It's that time of the month.

[Coco]

You know, the time of the month where all the long time regulars turn the bar room into a giant circle jerk. Which is just dandy. I loves me some truth tellin' about FalKon. That's said, I can't help but feel slighted. Nobody is bashing me nearly as hard as the other newbs. I feel like a thread is necessary to correct this oversight. Maybe this will be that thread.

 

[Барбоса]

The douchebaggery is definitely being doled out in spades.

I'm sure it won't be long before some is flung your way, Coco

 

[Coco]

Excellent.

 

[Blade]

Coco! You absolute turdmonkey!

Happy?

 

[Monkey_Mania]

Pathetic.

 

[Coco]

Pathetic.

Mmmm.

 

[Барбоса]

Bathe in it, Coco

 

[FromTheSouth]

Do all the regulars take over and say everything sucks at the end of the month? I've never noticed.

 

[The Doctor]

So, who likes cake?

 

[RVDgurl]

So, who likes cake?

OMG....I fucking love cake.

 

[FromTheSouth]

Hold on, I'm serious.

Is bashing the n00bs a monthly thing? Like, do we come out of the woodwork at the end of the month and start doing it? That could be a problem.....


We should be doing it daily. These n00bs suck.

 

[Razor]

You know, the time of the month where all the long time regulars turn the bar room into a giant circle jerk. Which is just dandy. I loves me some truth tellin' about FalKon. That's said, I can't help but feel slighted. Nobody is bashing me nearly as hard as the other newbs. I feel like a thread is necessary to correct this oversight. Maybe this will be that thread.

I was complimented all last night. Does that mean I get a thread bashing me as well? That wouldn't be fun.

 

[Jane]

UGH I hate noobs. SOOOO annoying. And all they do is post in the bar. Pathetic.

 

[Coco]

I was complimented all last night. Does that mean I get a thread bashing me as well? That wouldn't be fun.

Quit it. We can't all be as cool as you.

 

[Murfish]

Doesn't mean that most of this year's crop doesn't suck.

 

[Razor]

Quit it. We can't all be as cool as you.

So what do I do now? Do I actually berate people? I've kept it to the noob thread because I felt it was necessary to be a sarcastic douche. But if I have to make fun of you guys since I'm a cool kid, I will. Have to stay with the clique, ya dig?

 

[gd]

I wonder if I was even mentioned. We'll since once I find this here thread u speaks of.

 

[Freddy4190]

Funnel cake?

 

[Sparky]

Nobody wants to know when your on your rags bro.

 

[C.M.]

Nobody wants to know when your on your rags bro.

Sparky!!!