Make A Joke About One Of The Forum Members

[D-Man]

D-Man is sitting in his locker room when his manager walks in.

Manager: "Great news champ. I got you another rematch next week."

D-Man: "Awesome."

Manager: "Yeah it's a submission match."

D-Man: "WHAT???"

Manager: "Is something wrong?"

D-Man: "I don't know how to do any submissions!"

Manager: "You mean....."

D-Man: "Yes.....I can only do covers."

D-man walked into a bar. Ouch.

I'm just about positive IC is gay...how do I know this? His dick tastes like D-Man's ass.

Knock knock

Who's there?

D-Man.

D-Man who?

D-MAN broke down as his mother's Alzheimers had gotten to the point where she no longer remembered who he was.

 

[JGlass]

Well your right I don't have ONE brain, I have multiple: one in my head and one up my ass. That means I'm both book and street smart.
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Two brains, and neither one knows whether to use your or you're.

Damn right, I've seen you walk into bars. The only thing that happens is all the women simultaneously leave.

 

[Paralyzer Z]

Two brains, and neither one knows whether to use your or you're.



Damn right, I've seen you walk into bars. The only thing that happens is all the women simultaneously leave.

Actually that was the damn spell check

 

[Johnny Scumm]

That's what they all blame it on zrise.

Fuck, GS'sB is in here, he'll pull some cracking jokes.

 

[Miko]

IC25 and D-Man both become erect during an amatuer wrestling match with each other. Lord Sidious says he's delighted at finally seeing some stiff competition.

 

[Lee]

Which forum member don't you want at your party? Killjoy. Also Sid/Tm as they're creepy.

 

[The Doctor]

What's the difference between a middle school teacher and a locomotive?

Spoiler

Sully raped and killed a girl in 1997.

 

[Via Armbar]

Spoiler

Division Blade

 

[The Crock]

 

[George Steele's Barber]

George Steele's Barber's penis is two inches...















...from the floor.

Ha! Take that George Steele's Barber. With your giant penis, friendly disposition and above average credit scores.

 

[Pepe Silvia]

Knock Knock.

Who's there?

IrishCanadian25, I can't reach the doorbell.

SHORT JOKES

 

[One Punch Doug Crashin]

Nobody made a Doug Crashin joke yet?

 

[The Doctor]

How do you make Doug Crashin cry?

Kill his family.

 

[The Crock]

You do more than enough of that yourself, Doug.

 

[The Crock]

How do you make Doug Crashin cry?

Kill his family.

Not like somebody already used that joke, right? RIGHT?!

 

[The Doctor]

Not like somebody already used that joke, right? RIGHT?!

Did they? Shit, I didn't check. Apologies, I had three hours of sleep last night and was tossing and turning for a bit before giving up and browsing here. I see Crashin, and blammo, lazy anti-joke time.

 

[The Crock]

Spoiler

Mark Henry for RAW MVP.

 

[Pepe Silvia]

Did they? Shit, I didn't check. Apologies, I had three hours of sleep last night and was tossing and turning for a bit before giving up and browsing here. I see Crashin, and blammo, lazy anti-joke time.

Excuses, excuses

 

[George Steele's Barber]

How many TNA marks does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three, one to screw in the bulb and the other two to continue slobbin' Bischoff's and Hogan's knobs.

Why did Dizzy cross the road?

I don't know but if TNA does something shitty, the important thing is that WWE once did something shittier.

 

[Johnny Scumm]

George Steele's Barber's penis is two inches...









...from the floor.

Ha! Take that George Steele's Barber. With your giant penis, friendly disposition and above average credit scores.

I've given out too much rep.

 

[¡Roján!]

"Mum, mum, what's the worst name imaginable?"
"Abyss' Two Front Teeth"

 

[Miko]

How many forum members does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One, Slyfox holds the bulb and the world revolves around him.

 

[Tequila Dave]

Hey, have you heard about that Julio Cruz guy? He knob is huge. Heh. I bet it gets sucked, like, all the time. Fucking loser.

 

[Lee]

By his uncle.

 

[Tequila Dave]

By his uncle.

Not necessarily a bad thing.