John Tenta Got Me A Date

[Razor]

I did... It was fucking legendary, man. Has it been put to use in a while, Razor?

We never got it to work. We almost got one set up, but we were:

A) rather high

B) missing the shirts we were going to have made.

What were the shirts you ask? They were going to be a plain cotton T-shirt with a crude picture of a penis jammed against a brickwall, with a lightning shaped "jam" in the middle. You know, like when a cartoon character slams into a wall head-first. And on the back would be our names and stick figures giving them a thumbs up. We would wear the shirts and give them to the people we just Bonerjammed.

I fully anticipate a full Bonerjam to be accomplished this semester, though. The plans are already being put into motion.

 

[The Doctor]

Dun dun dun:

The Dugster.

Buy me that one too. And Ron Simmons. And William Regal. I want to reenact the Massive Piece of Wood scene.

 

[Tenta]

Supposed to be. I can't really tell at all since it looks like a mutated taz on steroids and somethign else. and yeah i looked at the Bonerjam thing. That idea actually makes sense, by the way.

It really did. And even then, that was too tall to either be Savio or Taz, i thought. Whoever made it should be shot on sight

 

[Tenta]

Buy me that one too. And Ron Simmons. And William Regal. I want to reenact the Massive Piece of Wood scene.

LOLZ... I wanna re-enact this scene;

[youtube]06Tr18G3w80[/youtube]

 

[Shock]

I just came into this thread. Holy shit, dude. That is the greatest way to get a date, like, ever. I can somehow see that girl signing up here soon. Just sayin'.

 

[Dave]

HOLY FREAKING SHIT!!!

 

[Tenta]

That has to be you and Flyboy!

 

[Dave]

I demand to be the bald one.

 

[The Doctor]

LOLZ... I wanna re-enact this scene;

[youtube]06Tr18G3w80[/youtube]

Heh, that too. That's my second favorite Ron Simmons one.

 

[The Doctor]

Actually, I'm half-English, half-American. I just visit Scotland to see some relatives XD.
I have no qualms about being one of the Highlanders, though. I'd love to have a giant beard like that, and I've heard kilts are really comfortable.

 

[Tenta]

I liked his one with Candice Michelle, as well:

Recent Text:

"Aw, nice guys don't finish last... You seem pretty damn good to me".

 

[Dave]

You know, sometimes I think of stuff to say. Then I think to myself, whoa! That shit just needs to stay in your head man.

 

[Tenta]

LOLZ, I'm having kind of those same moments right now... I would do awful, awful things with this woman in bed. Yet, I really can't say that now... I'd like for her to be the first to say that kinda thing.

 

[Dave]

Yeah, like right there, I was about to say:

"Tell her, you'll finish all over her tits and face"

But that's inappropriate.

 

[The Doctor]

Lemme tell ya, Tentosterone. I'm not the best guy to go to with advice about women, but this girl is a keeper. You're epic lucky, mate.

 

[Tenta]

LOL yeah not the way I want to send that kind of impression to her. Still, the thought is high up there

 

[Dave]

Lawl.

 

[Tenta]

So then question, then: What do I actually talk about on the first date. We're already texting alot... And I dunno what I'll say that date

Damn women and their texting. I knew they loved that shit, but this is ridiculous

 

[It's...Baylariat!]

So then question, then: What do I actually talk about on the first date. We're already texting alot... And I dunno what I'll say that date

Damn women and their texting. I knew they loved that shit, but this is ridiculous

Give her the gift of missing you. Tell her you're phone's battery's dying and you can't find the charger and you'll talk to her later. Works like a charm.

 

[Dave]

Ask her if she has a health certificate from her doctor.

If that fails, there's always "the Naked Man" rule

 

[Tenta]

Give her the gift of missing you. Tell her you're phone's battery's dying and you can't find the charger and you'll talk to her later. Works like a charm.

Fucking-A. Lariat, you rock!

I'll just tell her I'm going to a movie, and turning off my phone and stuff. I don't know if this is a good or bad thing she's got this thing for texting.

 

[The Doctor]

Hey, I'd be happy. When I lived in Italy I WISHED I cold be texting with my (long-distance) girlfriend 24/7.

 

[Tenta]

Hey, I'd be happy. When I lived in Italy I WISHED I cold be texting with my (long-distance) girlfriend 24/7.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, Doc!

Let's not get too carried away on this, Doc Love! I mean, we just met, and spent five hours together. I'm not sure if that makes us even friends yet, really.

 

[The Doctor]

A real record scratch moment. XD

Nah, dude, I wasn't saying that. But I hope you guys do end up like that, eventually. I mean, John fuckin Tenta got you this girl. If that doesn't qualify him for HOF status, I don't know what does.

 

[Hyorinmaru]

Sweet