Sorry for having to take last week off, but between the NFL Draft and NBA Playoffs I was a busy boy. I did watch iMPACT! last week and it was fine; no glaring bad spots or overly impressive moments. Let's hope this week gives us something to talk about!
9:01 - TNA's security team looks a little thin. Are there any other former European Champions they could add? Get Perry Saturn on the phone!
9:03 - "He... no SHE will deal with you then, Hulk." Total swerve job to make us think it's Dixie. It won't be.
9:05 - Love hearing Roode take charge on the mic. Hope that's a sign of the overdue push we've all be calling for.
9:07 - "All you've done is rape and steal from this company. Rape and steal from these fans!" BOBBY F'N ROODE, ladies and gentlemen! This is awesome!
9:08 - Using Lethal's firing in the promo was great. Cranked the intensity up a notch and drew the crowd in as well.
9:10 - So Velvet's feuding with Karen AND Angelina now? Shouldn't she learn to wrestle first?
9:12 - Did "killer mermaids" get as big a laugh in the Pirates of the Caribbean production meetings as it just did in my living room?
9:15 - Matt's calling in someone special to deal with Beer Money. Maybe Dixie will be his partner and Jeff will show up as the guy helping the Network! RUSSO SWERVE!
9:18 - The Amazing Bloody makes his debut against Suicide III.
9:20 - Would it have killed them to use the word "X-Division" once during that match?
9:26 - As someone who enjoyed a 1/2 price margarita tonight, I can't hate on this Cinco de Mayo segment. VIVA LA ENCHILADA!!
9:28 - Anarchia still sounds like an Italian doing a bad accent. Sorry homes!
9:29 - Booking Tip for the Night; get a heel stable over before you spend several minutes on a segment like this. Time's a wastin!
9:30 - Bonus Booking Tip; attacks on people nobody cares about don't generate heat.
9:32 - Shannon Moore may not respect things like rules, sportsmanship, and wrestling legends, but he loves our country. Everybody cheer now! He's a face again! YIPPEE!!
9:37 - Since I wasn't here last week, I want to take a moment to give Daniels huge props for putting Gunner over last week. Made him look like a legit beast.
9:40 - While the win last week and the exposure in this match is great for Gunner, it's all meaningless if you don't let the guy cut a promo soon. He's always going to look like a meaningless Immortal lackey if you don't get him on the mic to establish his personality beyond "super intense musclehead." It also further bastardizes the Television Title.
9:43 - I think Dreamer was just pissed off that we all included him on our "Who Should TNA Release?" lists recently. Don't take it out on AJ! JERK!
9:49 - Too bad Dreamer's not a former European Champion, huh? Job security for life!
9:51 - Winter's crossed "eons of time" to find Angelina? Did she not see all of the strip clubs on the way?
9:58 - This Karen segment sucked enough last week. Did we really need a continuation?
9:59 - Never noticed it before, but Jeff Jarrett looks a lot like chef Gordon Ramsay.
10:03 - LOL @ Jeff pointing to his watch and leaving the ring. Classic heel stuff there right out of the Bobby Heenan playbook.
10:05 - If Gordan Ramsay was serving Jeff's ass on a silver platter, how would he garnish it?
10:06 - I've had too much tequila tonight.
10:07 - We're all losers in a Rob Terry/Murphy match. Does that mean we have to leave town, too?
10:13 - Did they just give Murphy some old Chris Jericho "Lionheart" pants that Bischoff had in storage?
10:16 - I hope those Jericho pants are worth something on EBay. See ya, Murphy!
10:22 - "If you're gonna stay out of my way, you stay out of my DAMN way!" Sounds like Crimson's going to be the next Batista.
10:24 - So wait... Velvet's feuding with two different people, and meanwhile Mickie James is defending the belt against Miss Tessmacher?
10:26 - This is brutal. You can hear the spots being called during awkward pauses. Yikes.
10:33 - Wouldn't it make way more sense to have Mickie involved with the Winter/Beautiful People story? You could have Winter going after Mickie for the title and using Angelina as a shield/soldier, then Mickie turning to Velvet and the two of them working together. Tara doesn't need Mickie to fight for her freedom, but Velvet could sure use some help.
10:34 - Amazing Red is walking with the other X-Division guys backstage. I guess he's going to be Amazing Red AND Sangriento? Why?
10:39 - I'll admit it; I chuckled at Bischoff's "grow a foot-and-a-half" line.
10:54 - We've jumped ahead thanks to some long entrances and some more Zombielina Love antics. I'm getting sleepy, TNA.
10:55 - So Angelina can absorb all kinds of punishment, but one missed elbow-drop sends her rolling to the floor? Sometimes I hate wrestling.
10:58 - At this point, I'm hoping Kurt's mistress is fitness guru Jillian Michaels. Once she's done beating Karen's ass, she can work with Samoa Joe on his weight loss goals.
11:00 - When I first saw the "You're Next" car and heard the Goldberg name-drop, I shook my head at the cheap hype. But once they showed it was a prank by the X-Division guys, I actually didn't mind as much.
