Is John Cena the greatest professional troll today?

[The Talon]

I mean, take his Star Wars promo last Monday night for example. The sheer corniness of it caused a massive firestorm here. But he knows it, he knows that his mere existence already gets a rise out of millions of people. He does because he knows that you can't do anything about him. But, doesn't get suspended or perma-banned, he just keeps on going. Every week, he's there, still appealing to the children & females of the WWE Universe. He even mocks you smarks on rare occasions. He knows all of your complaints about him, but he doesn't give a shit.



He truly is an inspiration for trolls everywhere.

 

[Mr Mikey Mike]

Good point I've never thought of it that way but oh well ain't shit we can do about it.

 

[Diet Soda]

Same can be said for The Rock circa '99. Though that predates the term.

 

[Remix]

Not while Jeritroll is around.

 

[Slyfox696]

I mean, take his Star Wars promo last Monday night for example. The sheer corniness of it caused a massive firestorm here. But he knows it, he knows that his mere existence already gets a rise out of millions of people. He does because he knows that you can't do anything about him. But, doesn't get suspended or perma-banned, he just keeps on going. Every week, he's there, still appealing to the children & females of the WWE Universe. He even mocks you smarks on rare occasions. He knows all of your complaints about him, but he doesn't give a shit.



He truly is an inspiration for trolls everywhere.

Wait...who the fuck was criticizing his Star Wars promo? It was fantastic.

 

[The Crock]

Wait...who the fuck was criticizing his Star Wars promo? It was fantastic.

I echo this. I saw one, maybe two people who were really against Cena's promo -- and I've read every post in the WWE Section since Monday. Hardly a firestorm.

 

[Pera]

Cena sucks.

 

[Big Nick Dudley]

If the plan, since the beginning, was to have smarks hate his guts, then yes, top troll of our time.


It wasn't, though. Still a solid troll.

 

[a0161613]

Cena sucks.

Original.

 

[Slyfox696]

Cena sucks.

Your mom sucks. Not very well though.

 

[Pera]

Small cock isn't something she was used to in your case.

 

[Slyfox696]

Small cock isn't something she was used to in your case.

Really? I thought she would have had plenty of practice after working with you for years. She told me about you, and I quote verbatim, "he's hung like an infant".

 

[Pera]

You talk to girls during sexy time? That's pretty sad, bro.

 

[MrHashasheen]

You talk to girls during sexy time? That's pretty sad, bro.

Not quite my place to intervene, but the fact that you call it "sexy time" is sad and funny in equal measures.

 

[Pera]

Almost as sad as a mum joke but hey, I'll be the better man and let it slide this one time. Sexy time is sexay!

 

[The Talon]

If Cena wins, who gives a shit what we're gonna do?

 

[Mr. Artistic guy]

Vince McMahon has been trolling everyone hard for like the last year now. Jericho returning, Brodus Clay's epicly delayed and then gimmick-switching re-debut to the main roster, Cena's speech after he beat Lesnar, Zach Ryder's semi-push and subsequent murder at the hands of Kane and so on. Don't forget about the Lawler 'anal bleeding' line.

Yeah, I think Vince laughs his anus off when he watches some of his finest trolling work. Jericho's return was far more trollington troll though.

 

[The Talon]

Jeritroll was 1 month, Cena is 10 years.


Think about that.

 

[Manof1,004Holds]

Every time Cena does something we hate, he and Vince are laughing all the way to the bank.

 

[The Talon]

Exactly. He's already won the game.

 

[justinsayne]

Jeritroll was 1 month, Cena is 10 years.

How in the fuck did you come up with those numbers.

 

[The Talon]

Jericho was silent for a month, Cena's been doing the same old shit for 10 years now

 

[Slyfox696]

Jericho was silent for a month, Cena's been doing the same old shit for 10 years now

I think you should leave again. This thread has been marred by your nonstop stupidity.

 

[The Talon]

I like Cena to be honest. I've just come to recognize his utter dominance at the sacred sport of trolling.

 

[The Champ]

Dude is the best face and the best heel in the game today all at once. Not easy to pull that off.