CJ The Pirate
Schwing
To start as all Bret Hart related pieces, seemingly by law, have to start; at Survivor Series 1997 Bret Hart was screwed by Vince McMahon. Now I don't know about you but I'm already sick of seeing that footage. Hearing the words 'Bret screwed Bret' and that's without mentioning the apparent fact that Bret Hart has forgotten how to perform.
There is an old saying for people in Bret's position: 'It's just like riding a bike' which means that you can learn to ride when your 4 years old and then never again until you are 52 but you will still be able to do it. But it seems that Bret would fall over repeatedly if he were to try.
I get it, he was injured. He suffered a stroke. He was in a wheelchair. And I also get that he was never truly confident on the mic but those are excuses, not reasons and that just isn't good enough.
Bret Hart was not my favourite wrestler. In fact, I didn't get to see him in the WWF. I started watching one month after that night in Montreal, more fool me. But I was hooked on the product and as I've grown over the years, I have looked back at the times I missed. I watched the attitude era begin after it had already ended. And it was great and I saw Bret there and I liked him but I just didn't see him as the best as so many did. But I understood and realised what a major thing it was on January 4th 2010 to sit down, hear that music and see Bret Hart walk down the ramp. I understood how to feel. I expected how I'd feel and I was left amazingly underwhelmed.
I was bored. He didn't look like a superstar. He looked like a junkie. He looked old. Roddy Piper has just had to overcome cancer and he looks better than Bret. I see Steamboat, I see Rhodes, I see DiBiase, I see Flair, I see Snuka, I see Hogan... Hell, even Kevin Nash... They all look better than Bret and there is no reason for that.
It was last year when Ricky 'The Dragon' Steamboat, Roddy Piper and Jimmy 'Superfly' Snuka were in a upper midcard spot against Chris Jericho at Wrestlemania 25. That's the same spot Bret Hart takes this year. That same spot will be heavily advertised as a selling point. Steamboat was worthy of being there that night. The other two weren't their old selves but they made the crowd respond to them for nostalgic reasons. Steamboat electrified us... he impressed so much he wrestled again at Backlash. He still does the occasional house show.
Can you really see Bret Hart doing that? Watch Raw's final moments. If you didn't manage to see it, watch it on WWE.com. It was sad. I assume the plan was for Bret to just be in an angry rage and want to destroy anything he could find. What actually transpired was a 50 year old man struggling to remember what he needed to do next and wondering how exactly he should do it. Without conveying any emotion at all. It was the worst end to Raw in years.
I'm not saying the Jericho Vs The Legends match was a classic bout by any stretch of the imagination. It was only well received because we expected less than we got. What are we all expecting from Bret Hart Vs Vince McMahon? If your answer is solely to see Bret slap the Sharpshooter on Vince... you might be unfulfilled even in that. Bret went for it two weeks ago and although he wasn't scripted to lock it in, he hesitated for far too long and, again, it looked like he'd forgot how to ply his trade. Nostalgia itself isn't enough for Bret Hart. He was more popular and successful than Steamboat ever was which was why he was given the chance to ride that wave. Bret has to shine and he can't do that.
Billing this match as The Best There Is, Was and Ever will be Bret Hart Vs Vince McMahon will be the ultimate false advertisement. In my eyes, Vince McMahon is better than Bret Hart. And as the fairy tale is to unfold, there is a 100% likelyhood that Bret is going to win. How they'll make that happen convincingly will be the biggest surprise... in fact, no, scratch that... IF they make that happen, THAT would be the biggest surprise.
The storyline is good and for all the right reasons, Wrestlemania is the stage for the end to this chapter. But Bret just isn't worthy of it. They should have waited in my eyes, made sure Bret got himself in shape and took this feud to Survivor Series instead. Make it end where it started.
There is an old saying for people in Bret's position: 'It's just like riding a bike' which means that you can learn to ride when your 4 years old and then never again until you are 52 but you will still be able to do it. But it seems that Bret would fall over repeatedly if he were to try.
I get it, he was injured. He suffered a stroke. He was in a wheelchair. And I also get that he was never truly confident on the mic but those are excuses, not reasons and that just isn't good enough.
Bret Hart was not my favourite wrestler. In fact, I didn't get to see him in the WWF. I started watching one month after that night in Montreal, more fool me. But I was hooked on the product and as I've grown over the years, I have looked back at the times I missed. I watched the attitude era begin after it had already ended. And it was great and I saw Bret there and I liked him but I just didn't see him as the best as so many did. But I understood and realised what a major thing it was on January 4th 2010 to sit down, hear that music and see Bret Hart walk down the ramp. I understood how to feel. I expected how I'd feel and I was left amazingly underwhelmed.
I was bored. He didn't look like a superstar. He looked like a junkie. He looked old. Roddy Piper has just had to overcome cancer and he looks better than Bret. I see Steamboat, I see Rhodes, I see DiBiase, I see Flair, I see Snuka, I see Hogan... Hell, even Kevin Nash... They all look better than Bret and there is no reason for that.
It was last year when Ricky 'The Dragon' Steamboat, Roddy Piper and Jimmy 'Superfly' Snuka were in a upper midcard spot against Chris Jericho at Wrestlemania 25. That's the same spot Bret Hart takes this year. That same spot will be heavily advertised as a selling point. Steamboat was worthy of being there that night. The other two weren't their old selves but they made the crowd respond to them for nostalgic reasons. Steamboat electrified us... he impressed so much he wrestled again at Backlash. He still does the occasional house show.
Can you really see Bret Hart doing that? Watch Raw's final moments. If you didn't manage to see it, watch it on WWE.com. It was sad. I assume the plan was for Bret to just be in an angry rage and want to destroy anything he could find. What actually transpired was a 50 year old man struggling to remember what he needed to do next and wondering how exactly he should do it. Without conveying any emotion at all. It was the worst end to Raw in years.
I'm not saying the Jericho Vs The Legends match was a classic bout by any stretch of the imagination. It was only well received because we expected less than we got. What are we all expecting from Bret Hart Vs Vince McMahon? If your answer is solely to see Bret slap the Sharpshooter on Vince... you might be unfulfilled even in that. Bret went for it two weeks ago and although he wasn't scripted to lock it in, he hesitated for far too long and, again, it looked like he'd forgot how to ply his trade. Nostalgia itself isn't enough for Bret Hart. He was more popular and successful than Steamboat ever was which was why he was given the chance to ride that wave. Bret has to shine and he can't do that.
Billing this match as The Best There Is, Was and Ever will be Bret Hart Vs Vince McMahon will be the ultimate false advertisement. In my eyes, Vince McMahon is better than Bret Hart. And as the fairy tale is to unfold, there is a 100% likelyhood that Bret is going to win. How they'll make that happen convincingly will be the biggest surprise... in fact, no, scratch that... IF they make that happen, THAT would be the biggest surprise.
The storyline is good and for all the right reasons, Wrestlemania is the stage for the end to this chapter. But Bret just isn't worthy of it. They should have waited in my eyes, made sure Bret got himself in shape and took this feud to Survivor Series instead. Make it end where it started.