Well, that's it for another iMPACT! and another diary. Can't say I loved this episode much. Roode's promo was epic, but it was otherwise a very weak night with no real progression in stories of actual interest. Way too much of the Knockouts!
9:01 - TNA's security team looks a little thin. Are there any other former European Champions they could add? Get Perry Saturn on the phone!
9:03 - "He... no SHE will deal with you then, Hulk." Total swerve job to make us think it's Dixie. It won't be.
9:05 - Love hearing Roode take charge on the mic. Hope that's a sign of the overdue push we've all be calling for.
9:07 - "All you've done is rape and steal from this company. Rape and steal from these fans!" BOBBY F'N ROODE, ladies and gentlemen! This is awesome!
9:08 - Using Lethal's firing in the promo was great. Cranked the intensity up a notch and drew the crowd in as well.
9:10 - So Velvet's feuding with Karen AND Angelina now? Shouldn't she learn to wrestle first?
9:12 - Did "killer mermaids" get as big a laugh in the Pirates of the Caribbean production meetings as it just did in my living room?
9:15 - Matt's calling in someone special to deal with Beer Money. Maybe Dixie will be his partner and Jeff will show up as the guy helping the Network! RUSSO SWERVE!
9:18 - The Amazing Bloody makes his debut against Suicide III.
9:20 - Would it have killed them to use the word "X-Division" once during that match?
9:26 - As someone who enjoyed a 1/2 price margarita tonight, I can't hate on this Cinco de Mayo segment. VIVA LA ENCHILADA!!
9:28 - Anarchia still sounds like an Italian doing a bad accent. Sorry homes!
9:29 - Booking Tip for the Night; get a heel stable over before you spend several minutes on a segment like this. Time's a wastin!
9:30 - Bonus Booking Tip; attacks on people nobody cares about don't generate heat.
9:32 - Shannon Moore may not respect things like rules, sportsmanship, and wrestling legends, but he loves our country. Everybody cheer now! He's a face again! YIPPEE!!
9:37 - Since I wasn't here last week, I want to take a moment to give Daniels huge props for putting Gunner over last week. Made him look like a legit beast.
9:40 - While the win last week and the exposure in this match is great for Gunner, it's all meaningless if you don't let the guy cut a promo soon. He's always going to look like a meaningless Immortal lackey if you don't get him on the mic to establish his personality beyond "super intense musclehead." It also further bastardizes the Television Title.
9:43 - I think Dreamer was just pissed off that we all included him on our "Who Should TNA Release?" lists recently. Don't take it out on AJ! JERK!
9:49 - Too bad Dreamer's not a former European Champion, huh? Job security for life!
9:51 - Winter's crossed "eons of time" to find Angelina? Did she not see all of the strip clubs on the way?
9:58 - This Karen segment sucked enough last week. Did we really need a continuation?
9:59 - Never noticed it before, but Jeff Jarrett looks a lot like chef Gordon Ramsay.
10:03 - LOL @ Jeff pointing to his watch and leaving the ring. Classic heel stuff there right out of the Bobby Heenan playbook.
10:05 - If Gordan Ramsay was serving Jeff's ass on a silver platter, how would he garnish it?
10:06 - I've had too much tequila tonight.
10:07 - We're all losers in a Rob Terry/Murphy match. Does that mean we have to leave town, too?
10:13 - Did they just give Murphy some old Chris Jericho "Lionheart" pants that Bischoff had in storage?
10:16 - I hope those Jericho pants are worth something on EBay. See ya, Murphy!
10:22 - "If you're gonna stay out of my way, you stay out of my DAMN way!" Sounds like Crimson's going to be the next Batista.
10:24 - So wait... Velvet's feuding with two different people, and meanwhile Mickie James is defending the belt against Miss Tessmacher?
10:26 - This is brutal. You can hear the spots being called during awkward pauses. Yikes.
10:33 - Wouldn't it make way more sense to have Mickie involved with the Winter/Beautiful People story? You could have Winter going after Mickie for the title and using Angelina as a shield/soldier, then Mickie turning to Velvet and the two of them working together. Tara doesn't need Mickie to fight for her freedom, but Velvet could sure use some help.
10:34 - Amazing Red is walking with the other X-Division guys backstage. I guess he's going to be Amazing Red AND Sangriento? Why?
10:39 - I'll admit it; I chuckled at Bischoff's "grow a foot-and-a-half" line.
10:54 - We've jumped ahead thanks to some long entrances and some more Zombielina Love antics. I'm getting sleepy, TNA.
10:55 - So Angelina can absorb all kinds of punishment, but one missed elbow-drop sends her rolling to the floor? Sometimes I hate wrestling.
10:58 - At this point, I'm hoping Kurt's mistress is fitness guru Jillian Michaels. Once she's done beating Karen's ass, she can work with Samoa Joe on his weight loss goals.
11:00 - When I first saw the "You're Next" car and heard the Goldberg name-drop, I shook my head at the cheap hype. But once they showed it was a prank by the X-Division guys, I actually didn't mind as much.
Well, that's it for another iMPACT! and another diary. Can't say I loved this episode much. Roode's promo was epic, but it was otherwise a very weak night with no real progression in stories of actual interest. Way too much of the Knockouts!