Damn i got a serving last night.

J-Dogg

The Backbreaker Machine
Fuck my face is sore, i was hanging out at one of my friends places, and i was there with my closest friends and we were in our friends room and a girl that i wanted to ask out wast there as well. She's nice and funny and attractive, and i get along with her ok as well, but i was mucking around and she started slapping me.

She slapped me a good 30 times in the face and pulled my hair and told me to be quiet like i was a kid, mind you she is a childcare/pre-school teacher, then she kicked me too. She was doing this to my 2 other friends as well but i got the brunt of it, i then said something i shouldn't have said..."You should be a Dominatrix" and then i got 3 final slaps that i thought she made my mouth bleed.

Lucky i had to pick my dad up from the train station at nearly 1am this morning, or i would have been hit again, but i am a little pissed off when i was on the phone to a girl i know the same chick hit me again.
 
Why didn't you push her off?

Well at first it was just mucking around so i was having a good time, but it was when i was just chilling with everyone else in the room, and me not saying anything she slapped me hard in my mouth. At that point i just grabbed my stuff and got in my car and sped off home.
 
I'm not sure what women in Australia consider as foreplay... but here in the States... I have a feeling she would have been slapped back... at least once... by some other guy, but definitely not me.
 
I don't know what to say...it's wrong to hit a woman in my opinion, but she just totally bitched you out. Sometimes a man's got to what a man's got to do (if you don't cold-cock her, I'm positive someone else will in the future).
 
Im not doing the Chris Brown thing and im not a woman hitter....it was sorta kinky at first it felt like she was in dominatrix mode.
 

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