Lord Sidious is a creepy homosexual (and other assorted creepy tales)

[Macca]

Fuck, man. Bleeding in the inside of my mouth from biting down after reading the "I've been jerking off to Tenta's FB pics" sentence.

Also, starting to get concerned there is some sort of bisexual revolution taking place here in WZ. Everyone stay on your guard...

 

[D-Man]

This is the creepiest, most uncomfortable thread I have ever read.

In other words...

THREAD

OF

THE

YEAR

 

[nightmare]

The PM's in this thread are creepy. Like Bruno level of creepy.

.......That is all.

 

[gd]

My favorite move which is not done all that often, is when a guy goes into the corner, and another guy pulls him by the front of his trunks into the turnbuckle or outside. Always try to catch a sneak peek what they got inside.

Mine as well. This man has good taste.

 

[Turd Ferguson]

Sid's favorite move is the denshuke driver.

 

[Alex]

I think what makes it wierder is that Sidious seemed to hate everything and everyone

 

[X]

Why not, I'll post up another one. This is the last part of this particular PM conversation that we had been having at the time, and is just him sending me a creepy PM without quoting anything I said. It starts getting a bit more personal in this one.

PM #4

Spoiler

I know I realized I was gay probably in the 7th Grade, but never fully accepted it until about 5 years ago.

But I think I learned about it when I was in the Swim Team locker room for the first time and watching guys change into their swimsuits. Oh, the memories.

Out of curiosity, do you have any memories of the high school locker room you want to share or any descriptions of guys in their underwear (preferably briefs) that you remember from your locker room days?

I absolutely love hearing about sightings ... underwear descriptions along with the guys stats who was seen changing.

SAVOR THE TASTE OF EMOTIONAL CHILDHOOD TRAUMA OR SOMETHING SIMILAR!

Maybe I'll post another one later tonight.


I've got a really juicy one about Norcal on the horizon. Stay tuned.

 

[FunKay the Inevitable]

Seemed like he wanted to feed off of your own past X.

 

[X]

Seemed like he wanted to feed off of your own past X.

It was just weird man. I mean, the locker room we had at my high school there was never a need to change out of anything other than putting on some shorts or sweats or some shit. I was never an athlete or anything so it's not like I was in there catching peeks at dudes changing or some shit.

He REALLY likes underwear if you can't tell yet.

 

[Via Armbar]

 

[¡Roján!]

This thread just went from weird, to wrestlezone weird.

 

[Mr. Steve]

 

[Turd Ferguson]

Jesus Christ, I'm just picturing him sitting at his computer *********ing as he sends the PM.

GOOD GOD WHY AM I PICTURING THIS

 

[Via Armbar]

Jesus Christ, I'm just picturing him sitting at his computer *********ing as he sends the PM.

GOOD GOD WHY AM I PICTURING THIS

Hey man don't feel bad, he has a way with words and paints a picture with them. It's basically poetry.

 

[Blue Chipper]

Jesus Christ, I'm just picturing him sitting at his computer *********ing as he sends the PM.

GOOD GOD WHY AM I PICTURING THIS

I hope X didn't conform to Sidious' inquiry. Otherwise, a perfectly innocent computer monitor was undoubtedly soiled.

 

[Lee]

 

[Via Armbar]

One mans trash is another mans JO material.

 

[Serious Mozzarella]

It's impressive how well he can type with one hand.

 

[Sully]

Ok these aren't funny anymore..I'm actually starting to get really creeped out. I don't think I want to go to Gym class anymore...

 

[Turd Ferguson]

I want to know if he finds skidmarks to be a turn-on or turn-off.

 

[Lee]

 

[Via Armbar]

I want to know if he finds skidmarks to be a turn-on or turn-off.

He's gotta love em, what else would he find attractive about underwear? He calls the Sidmarks.

 

[Lee]

The Sidmarks...new faction there like!

 

[Serious Mozzarella]

Ok these aren't funny anymore..I'm actually starting to get really creeped out. I don't think I want to go to Gym class anymore...

Don't worry, nobody's attracted to you, straight or gay.

 

[Sully]

Don't worry, nobody's attracted to you, straight or gay.

Because you'd be able to tell that over the internet. Oh wait..I'm an idiot..there's your response...then I'll throw in the fact that you only think I'm idiot because of my opinion. Then you'll bring up the fact that my opinion made no sense and that pedos are in no way the same as gays, and then I'll bring up my argument that they are both sexual attractions. And then you'll say once again that it makes no sense, and I'll repeat it again and say you're stupid if you don't see it.

There...I just saved 25 pages of unnecessary arguing.