Kombat Diaries: Konfessions of a Kanadian Kid

[KombatAlt]

Before I put on my Team Canada pajamas and head on off to bead, I would just like to state that I will be turning Face, starting tomorrow morning. That's right, no more bad-tasting jokes, no more hitting on women, or men, or men I thought were women, or klunderbunker, no more gay posts, no more reading Deadman's posts, no more bowing down to NorCal, and no more appreciating Santino Marella over Roddy Piper. I would also like to say that Lee-Generation X is the real asshole here, not Spunky, who's actually a really cool guy. The reason for this face turn was because you people really betrayed me when you didn't vote me as creepiest poster. So I thought if I can't be a creepy heel, maybe I'll belong as a cool face.
Oh yea and stay tuned for:
Kombat Diaries, Ep.3
Goodnight ladies, gentlemen, klunderbunker, and asshole (Lee)
I'm joking Lee is a cool guy too. If only he was Canadian, and a Santino fan...A jobber can dream, a jobber can dream...


Edit: I will also keep the emoticons too a minimum

 

[Mr. TM]

Maybe I should rename you Canadian Tim

 

[KombatAlt]

No, Tim is too much of a badass name for a lower midcard guy like me

 

[Mr. TM]

Nah, you will fit right in.

 

[KombatAlt]

Nah, you will fit right in.

It'll be hard for me to hold in the innappropriate jokes flying through my head. I have no self control whatsoever. Maybe that should be my gimmick...

 

[KombatAlt]

Goodnight, WrestleZone.

 

[My$terio_Fan]

Are you a friend of TM's? Hmmmmm, it would make sence!

 

[Rusty]

Either that, or he is a person we already know, who might be banned.

*cough* Deadman *cough*.

 

[My$terio_Fan]

Either that, or he is a person we already know, who might be banned.

*cough* Deadman *cough*.

AKA TM's friend....I thought taker/savage was deadman's alt. He could possibly have dial up which would make his IP's different. If they are all from the same town or state it would be a weird conicendence.

 

[Sparky]

I still think...







It don't mmatter what I think.

 

[KombatAlt]

Rusty, I have a confession... I am your alter ego.

 

[SavageTaker]

AKA TM's friend....I thought taker/savage was deadman's alt. He could possibly have dial up which would make his IP's different. If they are all from the same town or state it would be a weird conicendence.

I am not Deadman's alt.Jeez.

I dont have dial-up either,i have road runner turbo from brighthouse.


I live in Orlando,Fl.IDK where he lives at.


Again i am not Deadman's alt!!!

 

[KombatAlt]

I'm not deadman's alt either. My jokes and my posts are ACTUALLY funny and intelligent. I'm Just one of many alter egos *cough*Rusty*cough*

 

[Lee]

Funny?

No

Complete Dick?

Yes

 

[KombatAlt]

I've been getting rep from people with 11 green bars. 90% of the rep comments say either " LOL, LMAO, OMG thats going in my sig, HAHAH!, I think i love you!, that'll get you infracted but it sure as hell is funny, yea i know santino rulz"

 

[KombatAlt]

As much as I disliked you before, I like you now that I've read some of your funny insults to other people, and because I turned face.

 

[Cena's Little Helper]

At least you stopped asking for rep in every single one of your posts. But, Deadman is still funnier than you, although half of his funniness is unintentional.

 

[Mr. TM]

These new n00bs are incredible!

 

[Shock]

Either that, or he is a person we already know, who might be banned.

*cough* Deadman *cough*.

Well I'm pretty sure he actually likes Deadman (or himself)...

 

[KombatAlt]

At least you stopped asking for rep in every single one of your posts. But, Deadman is still funnier than you, although half of his funniness is unintentional.

Hence funny and intelligent...
But no more crude jokes for me, already got a few warnings...

 

[Rusty]

Bastard tried to take me down with him.