John Tenta Got Me A Date

[Tenta]

LOL, well, he's getting in, make no bones about it. I'm planning on making the trip to whichever Wrestlemania it will be done at. I'll share this story if I wind up married to this woman. But I'm far too young to think about that ever happening.

 

[Tenta]

Trust me, I'm stunned. This girl is fine, too. She's one of those girls that the more time you spend with her, the prettier she gets, as it's usually the inverse

 

[The Doctor]

God, you lucky bastard. I'd be angry if it wasn't such a great story and you weren't so nice a guy.

 

[Tenta]

LOLZ, Doc, you'll find a woman. I saw your post about the Luigi syndrome, buddy. I feel for you, because that's usually me. All I can is stay yourself man. You're a good man, and I think you'll find someone soon, man. Don't worry, patience is within all...

Maybe it'll be over a Dude Love picture

 

[The Doctor]

That would be great. I could be walking in some t-shirt shop to pick up my custom Dude Love shirt and the girl behind the counter would be all "Dude Love? Like, Mick Foley? He was my favorite when I was a kid!".
Haha...wishful thinking, but it'd be nice.

Since this is my fantasy, afterwards I'd ask who her current favorite was and she'd say Kofi Kingston. BOOM, marrying material, right there.

 

[Mr. Steve]

Trust me, I'm stunned. This girl is fine, too. She's one of those girls that the more time you spend with her, the prettier she gets, as it's usually the inverse

Amen, brother! there's a girl im seeing, and im damn sure that she's playing the ignorant card, but it's true what you say. That and she's a Taker fan. Which is awsm. My ex used to be like condescendent to me when i would have my marking out moments with a friend of mine.

 

[Tenta]

lOL, you never know. It's like i said to this woman... sometimes looks can surprise, man. Just go Balls to the wall when you feel it, man

 

[Tenta]

Amen, brother! there's a girl im seeing, and im damn sure that she's playing the ignorant card, but it's true what you say. That and she's a Taker fan. Which is awsm. My ex used to be like condescendent to me when i would have my marking out moments with a friend of mine.

Oh Dear Lord, Steve, she was a wrestling fan? Those are reallt the best kind, Steve. no joke

 

[Steamboat Ricky]

Tenta...I'm marking out for you hard right now. Way to go. Being yourself is always the best way to go. I've never had a girl make fun of me for loving wrestling, and I'm always very upfront about it.

Heck, a girl knew full well that I was a moderator on internet wrestling forums and she still kissed me. FTW.

 

[Mr. Steve]

Oh Dear Lord, Steve, she was a wrestling fan? Those are reallt the best kind, Steve. no joke

Who you mean the ex? not the ex. the one im getting together with now((and im hoping to god it does cause he owes me!!) was a fan but stopped watching. her bro is a fan though, so its all kewl.

 

[My$terio_Fan]

Boo! Girls are yucky! Boo!

 

[Steamboat Ricky]

M_F...just replace Tenta with you and the girl with a dude. Then think of how awesome it would be.

 

[Tenta]

Tenta...I'm marking out for you hard right now. Way to go. Being yourself is always the best way to go. I've never had a girl make fun of me for loving wrestling, and I'm always very upfront about it.

Heck, a girl knew full well that I was a moderator on internet wrestling forums and she still kissed me. FTW.

Ricky, I'm markin out to you myself, man. Shit, I hope to have that kind of smoothness, man, I really hope. But that is fucking epic. Rep to you soon just for that story.

Steven, i know the feeling. I really do hope this works. And I hope yours does. too. She sounds like a keeper.

And M_F.... if this doesn't work, who knows where i may turn to next...

 

[Mr. Steve]

Ricky, I'm markin out to you myself, man. Shit, I hope to have that kind of smoothness, man, I really hope. But that is fucking epic. Rep to you soon just for that story.

Steven, i know the feeling. I really do hope this works. And I hope yours does. too. She sounds like a keeper.

And M_F.... if this doesn't work, who knows where i may turn to next...

Allz I hope to god is that is she gets back on the wrestling bandwagon, she marks out for Swagger, face OR heel. That would fucking make my day. BAM! marriage material right there!

Oh and her friend is a fan too, which is awesomer. Almost got in a bet with her on Taker/HBK on WM 25....almost lost cash too ..damn you taker marks!

 

[Tenta]

Fucking Epic right there... but you should know at WM, Steve, Taker isn't losing. She hoaxed you, but good.

 

[The Doctor]

These stories have given me a ton of hope for my future, and really cheered me up. I love heartwarming stuff like this.

 

[Mr. Steve]

Fucking Epic right there... but you should know at WM, Steve, Taker isn't losing. She hoaxed you, but good.

Lol almost said "50 bucks Taker loses..." then I did a recap when I realized that I was going against 3 that rooted for him. After the match I went "FUCK!" and was glad i didn't lose any cash. Damn! and dont say what if HBK won cause I could cry a fucking river right here and now.

 

[Tenta]

Doc don't lose hope, man. Just always be yourself, man. You can never give up hope, brother. You're a good man. hold on out.

And Steve, I must LOLZ at you, sir. It was Taker at Mania. Where was the logic in shawn winning?

 

[Mr. Steve]

Doc don't lose hope, man. Just always be yourself, man. You can never give up hope, brother. You're a good man. hold on out.

And Steve, I must LOLZ at you, sir. It was Taker at Mania. Where was the logic in shawn winning?

Aw come on! if anyone's gonna take down Taker at mania, it makes sense for Shawn to do it. It's one of the guys I would. Besides I like to play the odds lol. I'm a crazy bastard like that.

And Doc, just be you and shit works out for you in the end. Legends never die dude!

 

[The Doctor]

Yeah, man. Thanks. It really means a lot.

Still, now we have even more epic Tenta stories. Not only did the man win a sumo fight by STARING at his opponent, he also got you a date! This proves it: John Tenta can do it all.

 

[Tenta]

Tenta is indeed more than a man, he was legend.

And the guy he stared down in Japan was a legend, too. Does anyone have the footage of that?

 

[The Doctor]

I think it was a spontaneous thing that happened at a bar, if I remember Bret's autobiography correctly.

 

[The Doctor]

I'd love to continue talking with you awesome guys and stay up for the LD but my parents are going to make me go to bed.

'Night, all.

 

[Tenta]

Night, Doc. Keep faith.

Alas, I do remember one shoot situation in the ring where they started to do a shoot fight, and the other guy ran scared of Earthquake. I know it was on a botchamania once.

 

[Mr. Steve]

I'd love to continue talking with you awesome guys and stay up for the LD but my parents are going to make me go to bed.

'Night, all.

k, man. Night.

wait..what LD? what'd i miss?