It's time for the May 26th edition of Impact Wrestling and another running diary. Hopefully the momentum will continue from what I thought was a very solid show last week.
9:00 - Seeing the Savage tribute graphic just made me think; how much does it suck that Lethal isn't around for this? I would have loved to see him bring back Black Machismo for one night in tribute to Savage. That could have been a great moment for TNA that probably would have gotten some good attention. Alas.
9:01 - I hate fake melodies made to sound like real songs. I guess Dreamer's theme should be called "Guy in the Crate."
9:03 - No! The theme says "Fortune four!" They have five members now! It burns my ears! Make it stop! MAKE IT STOP!!!
(Yes, that's how stupid some of you sound. Get the fuck over it already.)
9:05 - Trash can lids really suck as weapons. That's a lesson for you kids out there. Stick to handguns.
9:06 - The Pele Kick is still one of my favorite moves to see. Always fun!
9:07 - What the hell is Dreamer is wearing? He looks like a fat Juventud Guerrera.
9:09 - So that's it? A clean win for Styles and Daniels? Hard to imagine this is really the end of the feud, but I wonder what the next step will be.
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9:14 - Who did Anderson actually "hoodwink," Taz? He just attacked Sting from behind wearing a costume. Come on now.
9:15 - Dammit. I was hoping for Alex Wright.
9:17 - Anderson flew Disco out from Vegas? Which casino was he working in? And who's cleaning the bathroom while he's gone?
9:18 - LOL at Anderson interrupting Disco with Sting's trademark howl.
9:19 - Um, Mr. Inferno? You're only ten years younger than Sting. I don't think you grew up a Sting fan.
9:20 - This is a big waste of a segment. If you're going to pay someone to cameo, why not get Lex Luger or Rick Steiner or someone who Sting actually had a relationship with? Or even better, why not get a heel like Flair or Scott Steiner to join in on the Sting bashing and make it something where Sting just comes out to end the mockery?
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9:27 - Eric should suggest that he and his "best friend" start calling themselves the "Young Guns." He'll love that idea.
9:28 - Young and Gunner recreating the Fingerpoke of Doom will only be compete if Gillberg runs out to break up the party.
9:31 - Using the "eye candy" insult against Velvet is nothing new, but coming from ODB in this context is powerful. It plays on the complaint that many TNA fans have had about Velvet through the years, especially when people like ODB, Gail Kim, Kong, etc. have left the company.
9:33 - Nice little hype promo for the Angle/RVD match and the "Wrestling Matters" mantra. Cool touch. Let's hope the match actually lives up to it.
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9:39 - Did we really need another injury angle with a member of Fortune? First AJ's neck, and now Roode's arm.
9:41 - James Storm is NOT Jesus, people. Glad we finally got that question answered.
9:42 - "Sorry 'bout your damn papers." Hmmm, not quite as catchy.
9:43 - So Pope's more worried about Devon's kids than going after a title belt? That's not strange at all!
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9:49 - Why would Angle want Morgan to destroy Jarrett before they get a chance to fight? Seems a little strange for him.
9:51 - Hey, could we keep this "where is Karen going to sit" thing going a while longer? Ratings must be going through the roof!
9:53 - Elbows in the corner, big boot to the face, fall-away slam... Morgan whole moveset is a tribute to The Outsiders.
9:55 - Nothing like a kiss between two heels to get those fans booing. Maybe Hogan and Bischoff will try that in their next promo.
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10:01 - Wow, they didn't waste any time. That kiss is coming right up!
10:03 - Hogan just came from seeing "Kung Fu Panda 2" in 3D and forgot to change his glasses.
10:08 - Hmmm, I wonder who they'll bring in for the Ultimate X Match. I'll bet Lethal makes a comeback. Maybe Elix Skipper? Low Ki? Sonjay Dutt? Or will it be new faces from Mexico? Could be cool.
10:10 - Kendrick's mic work reminds me of Raven. But only if Raven had sucked.
10:12 - It's Kendrick's destiny to job to Abyss? Fate's a bitch.
10:13 - So the doctors won't clear Roode to wrestle, but they'll let Angelina go out there completely doped out of her mind? Sometimes I think my intelligence isn't being respected by wrestling writers.
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10:18 - I like Winter's "Evil Raccoon" veil.
10:21 - Winter's not on the level of Tara and Mickie in the ring, but she's not terrible either. I've seen much worse from the Divas.
10:24 - Hopefully Mickie will find a way to break the spell, otherwise this gimmick is going to start getting old quickly. It's just too ridiculous.
10:26 - Nice to see Kaz do something relevant for once. He was starting to get a serious "that other guy" feeling in Fortune.
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10:34 - I might have thought Kendrick could steal the title here if not for the Kazarian attack earlier. Pretty clear he'll be the one to finally taken Abyss down, especially since he did the job last week.
10:36 - I don't know if an Abyss who quotes Sun Tzu is as good as the old psychopath. I prefer that "caged monster" character because it's always cool when he snaps on the people who used him.
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10:43 - And now, making it's long-awaited return to television... the TELEVISION Championship!
10:44 - Wow, what jobberific music Gunner has.
10:46 - Hopefully this feud evolves into more than a joke. They've worked too hard to build up that title to make it a mockery.
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10:50 - Jeff picks RVD to wrestle. RVD points to Jeff as he enters. Could a heel turn be in the works?
10:52 - Now that McMahon/Savage is over, I guess it's fair to call Angle/Jarret "wrestling's most personal rivalry."
10:53 - Between "Queen of the Mountain" and "Queen of the Horse-Faces," Karen has a lot of responsibility.
10:57 - Taz really needs to pick an alignment and stick with it. If he's going to be Bobby Heenan then just run with it all the way. Don't spend 75% of the show talking like a face and then pull this crap.
10:59 - Nice DDT counter to the Angle Slam. Never seen that before.
11:01 - Angle wins cleanly. I really wasn't sure they'd go that route, but I'm glad they did for the match that got hyped up and down as reflecting "Wrestling Matters." A screwjob finish would have been very disappointing. That said, the match could have used a little stipulation to increase the interest level. If Angle and Jarrett got to pick the opponents, why not make these matches relevant to their eventual PPV showdown?
Well, that does it. Pretty decent action throughout the night, though never a big "WOW" moment. The Styles/Daniels vs. Ray/Dreamer match and the Angle vs. RVD match were nice bookends for a "Wrestling Matters" night.
One question, what the hell happened with Pope and Devon? They had Pope cut his promo and said "Still To Come," but then we never saw him or Devon. Did I miss something?