John Tenta Got Me A Date

It's actually a great read, but it's really biased. But what else would you expect from Bret Hart?
 
well yeah, of course it would be biased. The man probably holds a shitload of grudges. But you can't deny the man knows the business. I mean, the man might be the only one that's angry over the Screwjob(though later interviews say otherwise). Of course it did happen to him, so it sort of gives him a right to be angry. I'm gonna try and get it, though.
 
I sense that... But when's the last time Bret ever got someone else a date?

Selfish fuck... keeping all the poon to himself;)
 
Ricky, I'm markin out to you myself, man. Shit, I hope to have that kind of smoothness, man, I really hope. But that is fucking epic. Rep to you soon just for that story.

Steven, i know the feeling. I really do hope this works. And I hope yours does. too. She sounds like a keeper.

And M_F.... if this doesn't work, who knows where i may turn to next...

Oh crap. I also had shown her that SCSA was the wallpaper of my phone. And told her that I had briefly pursued wrestling as a career. And told her that the Texas Cloverleaf was my favorite move of all-time.


Moral of the story: ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE
 
Oh crap. I also had shown her that SCSA was the wallpaper of my phone. And told her that I had briefly pursued wrestling as a career. And told her that the Texas Cloverleaf was my favorite move of all-time.


Moral of the story: ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE

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Congrats MT, that is one of the most epic stories I have ever heard. I'm pumped for you bro
 
Tenta...I'm marking out for you hard right now. Way to go. Being yourself is always the best way to go. I've never had a girl make fun of me for loving wrestling, and I'm always very upfront about it.

Heck, a girl knew full well that I was a moderator on internet wrestling forums and she still kissed me. FTW.

My new pick up line: "You know, I'm a one-section moderator of a wrestling forum.. Oh yeah."
 
Well, Thriller. It didn't last long...but that was for other reasons. If it WAS for those reasons...I'd make sure to quickly find another pretty girl and tell her how I spent a week last summer writing an essay about the downfall of WCW...just for fun.
 
hey Jake said he would tell women he was a forum administrator and they would go crazy.

I got a BJ in a Hulk Hogan shirt once.
 
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Well, for what it's worth, I don't see you as the goof with the Earthquake action figure... I see you as a Hell of a lot more... Maybe more...
 
What I say about having that phone on?!

TURN IT OFF!!! :banghead:

LOLZ, I know, I just turned it on to see if she sent me something.... Just that one thing, and I sent her a text about that a long time ago..

She sent me two:

A. That one.

B. One Thirty minutes ago.
 
Only thing is, what if I don't have enough to say about mysrlf on the first date? I mean, shit, I'm a fairly boring guy

Are you not creative? Treat it like an evening out with the buds, only this bud might have sex with you after you get to know each other better.
 
Are you not creative? Treat it like an evening out with the buds, only this bud might have sex with you after you get to know each other better.

Well, that is a great point... Already got something with this wrestling thing.

BTW, Razor, I got into your Button, Button thread. Take a good look, I'd love a spirited debate
 
Yeah, you are who you are...and no one is going to come to change you or make you any "better" than you are. So you might as well drive the heck outta the car you got....feel me?
 
Brotha, I feel ya man. Thank you brotha. I'm heading on off to bed now folks... Just wanted to thank everyone for hearing my story on out, and for giving me some good advice and such on this. I love each and every one of you wacky bastards, for better or worse
 

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