Insert Pithy Name Here........An Impactful LD!

[The Dewbliners]

Another week, another episode of Impact!

Questions being posed after last week:

1) Will Abyss show up as the Green Lantern, or Golum?

2) Will the Beautiful People be featured this week?

3) Who's ass will Daffney proceed to kick?

4) Is Foley going to be dressed to the nines? Or, will he still appear homeless?

5) How many epic promos shall be cut tonight?

6) Will Angle finally shut Anderson the hell up?!

Most importantly, will the Champ be featured tonight, or will he be an after thought?

Who stole Joe?

All these questions answered, and more! Tonight, 9 PM on Spike!!!!

Will you be present?

 

[Gelgarin]

Shit; totally forgot about Impact. If I can get a nap in between now and then then I'll be here. I thought last week was really good.

 

[X]

Shit; totally forgot about Impact. If I can get a nap in between now and then then I'll be here. I thought last week was really good.

You best be here tonight Gelgarin. I need to get off tonight and I can't without your sweet sound logic.

Also, I shall be here for this tonight. I never miss Impact.

 

[The Dewbliners]

Excellent. Now all we need is FTS to make an appearance, as well as NorCal, and this shall be on, in the same fashion as a popular arcade game involving an ape throwing barrels of beer at a plumber from NYC.

 

[Trill Co$by]

Im choosing sex over tna tonight... so i won't be doing this

 

[The Dewbliners]

Only a half hour, guys! Start gettin' excited!

Will we be graced by our TNA mod? Will NSL make a run-in? Will FTS and NorCal show?!

 

[INDYjon22]

One question that will be answered is that INDYjon22 will be here tonight.

 

[Platypus Palsy]

I'm not as interesting as the above listed people, but I'll be here to post random thoughts and questions.

 

[Ambiguous Turd]

Mount and Dew Me, my WWE posters, Doc and Guy Compton, did ten times a better job with their LD OP's. You can do a better job with that. Add two or three graphics, etc. You know, I often wish I had access to threads in the Spam Zones. Even just the LD's would be great.

And INDYjon is going to be here tonight ... great. Whoop dee doo.

Lord Sidious will be here tonight, as well. And I intend to enjoy myself.

 

[Ambiguous Turd]

Oh yeah and ....

PUMP IRON BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Whatever the Fuck that's supposed to mean. Regardless, I can do that a lot better than that poster who thinks he's "mighty" and all that nonsense.

 

[Gelgarin]

I had a very nice and extremely masculine nap; so I can confirm that I'll definitely be here.
Since I've got time to kill...

1) Will Abyss show up as the Green Lantern, or Golum?

If Abyss shows up as anything that isn't Abyss then it's a fucking victory. I didn't actually like Hogan's promo last week (I think it's because I was never a Hogan fan as a child, I don't get a retro kick off of him) and I can't understand why they're pushing Abyss... but anything that takes his current character off of my TV screen is pure and unadulterated win.

2) Will the Beautiful People be featured this week?

I don't really care that much. Hamada on the other hand... where the fuck has she gone?

3) Who's ass will Daffney proceed to kick?

I doubt she'll be on TV tonight.

4) Is Foley going to be dressed to the nines? Or, will he still appear homeless?

I think you could dress Foley in a suit embroidered with pearls and he'd still end up looking like he'd slept on the beach. I'm presuming that this is Eric Bischoff humiliating him to get over the fact that Eric Bischoff is a bad human being.

5) How many epic promos shall be cut tonight?

I don't know. Last week set a very high benchmark. It's seven days later and I still can't decide if Angle's promo was awkward or awe inspiring. Presumably Nash, Foley and Angle will all get to talk, so we'll get something worth the price of admission.

6) Will Angle finally shut Anderson the hell up?!

Nope. We're going to have to buy the PPV for that. In other news, TNA have signed a new deal to give me their PPV's for free again. Silly if you ask me, since I was quite willing to start paying to stream them with their on-line service.

Other questions of note involve who kidnapped Samoa Joe (had there ever been a good kidnapping angle in wrestling histroy?), what's happening with the band, and whether or not it is possible for Pope to get any more awesome.

 

[INDYjon22]

This is going to be a fun LD. .

 

[Thriller Ant]

Showtime!

 

[FromTheSouth]

Yeah Bitches!@!!!! TNA BITCHES!!!!

Let's do this shit!!!!!

 

[Gelgarin]

Abyss is talking. This is not how to start quality television.

 

[klunderbunker]

Let's rock.

 

[Ambiguous Turd]

Please end this horrible Abyss character. Please do it before the 8th, because that is just a joke.

 

[Thriller Ant]

Please end this horrible Abyss character. Please do it before the 8th, because that is just a joke.

Old Abyss was really good. Think masked Kane or old Mankind. If he goes back to that, he'll be fine. The stupid character he has now isn't that good

 

[Ambiguous Turd]

I agree that TNA really needs to stop adding these titles to the shows.

 

[The Dewbliners]

I had a very nice and extremely masculine nap; so I can confirm that I'll definitely be here.
Since I've got time to kill...

1) Will Abyss show up as the Green Lantern, or Golum?

If Abyss shows up as anything that isn't Abyss then it's a fucking victory. I didn't actually like Hogan's promo last week (I think it's because I was never a Hogan fan as a child, I don't get a retro kick off of him) and I can't understand why they're pushing Abyss... but anything that takes his current character off of my TV screen is pure and unadulterated win.

2) Will the Beautiful People be featured this week?

I don't really care that much. Hamada on the other hand... where the fuck has she gone?

3) Who's ass will Daffney proceed to kick?

I doubt she'll be on TV tonight.

4) Is Foley going to be dressed to the nines? Or, will he still appear homeless?

I think you could dress Foley in a suit embroidered with pearls and he'd still end up looking like he'd slept on the beach. I'm presuming that this is Eric Bischoff humiliating him to get over the fact that Eric Bischoff is a bad human being.

5) How many epic promos shall be cut tonight?

I don't know. Last week set a very high benchmark. It's seven days later and I still can't decide if Angle's promo was awkward or awe inspiring. Presumably Nash, Foley and Angle will all get to talk, so we'll get something worth the price of admission.

6) Will Angle finally shut Anderson the hell up?!

Nope. We're going to have to buy the PPV for that. In other news, TNA have signed a new deal to give me their PPV's for free again. Silly if you ask me, since I was quite willing to start paying to stream them with their on-line service.

Other questions of note involve who kidnapped Samoa Joe (had there ever been a good kidnapping angle in wrestling histroy?), what's happening with the band, and whether or not it is possible for Pope to get any more awesome.

There is so much win in this post right here, it's not even funny. Kudos on getting a man-nap. This means a top notch Gelgarin presence.

And, Let's Cross The Line together, shall we?

 

[FromTheSouth]

I miss the Abyss/Lauren love story. That was some good television.

Jeff Hardy in the opening video? He must've signed.

 

[Stormtrooper]

Shit, back-to-back Impacts for me, which means back-to-back Impact LDs.

Abyss has his Precious on.

 

[Thriller Ant]

GET READY TO FLY!

 

[klunderbunker]

Wolfe...why are you becoming a jobber?

 

[Gelgarin]

Old Abyss was a lump; he just happened to be a lump in close proximity to James Mitchell.