go back and watch CM Punk? Of course they won't. And in 200 year time some small minded idiots are going to claim that Punk, Cena, Hogan, Savage and the like weren't entertaining; and they'll be just as wrong and stupid then and JMT is now.
Thesz entertained more people. He was more entertaining.
Thesz was better an entertaining people than his contemporaries. Punk is worse at entertaining people than his contemporaries.
This shouldn't be hard.
Reason 6: Is it 6? I'm not really counting at this point. Ahem...
Reason 6: JMT doesn't really know what he is talking about.
JMT has been having great fun these past few days sulking that everyone who votes against him is an ignorant sheep. Eventually he got called on this due to the fact that he knows nothing about Lou Thesz, and was heard to protest that he was in fact better informed on Thesz than 90% of the forum.
With that comment in mind, I present a not wholly comprehensive list of 'shit JMT either got wrong or made up'.
1) Punk has already seen and much more. Punk might not have an amateur wrestling background, but hes a practitioner in jiu-jitsu and Kickboxing, and I guarantee you Thesz never stepped in the ring with someone well versed in either area.
CM Punk, to the best of my knowledge, possess a white belt in (the lowest rank belt that is given to beginners) and zero kick boxing qualifications. In other words he's roughly as accomplished in the world of martial arts as I am.
Let us talk a look through Lou Thesz's history and see if we can come up with any martial artists who can rival CM Punk's
mastery.
Karl Gotch: Legendary martial artist. Lost to Lou Thesz.
Antonio Inoki: Martial arts "practitioner". Lost to Lou Thesz.
Rikidozan: Legendary martial artist and sumo wrestler. Lost to Lou Thesz.
El Canek: Legendary pro wrester and MMA fighter. Lost to Lou Thesz.
Seiji Sakaguchi: Fifth degree judo blackbelt and 1965 All Japan Judo Champion. Lost to Lou Thesz.
So yeah; Thesz can walk over one of the best Judo competitors in the whole world, but stick him against somebody who is a fan of Jiu-Jitsu and he doesn't stand a chance? You're either ignorant or you are deluding yourself.
2) Shit, did he ever see an elbow off the top rope? Nope, which is why Punk has the ultimate advantage.
And there we have it. Proof that you've never actually watched Thesz matches. Of course he's seen a fucking elbow off the top rope. Guys like Don Leo Jonathan used to pull that kind of crap out all the time. Traditionally Lou Thesz would move out of the way, then win the match.
3) Maybe if Punk didnt have any shoot credentials you may have an argument, but thats not the case with Punk.
I think you need to look up the word "credentials" because I don't think it means what you think it means.
4) But why is it that I cant find any enjoyment from the man who carried the business at that time? Hmmm
maybe because it fucking sucked? Yes, that would be it. And no, its not personal preference.
And whilst we're dealing with the issue of you not knowing what fairly basic English words mean, I think you ought to look up "personal preference" as well.
The industry did not universally suck during Thesz's era. If it had then it wouldn't have made money.
5) The people of the time might have enjoyed watching Lou Thesz wrestle, but I dont put stock in that for a couple of reasons. Reason #1 was that they were fans of wrestling and the overall show is what drew them to the arena.
OK; at this point you are quite frankly embarrassing yourself. If you don't know shit about Lou Thesz then that's fine, nobody is going to think any the less of you.
You keep whining on and on about other people voting for Thesz without a knowledge of his career just to try and make themselves look intelligent; but literally the only person in this thread pretending to know things that they don't is you. You're the only one trying to make yourself look more intelligent than you are here.
The overall show drew people instead of Lou Thesz? Then why did cards with Lou Thesz draw roughly four times as many fans as cards without him? Why did Thesz and Rocca combined draw more gates of 10000+ than the next ten more popular wrestlers in the world combined?
If these people were just fans of wrestling and not of Thesz, then most names from the 1950's would have managed to outdraw names like Rock, Undertaker and CM Punk from the modern age. But no; Lou Thesz is the only man who managed that. And that is because he was more entertaining then anyone else.
Billy Watson vs. Gorgeous George would draw nearly the same amount of fans to the arena as Lou Thesz vs. either one of them.
Billy Watson and Gorgeous George drew fewer gates over 10,000 in their
entire careers combined than Lou Thesz drew in the course of about three years of his.
You. Do. Not. Know. What. You. Are. Talking. About. Just. Admit. It. Please.
Seriously; it's just embarrising at this point.
Reason 7: In conclusion
Lou Thesz was a better wrestler than CM Punk because he we batter at entertaining people. He entertained more people for longer and drew more money doing it. Dave Meltzar named Thesz one of the highest draws of all time, even without adjusting for inflation or population growth. Therefore Thesz is the greater professional wrester.
Lou Thesz was a better wrestler than CM Punk because he had more influence on the business. He changed the nature and shape of the industry forever. He is the reason that wrestling took off in Japan. He is the reason that wrestling took off in the US. He has fingers in the rise of Lucha Libra and even made a significant contribution to the popularity of MMA. CM Punk in contrast has changed the business in no way. Therefore Thesz is the grater professional wrestler.
Lou Thesz was a better wrestler than CM Punk because he accomplished more. He rose to the very top of the industry at a time when far fewer guys managed it. In Punk's era you get well over twenty different guys on to during the course of a decade. During Thesz's era only three guys made it to the top in twenty years, and he was the most dominant. Thesz led the wrestling world as one of the most dominant champions of all time. CM Punk is a paper champion playing second fiddle to John Cena. Therefore Lou Thesz is the greater professional wrestler.
Lou Thesz was a better professional wrestler than CM Punk because he had better credentials both in kayfabe and in real life. Thesz was actually an accomplished shoot fighter used to battling against Olympic wrestlers, sumos and martial arts masters. CM Punk has a beginner's rank in BJJ. Lou Thesz went undefeated for four and a half hears fighting against the titans on the industry. CM Punk loses regularly to absolute nobodies. Therefore Lou Thesz is the greater professional wrestler.
Lou Thesz was a better professional wrestler because I say so. And I know what I'm talking about.